GMAIL!!

ok i have 6 invites for anyone who may be interested in one just IM me on msn Biebs_91@hotmail.com ive got six to give away

wanted: semi-professional hitman

target: any student in biology lab, section c. means: anyway you want to; preferably something a little unobtrusive, say a knock on the head and a long permanent swim in big creek. fee: $0. (hey, you're a semi-professional, you need the experience). oh, and please do it soon; i really want to add this class...stupid thing is FULL! but yeah, that's your job. oh, and if anyone asks, this never existed.

ps...if you're any kind of law enforcement official, i'm just kidding. obviously. i mean, why else would i put it on the internet? how stupid is that?

USGS - Water Resources in Kansas

here is the water tables for kansas you can see big creek in hays and yocemnto. yocemento has been having some ten foot waves going through. we should go out there and surf some time. COWABUNGA DUDES!!!

USGS - Water Resources in Kansas

J-Track 3D

This website is awsome, with all the orbiting satellites around the earth.

J-Track 3D

Magical mystery Boor

"Alright, Rinchetti. We know you were the key man in the whole operation. We know you set up the plan to smuggle in the illegal merchandise. We also know that you used the money to buy the number 6 from Sesame Street, who worked as your wheelman in last weeks heist. But there's one thing we still don't know."

"Oh yeah? What's that?"

"Why in the world did Shayne post this?"

My Life

"Ok Lester, which is it going to be? Me or anime?"

"Hey, that reminds me of an anime"

"...."

"Wait, that wasn't my answer! .....good bye"

So, what's important to you?

home trip

i drove two and a half hours to come and visit my parents since i hadnt seen them for a couple of months somwhere between 7 or 8 months i lost track after awhile well any ways back to my story i got home went a visited my grandma for a while then came home and ate dinner after dinner i started going through all my mail that had cluttered up over these last few months as i was going through i came apon a letter from my classmates that there was going to be a class reunion and that i was suppose to respond yes or no if i were to be attending i chose no and in the space provided i precceded to let them know why

and i quote this is what i said for the reason for declining (edited for younger viewers)

"[i am "sorry" to say that i must decline the offer to attend this event for 5 simple reasons

1. i dont want too
2. because you all are a bunch of @%$@%#$@$@## losers
3. why should i for the #$%#^$% you put me through for those 13 years
4. i dont like any of you
5. beside you so-called "friends" cannot stand up to the wonderful ppl i call my friends at FHSU and im proud to call them that because they dont treat me like dirt like all of you did

yours truly
Joshua "Biebs" Bieber]"


any i know that was harsh but if any of you knew my classmates you would know what i was talking about i like you all better anyway id much rather hang out with you guys than go to a stupid class reunion that i wouldnt enjoy being at you guys are more a friend to me than they ever will be

Pizza Night! woot!

What a fun night. Pizzas, and a little Memento movie to watch. It was great. Although one of the pizza's was wrong (Nooo!) but the delivery guy was very nice and polite.

Now, if you'll excuse me, my house is on fire.

Math is fun

In case you all did not know math is very fun. All my fun classes use math and the not fun classes don't. Math has nice rules that can never be broken, unlike in englishs and other soft sciences. Well that is all I have to say. So live long and proper.

What the dealy-O?

This blog used to be a swarming mass of shared thoughts and weird ideas. Now look at it! Nobody blogs like they did back in the day!

Maybe its because we are all right here and we can now just say "Hey, I did something," instead of chronicling it in the blog. Well, it's time to stand up and fight. Its time to resist the machines!... Oh wait, wrong speech. It's time for us to sit down and blog. It's time to resist non-bloggivness!

....


I guess I still have nothing to talk about. Oh wait! I did just... oh, that's boring too. Yep, I'm tapped out on bloggies now.

Say hello to my little blog

Well, all-bloggy then!

So far, most of my classes are not living up to my expectations.


If you've just now noticed, I have nothing to blog about.

I'll leave.

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third day of classes and the homework starts to pile up im still working on labs from monday good thing they are not do untill the end of the semester and i have my first test monday which sux now that classes have started ive became invisible because i go to work class back to my room do homework and then go to bed this semester i dont even have time to watch tv let along blogging right now i should be doing homework but im not

ps if anyone can decipher the title you win a pat on the back

Stoopid People

Physics Prof. "And that makes x=10."

Old Lady, "No x is the 24 letter of the alphabet."

Can't help the way I feel

So, since no one is blogging about what's going on, I thought I write a few things about what's been going on.
Well, Shayne moved in and now my room is totally awesome. I'm not lonely anymore, yay! People come over all the time now, maybe it was Shayne that was the popular guy, not Alex (can't be me cause people didn't come over to my room as much last semester).
I've been working at the front desk, its been really fun. Though most of the time I'm just sitting there doing nothing. At least that gives me time to do my homework. All I need to do now is buy my books.
Jon was out giving out pickles the other day, that was pretty funny. Um....lets see, what else has been going on? Oh yeah, I've been learning a lot of new songs on the guitar, that means I'll be annoying you people more with my singing/playing. Consider yourselves lucky, BUAHAHAHAHA.

Well, live long and PROPER!
oh no my house caught on fire!

Shayne - I'm back in Ag!

So, I've noticed the INTENSE pouring in of posts lately... Oh wait, I mean hardly any posts at all. I'm to blame myself.

But then again, I have the excuse of not having a computer set up for four days. But now, nearly everything is fully functional, so that means more blogging, baby!

,,, Blog.

Jon the pickle man?

I personally don't like pickles all that much.

last day of freedom

sunday aug 22 last day of summer break i was up at 5:30 this morning i had to go take care of a friends cat that i have been taking care of and that lil punk bit me of course i deserved it i made him made but still he bit me then after i got done there i had to go to work then i work untill noon now im just sitting here blogging away =P

also after surfing the web this site leo's legos designs brought back some good ole memories and i just want to break out the legos

Movement is not a flavor of gum.

So the big move finally took place, everybody is moved, but haven't settled in yet. [Note to Lester: I am SO sorry. I didn't think it was possible to progress the disorder to the level it is now.] While everyone might be anxious about their new surroundings or roommates, where everything is different and completely unexpected, sometimes to the point of uncomfortable, keep this thought in mind:

Adapt to change or die.

I think Darwin's theory still holds in how you live your life. In the short motivational book "Who Moved the Cheese?" (or at least I think it was called that, and I never read the book, I've only been given a description of it), if you are the lab mouse that has become used to where the cheese has been placed in the maze, and one day it was moved, you cannot dwell on the past of where the cheese has been. The mouse is puzzled at first, and the panics, but ultimately it comes to the conclusion that it must continue to hunt for the cheese, or else it will die of starvation. It doesn't like it, but it has to do it anyway. Then, once he gets used to the new position of the cheese after several more maze tests, the cheese stays, but a new, more delicious object is placed in a part of the maze that the mouse has never been before. He can smell it, and knows that it is better than the cheese, but he has to make a choice: Does he go after the new food, or does he stay back with what he has been given for all this time? (Keep in mind he can't eat the cheese and then go after the new object, that would defeat the whole purpose of the explanation. The scientists take him out and move him back to his cage after the choice is made).

Actually, I'm not sure if that last part was in the book. Please read it and then give me the gist of it.

The college life has been great for me. I've seen and learned so much. Somethings I know will irritate me, and others will make me look at things in different perspectives. Through wear and tear, I will have become a better man for it, and I hope I'm doing the same for everyone else around me.

*Sniff* I love you guys! This is going to be a great year, I can feel it. I can feel it like a rash... a rash of hope... a contagious rash.

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... and if the rash is a rash of hope, I guess the ointment would be the ointment of distress. You probably don't want to apply that. But you don't need to worry anyway, neither the rash nor the ointment exist. It was a metaphor. But that would be cool to have, like Fry's worms in that Futurama episode. I loved that one.

dont move your vehicles

starting tomarrow everyone will be moving back in so if you have a good parking spot dont move your vehicle because you will never get it back ever again ....

Hey Shayne

Tomorrow, I'll be working at the front desk from 9:30am to 1:00pm. After that, if they don't have me working at the front desk still, I have to go work at my other job, so in other words, I'm pretty much busy tomorrow. I'll be gone all day (or at the front desk all day). I won't be able to help you move in...hopefully the way I have the room set up won't get in the way with all your stuff and everything. If you need to move stuff around go right ahead. Have fun.

Sorry I can't help (or maybe I can, won't know for sure till tomorrow)

another addition

ok as an INT major its required to have more than one computer right now i have three two with windows xp pro and one with 98se and i guess ill be getting a new one ..well not a brand new one just another one for 15 dollars just becuase it has a 17in flat-screen monitor not flat-panel... flat-screen so i figure sure ill take it just for the monitor i can prolly sell the tower some where down the line but for now it will prolly collect dust like my win98se machine

Levi Strauss %26 Co. %7C History of Denim

Levi Strauss %26 Co. %7C History of Denim

I'd like to thank Lester for his emailing to us the comments that are written. It's very handy.

That's right. It's a slow blog day. You'd think that I'd have figured out that my life is so boring, and that I bring nothing of interest to anybody, that I shouldn't be blogging. Just thought I'd mention it.

In other news, I've not packed ANYTHING yet for college, as a result I'll be heading to FHSU on Thursday. Sorry Lester. I was busy saving the world from evil nuns, and... not really. I was finishing up my computer reinstalls yesterday. The result: I have 3 computers on Windows 98 (one of them on SE) and 1 computer on FreeDOS Beta8, which isn't the latest of FD, but it was the latest one with floppy disk installation capabilities. All computers are fully functional and ready for sale, and this is a great accomplishment for me because..... zzzzzzzz.

I just now read the link I provided. It is really boring. Don't go there.

My very compy day

Today, I completely wiped the hard drives of 4 computers and reinstalled the OS (Windows 98 (non-SE)) on three of them. the 4th computer is weird and has (er, had) some SCO Unix operating system on it. Since I have no idea how to use Unix, I figure I'd try a legal, slightly more user friendly OS, and I hope I find it in a little known OS called FreeDOS. Check it out at freedos.org, It's not finished yet (not that they didn't have enough time, it's been 10 years, man!), but does support many of the olden time programs.

...Uh, yeah. I just read over what I said and, I slipped into a mini-coma. I guess its too late to warn you now. Of couse, I could just cut and paste this before the paragraph, but then you wouldn't get this extra sentence then, would you?

my story

well i had a great and wonderful story for all of you to read but then i remembered that i didnt have a story for all of you to read so there went my blog ....


how ever you need to check out www.stickdeath.com i love this site you need to check out the 2004 auto anti-theif devices they are hilarious

WARNING: this site has lots of animated violence please be sure you have your parents permission to venture into the fun of watching animated stick ppl killing each other

Japan Rail Pass

Nippon Travel Agency

$280 to tour all of Japn for a week. Weee, who's comin' with me! I'll just take you all.

You've got to ayordalize more.

As I'm walking down the street one night, I'm ganged up by... a gang. Of kids. Punk Kids.

They called themselves the Punk Kids Gang.

They form a circle around me. The head kid walks up and wields his switchblade menacingly at me.
"Your money or your life," he demanded.

"Very well," I said. "Here you go." I then proceeded to tell him that I was born to a nice Christian family. We weren't rich in money, but we were rich in love.
I continued through my child and teen years, picking through every mistake and interesting anecdote I produced in my life. The first time I found out about snakes, my first playground fight, the zits, when I first noticed that cutie in the front row, everything.

When I eventually came to the end of my life story, every one of the punk kids were in tears.
"Thank you, sir," said the head kid, fighting back his tears. "Here's five bucks for your trouble."

The moral of the story is that when you think your life can't get any lower, punk kids feel sorry for you.

reason to never use windows 98

today i had a big reminder why i switch all my machines to windows xp ..i was working on a computer for one of my clients today they had bought a new video card and wanted me to put it in along with a ethernet card so i said sure and went to work because this machine was going to go to the children they wanted the machine wiped clean so i started with a reformat and reinstall of windows 98 se everything went well no problems not one thing then next i installed the new video card this also went with out a hitch the last thing i did was install.... the ethernet card ...from hell after i installed it the computer reconized the new hardware and asked for the driver to be installed i inserted the driver disk and it searches and tells me that it cannot find the drive i have it search again still cannot find it i point to the exact file it need still cannot find the driver so i go ahead with the installation and boot to windows i went online with my laptop downloaded the drivers that i need put it on a floppy with back to the computer inserted my floppy and i tried to reinstall the driver low and behold it worked so i restart and even before i get rebooted into windows i get an error in the bios saying that there were four files corrpt and it couldnt load a dll file so back to my laptop i spend three hour researching what these files are for and surprise surprise they are use for microsoft clients for networking so i have to go in and uninstall that and reinstall ok once more i have reboot i believe that at this time ive rebooted the machine about a million times by now afte the reboot the errors go away and everything seems to work i go to run the internet connection wizard and for some reason it brings up msn dialup sign up why me why me as im hitting my head on the desk so i find my way to the actual internet connection wizard and was able to finally get the machine on the internet and was able to finally get every thing working right and no more rebooting

...once again i hate windows 98

ludology

Ludology is derived from the Latin word Ludus, which means game. That's right, there are becoming an increasing amount of colleges offering courses dedicated to the study of video games, which is about time. Electronic Gaming Monthly lists a few of the courses these two are my favorite:
LUD 101-Introduction to American and Japanese video games.
LUD 204(I think)-Lara Croft: Feminist Icon or Bimbo -- Requires to watch both stinkaroo Lara Croft movies, so this is a harder course than you might think.

And other class involves lab work using an Xbox with the Ninja Gaiden game, it involves looking into the competitive nature of games.

All I can say is, I can't wait for this to become standard for the majority of colleges. Video games include literature, art, and motion picture, so it seems only natural that it should be open to study as art. Play on!

Thank you Dave Matthews Band

You make the world alright.

Yeesh

So how about them Summer Olympics? They sure aren't what they used to be. Every competitor naked and men only.

Seriously though, I'm watching the men's gymnastics portion of the show right now, and the rules that these people have is crazy. Elonzo Boden (of Last Comic Standing fame) was right: If you bounce when you land, you lose!

My question to the people that make the rules of gymnastics: Doesn't it show how pointless gymnatics is when you have to add weird rules that nobody understands except the people that are in gymnastics? Same question goes for the figure skating in the winter Olymps.

Case in point: You can watch an entire gymnastic set with the volume off, and be amazed at all of those flip-de-loops and twirls they do on the bars, the horses, and the beams. You turn up the volume to hear all of the rules and mistakes they're making, and you just want to barf out of puzzlement: "Why does that matter?"

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy watching this stuff (I just saw a guy dislocate his finger, it was almost sticking all the way up! Gross!) but you wonder how it fits into the grand scheme of things. When you think about it, gymnastics (along with sync swimming) is a freak event in the overall scheme of things.

to illustrate the point, look at all the normal events. Who can run/swim the fastest? Who can jump the highest/farthest? Who can throw a really heavy object the farthest?
Now to Gymnastics: Who can twirl around really quick while keeping his legs together and unbent and then land in one spot without bouncing? My answer: Who cares?

Before I continue, let me state this: gymnastics is hard. If I tried to run and do those flip and handstands on the mat, I would've needed a skin graft for my whole body, if I didn't break my neck and kill myself.

However, just because something is hard doesn't mean I should care. Driving a pick ax through your head and walkng away living is hard, but in the end it isn't a good skill to have.

Just because someone can play guitar while having a dynamic time scale and playing notes fast doesn't mean I should like it. I do appriciate it, that is a really neat skill, however, if it doesn't actually sound good, then forget it. Whoopee.

The ultimate point I'm trying to make is this: Yes, it IS true that anything worth doing is hard. However, something that is hard to do isn't always worth doing.

finally

i bought way of the samurai 2 today im gonna play it today all day at work its going to be great one of the best things about working on the weekend i can watch movies and play video games !!!

oh yeah AvP rocked but like lester said if there were better battle scenes it would have rocked even more

Hokkaido

I have decided, I want to live in Hokkaido. Such a beautiful place. Of course I have never been there so I would not know first hand. I'm just going by what people told me. I was talking to my Mom about this and she said that my dad wants to live in Hokkaido as well, before he dies. Along with a lot of other Americans living in Japan. How dare they steal my dream! Hokkaido, I want to live in the country side of Japan. Supposedly one of the more beautiful part of Japan, the most undeveloped island, lots and lots of nature to enjoy. Weee (I like nature, its wonderful).

On a completely different note, I went and saw Elian Varsurs Praydator today. It was totally awesome! Except for the fact that it wasn't THAT awesome. Don't get me wrong, I totally loved it, but I thought it was rather short. There needed to be a lot more Alien ass kicking. Also, the plot could have been fleshed out a bit better. It started out so awesome, but I didn't like the way they explained the relationship between the aliens and the predators. And again, MORE BATTLE SCENES! More death! The Predators kick way more ass than that!


The 12 girls band is awesome, check them out, they're from China, really good stuff.

I'm so dizzy...

I've been feeling dizzy for about the past 5 days or so. It really hit me hard just the past 30 minutes. It's really annoying.

The same thing happened last year at the exact time of year, just before college started. Except it started with really bad nausea, and then dizziness for about a month. Ugh, I don't want that.

5 hours till avp

this morning

i awoke to sirens and flashing lights and this anoying buzzing that wouldn't go away i ran outside to only to find half of campus destroyed and this stupid buzzing wouldnt go away it was this buzz buzz buzz like an alarm clock would make... oh it sucked as i wondered outside reporters came rushing in asking how was it possible that i survived the blast aparently campus was bombarded by some unknown army with super weapons i guess because all i could decipher what any one was saying was.... dark army....super weapons next thing i knew was i was being thrown into a van they aparently were government agents i couldnt tell what they were saying because of that damn buzzing next they were showing me maps and plans and outfitting me with these freaking awesome weapons then i was shown the airship i was to pilot after this dark army so i did and engaged them in fighting to the end all this time that stupid buzzing ..i infiltrated the enemy base and made my way to the evil emperor's chamber and he challeged me to a samurai battle with katanas low and behold some how i knew how to fight with a katana except i threw down his sword he threw to me i reached up and grabbed my necklace which had a katana on it i spoke out the enchantment "i call you muramasa sword of the divine wind" and the the charm grew into a sword much to my liking and as the evil emperor saw this his eyes grew full of fear and he charged me and we battled it out until i defeated him i went to unmask this villian and then .... buzz buzz buzz my friggin alarm clock woke me up from this really weird dream

i have a few things to thank for this dream ... anime and crack ...although i dont remember being on crack ..its the only explaination for me having this dream

Wow.

I expected my plan of the bloggers to blog more on the blog to work (BLOG! blog blog blog), but not THIS well. Nine posts? That's almost insulting, but then I remembered that I didn't really want to write a play anyway.

Or maybe it was all a big, funny coincidence.

In any case, it's great to hear from the staff. Even I have been diminishing in blogging the past week or two, but I was on vacation, so I have an excuse.

But that does bring up an interesting question. Who blogs more of our group? Ok, it's not that interesting, shut up.

Answer: Lester has written 81, I have written 76 (Including this one.) Lester has written 5,148 words, I have written under 14,000. Divide that out, you get 64 words per post for Lester, and 184 words per post for Shayne, the guy that refers to himself in the third person.

What this all means is that the universe will collapse in on itself the moment that the rate of expansion of the universe equals the speed of light.

... Oh, wait, it doesn't mean a thing.

On a parting note, I hope that nobody just visiting this site reads this first and realize that we have no idea what to blog about or captivate an audience. But then again, it's not about the ratings, is it? It's about the ladies. And just to let you (pretty) ladies know, I'm available. I have strong brown eyes, and a pumpernickel. Thats right ladies, I have a German goblin that breaks wind. So if you get a busy signal, then just keep dialing the number and hope I pick up.

here we go part two

ok ill start of where i left off


about 5 pm i got off work

5:15 i ate dinner

6pm went to walmart and bought a computer desk and helped my roommate get it up to the room

8pm my friend heather called she came over and hung out for a while

9:30 pm heather and i went to go get ice cream on the way there my driver side window shatter for no reason at all pissed me off alot now its prolly gonna cost me an arm and a leg to get it fix

11:15 pm wrote part two of my blog

Jessica

A young boy spits on the Berlin Wall, even if he breaks it down nothing can change

When I remembered I shut myself off tightly.

Singing is the only thing that keeps me going... how weak I am.

I donn't wanna be Edward H. Gein
Sid Vicious and Nancy
Where can I meet them?

There's no voice in my heart,
Even in my heart the song is gone
I wait quietly for you.
I can't reach you, I can't reach you
I can't find your voice.

I don't wanna be Edward H. Gein
Sid Vicious and Nancy
Where can I meet them?

When you gently offer your hand to me, I can't just accept it.

There's no voice in my heart
Even in my heart the song is gone
I wait quietly for you.
Madly in love,
Dreaming,
Loving
Loving for the sake of loving
Dreams end. Sid's dream.

My Child Problem

When thinking about the conversation I had with my sister, I had totally forgotten about Grant. My friend Grant (from Va Beach) is pregnant with my child (in fact, he's been pregnant with my child for about 4 years now, I think). I'd like to thank Grant for always being there for me, he's a great friend, and there is no one else I would rather have to mother (father?) my child. Grant, you're awesome. If I were gay (and according to this I am) I would marry you, if it were legal (damn you Bush! Even though I'm still voting for you!). Woot.

Four years....wonder when it'll be born.

funnies

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, and the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese."-Chris Rock

"Football combines the two worst features of American life: violence and committe meetings."-George Will

"I just recently had my Visa card stolen. Now it's everywhere I want to be."-Scott Wood

"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typrewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."-Robert Wilensky

"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."-Martin Mull

"I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair."-Thom Sharp

"Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."-Rita Rudner

here we go

today ive decided to post blogs on every account of my being today

11am i got up and showered and got ready for work turn on our newly installed ac and rounded up my computer to go to work

noon i arived at work and now im surfing the web because i have nothing better to do


tune in this evening to read the conclusion of the eventful day !!!

Greyhounds bring lots of joy, or atleast they used to.

Hey everybody! Greyhounds are so awesome and here is why. I have, as you all know, been trying to get people to come out and visit mainly cause I am too lazy to drive to you. Only a few of you responded and of those that came you only stayed for like 5 hours. Well I called in reinforcements. Thats right, I bought my little brother a Greyhound bus ticket and had him shipped out here. So now I don't need any of you people to help me plan to destroy the squirrel empire. I have home grown reinforcements. Losers!

AvP

aliens versus predator opens tomorrow!!!!! all the gore and animatronics you could ever want, plus lots of dying humans. what could be better? all right, it could be better if leonard nimoy and william shatner and the entire cast and crew of the N.C.C. Enterprise showed up, but that is asking rather a lot.

ok fine

i try to blog as much as i can but the last two dyz ive been busy moving and so i had to unhook all four of my computers thats right i said four two laptops and two towers but i have finally gotten moved in ...another reason i havnt been blogging is taht over the last few weeks this is all that entailed ....get up at 10am go to work from noon to 5pm get home at about 5:30pm eat dinner at 6pm sit on my couch for about 2 hours then at 8pm i ride my bike for an hour and a half get back home at 9:30pm take shower and watch adult swim ...after adult swim i go to bed ....thats pretty much all ive done all summer i th0ught if i blogged this everyday you all would get bored of it ..so therefore i blogged only exciting things

Hey Now

I blog a good amount. I think I blog just about the same amount as you! Maybe not, I don't know. I just figured most people don't even want to read what I write. I guess I can talk about what's been going on.

Um, I've been working, kind of cleaning room, and watching a lot of anime and now playing Mega-man with Jon.

Paul and Jess came to visit Dan on Monday. Unfortunatly I had to work when they got here so I only saw them for an hour (kind of sucked too cause we didn't really do anything and it felt kind of weird). I was hoping Dan would hang out a bit longer since I won't be seeing him for a while...but no, he had to leave as well. So I won't see him for a really long time and I never got a chance to really hang out. Blarg. Oh well.

I'm really obssesed over Ranma right now. Must...Watch...More...Ranma......

Pepperoni and Beef Sticks

Sometimes the world is flat. Sometimes it rains on sunny days. Sometimes someone rips you off when you buy dvds online and then you just want to go to Tennessee and bring lots of pain to that person. Then you think that the person is in Tennessee so how can you hurt them anymore. Oh yeah, bring the to Arkansas. Vengeance will be mine. My squirrel army will make him pay the full price.

It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chews Your Grass Out from the Lawn

Wow, look at the blog dropoff in the past few days. If the rest of the gang doesn't pull it together, then I'm threatening to write and post a play. And to show I'm not bluffing, here's a little sample (It's a musical):

Bernadine: [walks to center stage, slaps Bob in the face with a lunkfish]

Bob: What? Never!

[Background music group groups in the background to start music, sings "Fish Slap" to "Love Shack" Lyrics.]


Bob [After song conclusion]: Ugh, I don't feel so good. [Bob explodes, fake guts splatter out to crowd]

[End Scene]


There you go. Just a little sample. And that wasn't even the rough draft! That all fits into a magical, wonderful, convoluted musical.

So C'mon bloggers. Blogging is good. If there aren't any more blog posts the rest of this week (from someone else besides me), expect to see the full play. You've been warned. Just do it. It doesn't even have to make sense or be interesting! It could be about gum, or even that goat that looked at you funny... The possibilities are endless.

...Oh, wait, I guess I do have some stuff to talk about.
How about them rains this week? Crazy. We got a little under an inch, which is decent for this region. Over the weekend, I went with my parents up (and over) to Brush, Colorado for ye grande olde familye reunionne.

The 19th is only 7 days and 1 hour away, Also known as "The Big FHSU Parking Grab", where you can scarcely find a parking spot for blocks. The parking is taken up by lousy worthless Freshmen, which ruins the parking for 3 months. I calculate the "lousy worthless" portion of the Freshmen population to be about 1 of every 10 Freshmen, but that is pure speculation. They are an annoying waste of space, and eventually they will realize it and go back home as bitter failures.

www.engrish.com

I want this t-shirt. Why? Because I hate myself and I want to die. . . . but in a happy, lovely way.

My Family

Advice from the wise sister of mine

"Lester, our parents are getting old. You know what's missing from their lives?"
"Hmm?"
"Grandchildren."
"Whah?"
"Since I'm not planning on having children, its all up to you Lester. Hurry up and go get some chick pregnant."
"Hmm, sounds interesting, but I think that's skipping a few steps. You know, like first GETTING A GIRLFRIEND. Not to mention having a good relationship, and then getting married, and all that. Plus I'm still in school"
"Tha's ok, you can live with me, I make enough money. Papa and Mama needs grandchildren, QUICK!"

So...anyone out there interested in baring my child? Hmmm?
Didn't think so....

Home

I miss my family.......

New short video released

Click your way over to my website to download the latest in video technology (for us... we finally have a camcorder!). Make sure to note the absolutely stunning fluid motion and digital crispness that the video has. You'll agree: motion pictures have come along way since their beginnings in the early 1900's.

work is crazy/ i fond a frisbee today in bigcreakk

Looks like someone dropped the ball.

I finally got a Firewire PCI card to connect my camcorder to my computer. What this means to those who speak English: I can record video from the camcorder to the PC, which is a great boon to the whole video process.

So expect to see a (short) video in the coming days!... And I should tell you now, its probably not worth your time to download it if you have dial up.

Ranma 1/2

Ranma 1/2 is probably one of the funniest manga (Japanese comics) around. It is one of my favorites. It's also an awesome anime as well. I remember as a child in Japan watching Ranma on TV. It was soooo awesome! I have forgot about it this long I have no idea, but I decided I'm gonna try and download the entire series (I think its like 7 seasons long or something, so its gonna be awhile).
Takahashi Rumiko is the author/artist that created Ranma. For those of you that know her, she's the one responsible for Inu Yasha, along with a bunch of other comics. She is a genius when it comes to stories (in my opinion anyway) though she tends to drag things out a bit.
Anyway, I just wanted to say that Ranma is something you guys should check out if you like comedy. You will not be disapointed!

yellowjacket

well i received my new laptop today its freaking awesome and it was well worth the money i spent for it =P ....since its yellow i call it yellowjacket

Yer Blues

"Yes I'm lonely wanna die
Yes I'm lonely wanna die
If I ain't dead already
Ooh girl you know the reason why.

In the morning wanna die
In the evening wanna die
If I ain't dead already
Ooh girl you know the reason why.

My mother was of the sky
My father was of the earth
But I am of the universe
And you know what it's worth
I'm lonely wanna die
If I ain't dead already
Ooh girl you know the reason why.

The eagle picks my eye
The worm he licks my bone
I feel so suicidal
Just like Dylan's Mr. Jones
Lonely wanna die
If I ain't dead already
Ooh girl you know the reason why.

Black cloud crossed my mind
Blue mist round my soul
Feel so suicidal
Even hate my rock and roll
Wanna die yeah wanna die
If I ain't dead already
Ooh girl you know the reason why."

- Beatles

I want to take you to a fillet bar

The Speed Demos Archive is a great place to see games played to near-flawless quality. Super Mario Bros in just over 5 minutes? Donkey Kong Country in around an hour? Yup. Although to me, the videos aren't as good as the immaculate Super Mario Bros. 3 in 11 minutes video.

new way to chat

i dont know if any of you have heard of this but if you have a headset or mic and speakers for your pc SKYPE is a really cool program to use i was using it with my friend in manhatten and it was like we were talking over the phone it was really clear and its free no charge ....SKYPE is a P2P program that is voice and text chat its really cool to mess around it

go here to download it www.skype.com

find your worth

find out your worth as a human being im worth $2,207,190.00 hahahahahahahahahahah


human for sale

If the Wedding goes off without a hitch, does it mean the couple didn't get married?

Star Wars Kid
This kid has been through so much... and yet I still laugh. I recommend downloading starwarskid.wmv first, followed by star-wars-kid-remix.wmv, and then.. any thing else with SWK or Star Wars in the name.

If you don't like the non-good-looky website I provided, then try Jedimaster.net, which boasts 106 clone videos at the time of this post. I estimate 12 of those are any good. Good Luck!

the village

have you ever been in a theater, and the reel breaks at the very most suspenseful, scary part of the movie? that's what happened to me last night while watching the blind girl being stalked by one of the creatures in the woods... but in retrospect, it wasn't a scary movie at all; more like a romantic comedy embedded with an anti-war message...

Short Funny Movie

AtomFilms - Carbonite Confusion

I swear this is funny. Don't worry its not dirty or nasty or anything, just funny. Watch!

cool and not so cool

Ok so I have managed to "procure" a PS2 for our entertainment, and whne I say procure I mean I'm stealing it from my parents, and when I say stealing it from my parents I mean buy them a cheaper DVD player so I can take the PS2. I have also got some games to go with it, one controller with a possible second one floating out in limbo, the remote control for the DVD player portion, and all the stupid cords that go with it. Wonderful games such as Megaman the Anniversary collection, some flying race game that was originally for my dad, some other games my brother left here, and then whatever other games I end up getting to go with it for the fun of all (me and maybe Jon).

Holy crap! My mom was just in here telling me that someone was on the back deck. Talk about freaky! Turns out it was just the stupid umbrella and the wind. She had me all worried cuz supposedly BTK is back. If you don't know who BTK is then don't come to Wichita. He's a serial killer and that's as far as I want to go look the rest up on-line. If it weren't just me and my mom here I prolly would have laughed at the deal. But it was kinda scary for the moment. Now she's kinda scared of that area (the kitchen) and is in here "keeping me company." We have an alarm here so I wonder why she doesn't set it at night when we're home by ourselves. But oh well.

Wish me luck, I have to babysit two of my little demonic cousins. We're going to bake cookies. Ok I'm going to bake cookies and they're going to frost the sugar cookies mom and i made today. But still I expect I'll be traumatized from the whole experience. It may take me a while to recover.

Sam the Brave

My Cell Phone!!!!!

I "up graded" my cell phone today so that I have caller ID and voice mail. Now every time I miss a call I will know who called. Yay! I'm so happy! 785-650-1616 Give me a call everyone and leave a message (cause I'm not answering the phone anymore, no need to). Make sure the message is full of love and friendship, and nice mushy stuff. Yeah!

Yes people, I just posted my phone number on the internet. One of the dumbest things you can do, but it matters not because no one reads this other than my friends (and if other people do read this, I'll find out soon enough).

I hate the fact that when Alltel changes plans, they don't automatically change your plan. Cause now I have all this cool stuff (plus unlimited nights and weekends, didn't have that before) but still pay the same, but I had to go to Alltel and tell them to change it so I had all this neat stuff. I'm lazy, they shouldn't have to have me get out of my room and do stuff. Darn Altell. Is it alltel or altell? or maybe altel. maybe its artelli. Who cares.
Call me and tell me how much I'm awesome, thanks

-Jon

I mean Lester.....

A paragraph from Alex

From the wilderness of Alaska... The man that has no internet capabilities whatsoever... At the request of Alex Taylor (one of the three father bloggers) I have a paragraph that he would like posted.

The letter he sent was in 4 pages and the paragraph is on a different page from the request, and the pages aren't numbered... but I think I did get the right paragraph. Here is a description of Alaska from the man, Alex Taylor:

"Well, lets see. We got Bears, Bears fighting, Bears Eating, Bears drinking, Bears mating, Bears pooping, Bears fishing, Bear Gumbo, Bear Coctails, Bear Camp, Bearing Straights, Bears running, Bears Sleeping, Pissed off Bears, Sad Bears, happy Bears, mellow Bears, really really pissed off Bears, young Bears, Teen Bears that are 4, Adult bears that are teens and Ancient bears that are dead!... Thats about all the Bears I can think we got."


So I guess Alaska has a lot of bears. I also like the Forrest Gump running gag. It was a good paragraph, but why... WHY did he make me post the longest paragraph he wrote?

Although I know you can't read this Alex, come back safely, and don't let us add you as another item to the list... Bear food.

Hello Pretty Lady

Man: Yeah, I believe that sex should wait until marriage.
Man: ....
Man: So, wanna get married?
Woman: WHAT?!
Man: Oh come on, we can get divorced right after...

Zophar's Domain: Emulators for Windows/DOS

As a special gift to you, here is a link to a nice list of emulators that run on Windows. Atari 2600? Game Gear? Tandy Color Computers? Yes to all. Of course, they leave it entirely up to you to find the ROMs to use the emulators with. Some emulators are better than others, and some are still being worked on.
Zophar's Domain: Emulators for Windows/DOS

Also, the entire site, zophar.net, has all sorts of other goodies. Do you wish that, instead of MP3's, WinAmp would play all your old Nintendo music favorites? You can find it all there, including the music and player to do it.

Piece random word fish, red chicken barrel

I like having work, and who doesn't besides those freeloading... uh, freeloaders.

Truth is, I wouldn't be a good bum. To be a good bum, you need two things: Location and sympathy. If you're going to be a bum, you're going to need to be in a big city, and you'll need a corner or some spot that people are willing to give you free change. If you find a good spot, then you probably stumbled onto some other bum's spot, which leads to a bum turf war, which I think is a great idea for a video game: Bum Fight 3000. You fight over a spot, and you can use whiskey bottles (broken or not), throw random objects, swing your hobo bag, everything is no-holds-barred. If you win, you get money to buy booze or maybe food. But that's beside the point, and I don't want to fight any bums. The next part is sympathy, and even if I had raggy clothes, I just don't think I could pull off that "Pathetisad" look-and-talk that earns a bum his living. A bum is like a salesman, except he's not selling you anything but a feeling that you've done a noble deed for someone in need (Hee hee, I didn't even try to rhyme that, it just happened), and I just don't feel that I could take money from someone that had earned it properly.

Now back to my original point: Work is good, it gets you da money, but it comes at a price: Your time. I like farming, but I also like my time off. Usually, Sundays are that time off. I had to work today, and that just doesn't fly with me. Luckily, I was compensated for my time.

...I was going to complain more, but as I typed I became more rational. I hate it when that happens. Moral of the story: You can't always get what you want, and sometimes the bed of roses in your life has thorns.

Also, did you notice how I just wasted 3 minutes of your life that you'll never get back?

Koi Kaze

NO! Don't do it! Don't even think about it. Oh God! She's your sister man! Not to mention she's 12 years younger!

Good thing I don't base my life on anime
...Oh wait.