DataGalaxy - Legal Torrents Site!

Data Galaxy

Hey Shayne, I thought you might be interested in this. Its a torrent site that only contains legal stuff. Basicly it means you can download whatever you want from this site (demos, games, whatever) and not worry about breaking the law.

Anywho, that's all, hopefully you'll enjoy it (and anyone else that's interested...).

Alex Chiu's Eternal Life Device

So, you want to live forever? I don't want to spoil anything, but here's the answer: Magnets.

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Yup. Magnets, by jove. But don't go all willy-nilly with them. As it turns out, if you don't make the eternal life rings correctly (he explains how to make them), then you'll get sick within hours. I expect if you wear the mal-magnet rings for even longer periods, you'd probably explode. Just a guess.

But don't stop there! Get the footwear too!

And here I was, eating healthy, exercising right, sleeping proper amounts, treating cuts with anti-diseasing agents, having proper hygene... JUST TO POSSIBLY EXTEND MY LIFE, when all I needed was some magnetic rings to rule them all.

Merry Christmas

 

Happy Thanksgiving

The bird is in the oven, the relatives have converged upon the house, and someone almost died this morning when the M&M float knocked down a streetlight at the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Family, food, and fatalities...It must be the holidays! I'm currently the only person under 50 in the house...if I'm lucky I'll get to sit at the adults table for dinner; I have a stake in that 21 lb turkey. Happy holidays.

MuffinFilms

MuffinFilms, as the name suggests, is a collection of films dedicated to muffins. A dozen films, in fact. Some funny ones too, I must add.

You should really go there and watch all of them yourself (the entire process is about 5 minutes). My favorites are 1. HUNGRY!, 2. psst..., 6. The Muffin Tree (Especially this one!), 8. Feed Me (interactive!), and 12. MufFinale, although you really should reserve that one until you've watched all the episodes.

I will never look at muffins the same way again. Amy Winfrey: Person with an odd sense of humor.

Wired News: Riya Eases Pain of Pile of Pix

Riya software recognizes faces. Interesting read. I'd try it out, but... you know.

Oh yeah, and as a double blog feature, make sure to check out spamgourmet, a method of giving a website that insists on needing your email address an actual address. Once you get the information you need... kill it. It forwards the email to any real account that you have, so it isn't exactly like another email address, but more of a path to your real address that you can shut off once you don't want people emailing you anymore.

Bring back the golden oldies! Oh wait i am

http://www.freeoldies.com/

PhotoMann Travel Photgraphy - Images of Japanese Vending Machines

they got it all here


PhotoMann Travel Photgraphy - Images of Japanese Vending Machines

!!! BREAD IS DANGEROUS !!!

Research on bread indicates that:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!

6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

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In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following bread restrictions be made:

1. No sale of bread to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.

This article was written by B.S. Wheatberry in a desert after consuming mass quantities of yeast bread then realizing his canteen was empty. (seriously :P )

the great wall lives again

now open with new ownership the Great Wall buffet is now open again !!!