Epiphany

Peaches are hairy apples on hormones

fuck hays

ITV Strikes Back

Day 2 of classes. ITV is new and different this semester...not exactly better either. The long and the short of it is, all of the colleges switched from the dedicated T1 lines to plain internet at 256K. On top of that, Colby is generally inaccessible because all of their addresses got screwed up I guess. And I broke the VCR today. Yep. If I had a screwdriver, I'd take it apart and try to fix it. So it's good that I don't have a screwdriver. But enough of work. Hays is sunny and a beautiful 82 degrees out. Perfect weather for frisbee golf, laying in a shady hammock, or Oversized Outdoor Ping Pong (also known as tennis) if you're into that sort of thing. So right now there's this girl sitting in Tomanek crying on the phone (she's been doing this for at least an hour now) about various random topics like athletic shorts...I don't really get it but she's getting annoying. For the love of Alltel, get some Prozac! And in other news, there is a tree in San Antonio that is self-watering.

INTERNET

I finally have the internet again!

Flying Paul

So in three days I hit up kansas city, dallas, san antonia, and dever. Yea airports are great. Don't care on any liquids or gel either.

Flying Monkeys

The squirrels have not got me yet. The penguin army keeps me safe. Mind you this is not al gores penguin army as you might have seen on utube, but mine own pengiun army.

Anyway. I am doing good. I am working on the leader webpage and working for the Consortium Research Fellows Program which is a very nice deal. I also am flying to San Antonio this next week. After that school starts which should be a nice change.

That is live in Hays.

Trip into a sticker bush, hit yourself in the ankle with a hammer and roll your truck

So how is everyone doing since i never hear from any of you. I suppose you are all sittting at home watching tv or maybe... yes... the squirrels got you since the last post on the blog was myself and the one before that, which isn't mine, was a month ago. I told you so, those squirrels were going to be vicous in their plot to take over the world. No one ever listens to me and now you are all dead or caputred working in the acorn mines. Sucks you guys. But I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!