Outpost Nine :: Editorials :: I am a Japanese School Teacher
Here's the site Jon wanted me to blog. Its about an American who went to Japan to teach. Its a lot of funny stories.
Here's an example story:
"I was at the gym with a female Japanese friend. We were watching the news on TV when suddenly she turns to me and asks "So, you're American, right? How many guns do you have?"
Notice the word usage here. Not "if" I have guns, no! "How many" guns do I have. Because surely, as a red-blooded American, I own guns. Yee-haw, when I'm not drinkin' my root beer and eating myself damn to death, I sure love me to shoot some stuff! *thumbs up*
Clearly, I needed to set her straight. I pointed my first finger at her in the classic "Now let me tell you something..." pose, but before words could escape my mouth, she innocently said "Oh, only one gun?"
Somewhere in the world, I imagine Charlton Heston is quite pleased with himself. "
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
I am a Japanese School Teacher
Monday, May 30, 2005
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The Face Book
Its kind of interesting. Check it out.
Facebook me!
www.thefacebook.com to register or something, if you're interested.
Friday, May 27, 2005
I'm an Uncle!!!
I'm an uncle, and I've been one for well over a week now! Yes!
Actually, It's been over two weeks, now that I think about it.
Being an uncle has its responsibilities, so now I work for the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement.
Update: I forgot to mention these important details:
His name is Rowan Keith Riley, and he's a he.
He's the son of Ryan and Megan, my brother and sister-in-law.
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Thursday, May 26, 2005
Let me reach out and touch you
Shayne and I only got 4 hours of sleep last night. We stayed up till 6:30 am talking about all kinds of stuff. I need more sleep.
I finally finished moving out yesterday, now all I have to do is orginize my stuff.
The Masebergs stopped by today on their way to Colorado. They seemed to be doing good. Good job Masebergs, you're all awesome! Um, other stuff.
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
my new place
Closet
room pic 1
room pic 2
room pic 3
me in closet
kitchen pic 1
kitchen sink
not pictured the bathroom snce the bathroom is being used by more than one person i chose not to take pictures. =)
here you go it was bigger after i got it cleaned i have more room after getting most of the stuff i dont need out now i just need to take the matresses out. and im going to start moving in.
Tuesday, May 24, 2005
Episode Tres
General Grievous was totally awesome. I think he kicked butt! I mean, come on, he had four arms, FOUR ARMS (and hands)! That's so awesome. I want four arms! When I get older, I'm gonna surgically attach 2 mechanical arms so that I have four arms. I'll be totally kick ass. And he had four light sabers! Too bad he didn't know how to use them, cause he died. If it were me, I wouldn't have died, I would have ran, with my awesome four armness. OH yeah!
Monday, May 23, 2005
Friday, May 20, 2005
Thursday, May 19, 2005
E3 2005: Legend of Zelda Impressions from ign
zelda story
here is the latest on the new zelda for the gamecube Legend of Zelda : Twilight Princess =) sorry its in a text file but thats all i can give ya
Wednesday, May 18, 2005
nintendo smackdown
nintendo is going to rock the console race with in the next year watch nintendo climb back up oh wait i guess they never really fell down did they =). for all you non IGN subcribers i was able to wacth the nintendo conference it was and hour long and i must same SMACK DOWN yes thats right SMACK DOWN. if you all want details let me know ill tell you about it im not going to blog them all but this one thing ...... LOZ:TP .... thats it
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Monday, May 16, 2005
I Passed GEI
That's right folks, I didn't take the final but I still ended up with a C in that class. Woot! Who's the man?
Saturday, May 14, 2005
i need a donut.
but, no worries: episode III comes out on thursday, which means that if i'm lucky, i can hypnotize my parents and convince them to take me on friday night. i can't wait to see the ultimate showdown between yoda and darth sidious.
and, in other news, i'm bored stiff here. the highlight of my day: watching shayne on his webcam.
the low point of my day: watching a first aid video with my mom (did you know that motor vehicle crashes are the leading cause of accidental death?). anyways, i'm done rambling for a while...if anything else that's completely un-newsworthy pops up in my life, i'll be sure to blog about it.
Friday, May 13, 2005
Star Trek: The Final Cancellation
TV Guide's page of suggestions Since Enterprise is now done, people are wondering what the next Star Trek will be. The silliest suggestion I've seen: CSI: Starfleet.
Monday, May 09, 2005
Sunday, May 08, 2005
Anwary
Anwar has gone home. So he ended up not staying here forever, hahahaha.
He also got a written warning for speeding already. Hopefully he makes it back OK.
Saturday, May 07, 2005
I have a phone!
it's a tracfone. i'd give you the number so you could call me, but i kinda can't find the number right now, plus i'm too poor to buy all those minutes that would require. so instead, i'll just play snake II.
Happy Birthday Blog, yesterday!
Yesterday, the FHSU Bloggination blog should've celebrated its one-year anniversary. But it didn't.
Shame on it.
Oh well. It lasted much longer than I expected. Having only one of its founding fathers drop out of the blog (well, technically, Alex is still in it, but he hasn't blogged in it for how long now?)
And who could forget the time when we blogged an expose (expos-ay?) on the radioactive cheese in Cheetos?
Here's to another year!
Last day for Anwar
Today was was really fun. We celebreated Sam and Tara's B-Day today. We went to Sonic and played V-ball, it was totally awesome! Sorry Jess, didn't mean to grab your butt! It was pretty funny when Alex, Jon, and Jess had that ice cream cake fight. Glad I stayed out of it. And then more stuff happened, but I forgot why I started to blog this, I'm sure there was a point somewhere....oh well. I'm tired of typing, you can just comment about other stuff if you want about what happend. I love you ANWAR!
Thursday, May 05, 2005
Radio Project
Radio Project here we go this is a site i built today for my best friend he is restoring this radio and this site is for him to keep everyone updated on his progress
This is my brother...
he is going to be on the label of this pop, I mean soda, opps.
Send us your photos to the Jones Soda Gallery of Photos for potential future labels
Today is 05-05-05
Just thought you should know. We could celebrate at 8:05 tonight, in army time. That way it would be:
2005, 05, 05, 20:05
But then again, who cares.
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
burn, baby, burn
I'm thinking about getting a DVD burner.... Maybe this one. Any comments/suggestions? And if you just don't care, feel free to ignore me.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
Monday, May 02, 2005
FOXSports.com - MLB- Performance-enhancing contact lenses?
FOXSports.com - MLB- Performance-enhancing contact lenses?
How cool is that? They finally have sunglass contact lenses, sorta. But only for pro ball players (no matter the type of ball probably).