Man oh man, all this free time an no time to blog!

Hey, it me, Jon. I still don't have a job which is very not cool. Oh well I think I am just going to sell used body parts. I saw a funeral going on the other day when I turned in my applications. So maybe one night soon I will sneak in and borrow some of those organs and sell them online. Or maybe not. Yeah that job is too gross for me plus Lester would always be trying to eat the body parts. But I do say it is a good thing other people have money and jobs so I can atleast mooch food off of them. Especially Tom who works at the donut factory. Well tomorrow I will be applying at the only place I haven't applied yet, the City of Hays Sewage Treatment Plant. Hopefully they need help... they gotta... who would want that job... come on some other place call me so I don't have to work there!