in the last 36 hours ive been tring to free myself from a evil dungeon so i could continue my quest to Baldur's Gate. I the child of Bhaal a known legenadary hero of old must continue my fathers quest even though i have no idea as to why i must do it i just do. I just recently defeated the evil wizard that has kept me hostage in doing so i recieved a +1 bastard sword which i gave to my loyal friend Minsc and his pet hampster Boo for i had no reason to keep it for i have defeated the legandary Drizzt Do'Urden and have taken his scimitars and mithril armor making me one of the greatest fighter/theives in the world HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ..... ok not really but in the last three dayz ive been playing alot of Baldur's Gate II for the pc its a great game you all should try it out sometime
Monday, May 31, 2004
Yay, Paul blogged
I was using the bathroom earlier today when I looked out the window. What I saw was a beautiful scenery of the sky. It was the type of sky that makes you want to paint a picture or take a photo. It made me feel all good inside.
Just thought I blog about it....it was really nice.
Paul
I am in lincoln (however that is spelled) and am going to be here most of the summer work and something to do with physics i hope.
Why are we still there?
Every day there are news reports about more deaths. Every night on TV
there are photos of death and destruction. Why are we still there?
We occupied this land, which we had to take by force, but it causes us
nothing but trouble. Why are we still there?
Many of our children go there and never come back. Why are we still there?
Their government is unstable, and they have loopy leadership. Why are we still there?
Many of their people are uncivilized. Why are we still there?
The place is subject to natural disasters, and we're supposed to bail them out. Why are we still there?
There are more than 1000 religious sects, which we do not understand. Why are we still there?
Their folkways, foods and fads are unfathomable to ordinary Americans. Why are we still there?
We can't even secure their borders. Why are we still there?
They are billions of dollars in debt and it will cost billions more to
rebuild, which we can't afford. Why are we still there?
It is becoming clear... We must pull out of California.
The Fellowship Has Broken
Paul has left me, and journeyed through the trackless wastes of Mordor alone...oh wait, he went to Lincoln...at any rate, i am now alone with my parents. (pause for effect). and i start my job tomorrow at 7 in the morning. i'm not even sure if the sun is up by then...i know it is by ten. and finally, the swimming pool isn't even open yet! the forces of darkness will cover the land and humanity will be destroyed...
To Whom It May Concern
Hey everyone!! I am off on my quest! Where I will conquer great perils, slay dragons, and rescue the damsiel in distress. There will be much plight to over come and many obsticles to vanquish. In other words I am going to kick some ass and take some names in my summer class. I will be in Utah and Colorado, where I will be camping under the stars, sitting by the camp fire, and becoming one with nature. It will be great.
I know I will be leaving some dear friends of mine alone for a bit so I am leaving a will for the three weeks I am removed from thier presents. 1) Lester, I leave you good times with your anime but I know it won't be that great cause I won't be there to knock you upside the head and tell you to go do other things. 2) Damien I am leaving you the right to knock Lester upside the head and tell him to do things so he isn't sitting in his dorm room the whole time doing nothing. But don't get to good at it because I will be back soon enough to reclaim the position and get you two both back on track. 3) I leave you both the ability to not stupidly waste the time away completely while I am gone. This mean FIND A JOB!!!!!!!!! Both of you! 4) Come up with an idea for our movie (Yes, I will think of some ideas also). 5) All you other people I leave the ability to read this message and leave odd comments for I must go and when I come back I will probably not read them... or maybe I will. So go my serfs and do good for goodness sake.
USGS (U.S. Geological Survey) Home Page
USGS (U.S. Geological Survey) Home Page
Shayne here is the answer to the flat earth web site you posted earlier. Now be a buddy and banish that site from the blog because it is the largest load of crap in the world.
Sunday, May 30, 2004
If I had a nickel for every five cents I had, I'd be redundant.
I'm currently in the process of reinstalling everything on my parent's computer. It's a good idea to do that once a year, but preferably once every six months, especially if you download stuff off the internet. Let's see, my parents have had that computer ever since April 7, 1999. In the span of time between then and now, it has been reformatted and reinstalled... Zero times. Its real sluggish.
Granted, part of that sluggish feeling is psychological: The reason why your new computer is so fast is because you aren't used to it yet. As time goes by, you become accustomed to that speed, until it feels like it can barely boot up. You ever drive on the interstate, and then drive on the highway? It is that same effect.
The other part is still a major role. You install programs, uninstall others, make a few files here, delete some there, registry becomes bloated, blah blah blah... Until your computer IS noticeable slower. Fragmentation of the hard drive? It happens, although tests from the PC World magazine show that file fragmentation in the newer hard drives is less of a problem than in years past. Nope, its just that you use your computer, and that slows it down overtime. View it as a car: sometimes it needs a tune-up (upgrading core system components), sometimes it needs its oil changed (delete temporary and obsolete files), and sometimes its tires need rotated (defragging). In short, maintenance helps keep it in a healthier state, and OH YEAH, make sure you back up key documents, papers, images, game saves, just in case the computer dies.
Through the years of owning my own computer (Late summer of '98), you collect some interesting things. It's like your own personal time capsule. I have gigabytes on gigabytes of these things. Did you know I had at least 3 different websites before the one we've come to know and love at ShayneCo.tk? Or that the human body is 80% water? Anyway, here's a little something from the second revision of that website.
She was so blonde that...
...She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate'.
...She put lipstick on her forehead because she was told to make up her mind.
...she told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK'.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.
...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
...under 'education' on her job application, she put 'hooked on phonics'.
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...at the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here'... she put 'Sagittarius'.
...it takes her two hours to watch '60 Minutes'.
...if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
...she studied for a blood test and failed.
...she sold her car for gas money.
...when she saw the 'NC-17' (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican Phone company.
...when she was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left', she turned around and went home.
Saturday, May 29, 2004
Eating Red Rain Drops.... oh wait that was blood!!!
Well I have 1 more day of freedom then I will be in bondage for 4 weeks as I have to take my only summer class. It will be a tough class out in Utah; camping, sitting by the fire, looking at rock... Man I am not looking forward to that torcher. But any who, I can't wait to get the heck out of heys. The best part is that Lester will probably go through Pina Colada withdraw while I am gone. Glad I don't have to sit through that. Oh by the way I almost broke my tv yesterday when the umpires in the Twins/Royals game made a really bad call against the Twins. IT WAS FUNNY TO SEE MY TV FLY ACROSS THE ROOM. I will talk to you peoples later, hopefully before I leave.
Although you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, you shouldn't read one that is covered in snot.
After waking up 2 hours late for work, (9:00 MT) I disked and ripped a field, and I got to quit early (5:30, instead of 6:00) due to excessive dust conditions, and plenty of wind. No rain, however.
Yesterday, I went with my folks over to Colorado to see a cousin graduate. Their class song? The Imperial March (You know the one I'm talking about, the Darth Vader Song), which is an AWESOME song. I also got to see one of my crazy uncles: Uncle Sam (Towers, if you wanted to know his last name for some reason). He always tells me a joke, and here it is:
This guy goes to the doctors office. He has a banana in one ear, a hot dog in the other, and a carrot up his nose.
"Doctor, I don't feel good, can you help me?"
"Well, there's your problem. You're not eating right."
If you like Pina Coladas
I need to stop drinking pina coladas...they're gonna make me into a drunk. I hate you Jon, I blame you for my addiction! You have total responsibility!
Friday, May 28, 2004
windy dayz
i drove 2 hours in the wind today i had to go back to mom and dads place and i got stuck behind a semi truck going down the highway going 45 mph and i couldnt pass him ...eventually i was able to pass and got around him but i still had to fight the wind the rest of the way ....anywho on the bright side i was able to get my new brake pads put on my car today i now can stop without slamming on the peddal to the floor its great when they work....
Thursday, May 27, 2004
if (Shayne != idiot) do_Smart_Things(); else business_As_Usual();
I tweaked out the website once more. Titles are a little bigger, and now you know who posted a posty post before you read the entire postination. I'm sure everybody likes that feature. What am I going to do next? It will knock your socks off, as well as any fungus on your feet! Ok, probably not, but if you think of anything else that you'd like to see added, just put a reply to this post. Or, if you'd like to compliment me on the great job I've done this far, that would be good too. Please, though... no foot fungus. It's just gross.
woe is me
thanx to my lil brother i now have to pay 20 dollars to get my paintball gun fixed i called up the parts shop and asked how much its going to cost to order the 3 parts that i needed of course i have to wait a week before one of the parts is in stock and i have come up with 20 dollars ...sometimes i wish i didnt have a brother who always breaks somthing of my when he doesnt ask to use it he has my phone number its not taht hard to call me and ask if he can use it of course im going to say no becasue hes going to use it anyway he is always breaking my stuff hes not responsible at and now i have to pay for somthing that my brother broke it makes me really mad!!!!! grrrrrrrr......
Lessons I learned
Whenever something happens where you don't know how to react, just laugh. It makes life that much more enjoyable.
(there are exceptions to every rule, i.e. if your girlfriend told you she was pregnant, do not laugh at her or at the situation)
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Requiem for big, snooty words.
My life is so unbloggable right now. You want to know what I'm doing this summer? Boring stuff. Plus, I'm finding out, that thanks to a nice mid-May freeze, we have many wheat fields of straw: There is little to no seed in the head. Thankfully we have insurance.
See, that's the best I've got. I'd like to start programming again, but I'm working more hours and sleeping the rest of the time, and the rest of the time I'm blogging about how I don't have enough time to do stuff. It's a vicious circle.
Did you know that I write poetry? Here's a taste:
I'm so Bored I Could Barf
As I'm sitting here, writing a poem,
Thinking of rhymes, thinking of Golem,
That Yoda reject from LOTR.
I think of hair, I think of lard,
I think of the road that just got retarred.
Since you have stopped reading this by now,
I think I will insult you, you are a cow.
You smell like a French skunk,
Your car is junk.
Enticement is a weird word,
and so is Gjerde.
You think that's dumb? Guess what, Michael Moore has gotten awards for worse. I've also been listening to 850 KOA, the 50,000 Watt blowtorch of the Rockies, which has mostly conservative political view talk-shows like Mike Rosen (Check out his website, most of it is pretty good, but make sure to also read "A Scene at City Hall in San Francisco", good stuff.) and Rush Limbaugh, and it really gets my blood boiling (I just hate those liberals so much), but it doesn't last for long though, I don't remember what they say and I can't really comprehend what they talk about, but at least it's not lies propagated by the mainstream liberal media (I thought I'd throw in a little sarcasm). It's weird, I get so political during the summer, but during the school year I manage to cool back down. Oh well. What am I saying? I have no idea what I just did.
The Dillinger Escape Plan!
the Dillinger Compound
Dillinger's new album comes out July 20th, hells yeah!
It'll come with a dvd with live footages and such, I am so freakin' excited!
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Field camp is gonna rock
Hays is boring I can't wait to get out of here for field camp. In the last week I watched Damien fall into the creek, climbed a tree to get a frisbe and stole lesters towel so he had to run to his room naked. There has to be something more.
Lester the streaker!
Jon stole my towel while I was taking a shower today, so I had to run from the bathroom to my room completely naked. That was a lot of fun. Luckly I live near the bathroom, plus not too many people are in Agnew right now so no one saw me. Lucky for them.
Its fun being naked.
Monday, May 24, 2004
Tractor job!
...Bullets whizzed by my head. I knew if I wanted to get out alive, I'd have to do the most drastic action in my life: Juggle three flaming monkeys. Man, it was hard catching those monkeys...
Ok, that didn't really happen, here's what really went down:
I got a tractor job today, and now I'm set for the rest of the week. No more laboring in the hot sun, I'm riding in an air-conditioned cab 10 hours a day.
See? Much more excitement. Was I able to escape? Did the monkeys actually catch on fire, or did they mostly smodler? Will PETA skin me alive? Tune in next week! (I'm not doing this everyday, that would get old quick)
I'm Back!
Hello again to all my dear compatriots. I have returned from the prison camp my parents sent me too. They like to call it Aunt Vicki's House of "Fun". There you never really know where you are or what you're doing. The piles of work are so high you wonder if there is such a thing as sunlight again. And the conditions! There was no air conditioning or air flow so it was like a sweat shop with out the shop. In reality it is a maze of crap and you have to fight your way through it all just to see the other side of the room somtimes. I say "is" because even with all the work that we put in we barely even scratched the surface. Which when you think about it and see her house makes you want to go home crying to your mommy. Not that mine would be all that sympathetic to you. What was great though was that my mom told me that the family were calling in to her to tell her to tell me not to quit. Tells you how bad it was huh?
Okay, what really happened was that I went to work for my aunt while I was stuck in town (cuz I wasn't going anywhere - my car was in Hays so I didn't have a choice). We had all kinds of fun things to do, like empty her garage enough for the termite guy to get in there and drill holes in the cement and fill them with poison for the little buggies and then put whatever we didn't pitch back into the garage. What we didn't pitch was a lot so it was basically moving stuff out onto the driveway and then back into the garage. That was day 1. The other days fell into similar patterns except that I got sun burned really bad on Thursday and Friday I cleaned the bathroom and the screens of her windows. Yes. I did mean the screens of the windows. It was her bizarre request and since I was getting paid I did as she asked. Plus it kept me out of the sun so I was happy.
I got to play with some kittens that were barely 5 weeks old too. That was fun but they weren't at my aunt's house. They were at my friend Sparky's house.
You knokw what? I think that's all the excitement you guys will be able to stand for now so I'll stop now.
oh boy
by the sounds of it im about the only one who is getting any kind of real amount of sleep i know this is the summer but i have to work and when ive nothing to do i sleep or go to bed early if i knew what ws going on or if i knew anyones number id call them up but i dont and the only phone numbers i have are ppl who went home for the summer ...no i dont have a phone book either for some apparent reason my roomates dont think its nessasary to have one they just write ppls numbers up on the maker board but when your roomates hand writing looks like some kind of alien runes its hard to detemine what the number or who it even is
Wow, a 100
100 posts huh....that's crazy. I think we write too much. I also think I need sleep...the bed looks mighty delicious today.
YOU IDIOT, YOU SLEEP ON THE BED, YOU DON'T EAT IT!!!!
Look at that fine pillow....so sexy, so...attractive, I can't help myself
zzzzZZZZZzzzzz......
Google Search: bloggination
Good, unimportant news! We're ranked #5 on a google search for the word "bloggination" out of about 256 English pages! Woo!
In other news, congratulations, Jess! Your post was the hundredth post posted on this page of posts! Yeah!
Wow... I must be really bored.
Sunday, May 23, 2004
summer daze
ok its 6:30 in the evening and im home alone and really bored no one to talk to ..this kinda sux ive been passing the time watching tech tv one of the greatest tv channels next to cartoon network ..here i am sitting in my living room on my laptop watching tv complaining about having nothing to do i have satalite tv we've several hundred stations and i watch two ..TWO why pay for all these channels when u only watch two ....oh well at least have my internet connection DSL a crappy connection compared to the one at home that mom and dad have as well as the connection at school or even work but at least its not dialup.....dialup is just not even worth the effort anymore i cant believe that the majority of ppl who have internet use dialup ...why is this because ISPs are really uptight bout trying to implement highspeed into their networks as well as the location of their clients dsl can only extend 3 miles out from the equipment before it doesnt work or you have to put in a repeater ....this cost alot of money ...wait ..no it doesnt like i said the ISPs are very uptight they dont want to bring in highspeed if they are making money on the dialup and they can control what goes over their networks a bit more with dialup than they can with highspeed internet ....ok i thinks that enough about me ranting about ISPs and how they suck ..now my title doesnt even make sense anymore and i started out talking about how i was bored and into how ISPs suck ...oh well u cant make eveyone happy
down with nested boolean operators!
yeah, so i've been imprisoned in this gulag camp in northern siberia...apparently, putin didn't like what i said about his mother the other day...and i've been doing the usual, mining uranium, getting frostbite, etc. it's tough to communicate with the outside world here, and if i get caught they'll probably chop off an ear or something, but i thought i'd just drop a note to say hi to everybody. (just a sidenote: i'm not actually in siberia, i'm baking cookies and slowly becoming senile in macksville)
I have nothing to talk about! Whee!
I've now updated links and pages of the music video in my ShayneCo.tk website. Now you don't have to search the blog posts to find the link, which is nice.
I'm also still busy working on organizing my room. All of that stuff I had, scrunched into a smaller 12x12 room, all of that uneaten food... I must be slipping.
I just now realized this, but my blogs will probably go downhill from here. I'm not doing anything exciting, so there's only one solution: I must fake all accounts of my life over the summer. Here's a peek of things to come:
...It was then I realized there was something odd about her: She had an extra kidney. That explained everything. The mad scientist car chases. Being on the run from the "extra-body part" cartel. And finally, the ability to ride in a car for 18 hours without once having to go to the bathroom. Then it hit me: This was the woman of my dreams... and of my mediocritest nightmares. She also had a hump in her back like a camel, and a face to match. It was too bad that we were on opposite sides of "the war," and that she was hunting me and I was hunting her...
Now here is a glimpse of my real life:
...So now I'm cleaning the beds of pick-ups (also known as trucks to city-folk), and it was lucky for me that now the hot-temperature pressure washer was fixed to make an easy job of cleaning the grease and diesel fuel from the back. We are also getting some ammonia tanks ready for farming, which is also a greasy job, since we're putting new wheel-bearings in every hub...
Which would you prefer? I choose the former. Full of suspense and intrigue, you'll never know what'll happen next! What is "the war," and why is it going on? Was she the result of the enemy's genetic experiments, or was the extra kidney just something that runs in the family?
Saturday, May 22, 2004
The Flat-out Truth
Do yourself a favor and visit The Flat-out Truth. Remeber: These people are morons, but they don't know it. And if you believe them, I've got bridge to sell.
Just thought it was kind of interesting
I went to bed last night around 6am (I guess that would make it this morning) and woke up at 11 so I'm really tired right now.
Went Frisbee golfing with Jon and Damien, and I watched Jon hump a tree to get a Frisbee down...that was quite entertaining. Good job Jon.
I also bought the Dresden Dolls CD yesterday, it is so awesome, all of you need to check that band out, freakin' insane man, INSANE!!!!
music
YES!! as of yesturday my car has a stereo once more its a great thing oh yes you never really know whats it is like to ride several hundred miles by yourself in a car when you dont have a stereo to play tunes ...it becomes very boring and not a very quick trip u end up singing to your self and the next thing you know your sing "jimmy crack corn" why no one knows it just happens and its scary
edit: sorry my sentence didnt make sense "and not very quicky" what was i thinking
A Jock?
One of my friends today categorized me as a Jock. Can you believe it!? Me? A Jock? I always thought I was a nerd......
Friday, May 21, 2004
Good woot to everyone.
I'm back, baby!
I've now got the Internet at home. Dial-up. I've forgotten all of the headaches associated with it, but I don't care, I'm not greedy... I've got the Internet!
"Headaches?" You might ask? Here's a refresher to everyone who has forgot and an introduction to everyone who never had dial-up.
You have to actually "Dial-up", which is where they got the name from, I'm supposing. And you MAY or MAY NOT connect, who knows. I've had to retry tres times just to connect.
It also ties up our only phone line, so I've got a handy little box and call-waiting service to keep getting phone calls. Your connection can get dropped at any time, and if it does, then you roll the dice and hope you can connect again. It's slow, so I've been able to do important things, like inventing new words. It is very smorgalpy. IT IS, however, the Internet, and I'm happy.
"How's life back on the farm?"
Well, that's a smorglapilicious question, so I'll save that for another post. The important thing is that I'm alive.
Lester, your posts are weird and leave questions hanging in the air. Did you get hit by a truck? Who knows, I guess. You probably do. Unless you got brain damage and don't remember. Anyways, your posts are becoming more informative than your earlier works. "I'm sleepy?" What were you thinking? "Posty", on the other hand, was sheer brilliance. I don't know how you do it.
Jon, read the comments I left for you in one of your other posts. If I somehow misled you to believe I had the internet at one time, then my regrets. I do hope your brother is back on the way to a full recovery. I'm only guessing, but I guess you and Sam are feeling better now? Last time I saw you, your noses were full of snot, and overall weren't all up to snuff. If it any help, I'm sick too. Sick of all those liberal fatcats in Washington, and also I have a sore throat, and phlem, and once I felt dizzy.
Paul, I hope your desk will hold. I can't really say anything, I've never seen Lester build anything, but I have seen the results of his attempt to "fix" his portable CD player.
Jess, don't let Paul's bragging of his brand spankin' new desk get to you. Also, Sorry about all of those accidental near drownings. I knew that laughter is the best medicine, but I never knew that it could be used for evil. I must learn to control my powers.
Beibs, sorry about reversing your name and calling you Sbieb that one day. Alex and I were cleaning up the room and Lester's sake (say it like Sock-eh, I know you knew that, but it is really annoying to people when you tell them something they already know, you know?) spilt into the heater. I was out of it that whole day. Then I caught fire. Ok, that never happened, but wasn't it interesting?
Alex, I know you can't read this, but I'm typing it anyway. I hope that Alaska will not freeze your left big toe off, and that the giant mosquito mauling are kept to a minimum.
Wow, my posts are long.
Thursday, May 20, 2004
its very quiet
its really quiet this summer ive been doing nothing but working double and triple shifts and work two jobs this summer all i do is eat about one meal go to work and sleep 7 dayz a week it looks like im going to be doing this all summer this sux oh well i need the money
I'm back from Macksville!
I am back ya'll!!! Macksville was great! I helped Paul with some of the house work, we (Jess, Paul, and I) went and saw Troy, we went to the Cosmosphere, ate food, ate some more food, Jess baked/cooked a lot of stuff, I ate a lot of stuff, watched a lot of movies, spread rumors around (hehehe), and killed people.
What a great beginning to a great summer.
......
.....
....can't wait till everyone gets back (also can't wait till Spiderman 2 and Dillinger Escape Plan's new cd)
I MUST BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!
It has been awhile since I have blogged and not much has happened. I am back from home and my little brother is better. It turns out he was playing a dodge ball game and was running when someone threw the ball and it went between his legs. I must have looked like when shayne did that in basketball, only my little bro had worse injuries. After he tripped he slid into the wall and the other kids thought he was faking so the thought it would be funny to fake beat him up. The gym teacher didn't see any of it so he just stuck my brother outside the nurses office where he sat for an hour and then was accused of skipping class. They finally called my dad who drove 45 min out to the school and took my brother to the doctors. You know the doctor's office a 45 min wait just to use the bathroom, to see the doctor the wait can be infinite. So after he vomited up blood and was dazing out of consciousness they took him to the hospital where he got to stay for 2 days with a bad concussion. I got to take care of him Saturday and Sunday. It was fun. I want to sue the school for their negligence just so I don't have to work anymore.
Monday, May 17, 2004
Macksville!!!
Holy crap I'm in Macksville!
I'm staying with Paul and Jess at their house right now, and its really great. Their parents are really nice and its pretty fun down here. Its heck of a lot better than staying in the dorms. There isn't a whole lot to do here but one can keep themselves occupied if they wanted to go out and look for something to do. Of course most of the time Paul doesn't feel like doing anything, oh well.
I'm helping Paul with his desk he's making that he's gonna be taking back up to the dorms. Its gonna be great (because I helped him)!! Right now I'm at the high school Paul and Jess went to (and the one their parents work at). Well, I'll keep whoever is reading this updated on my boring wonderful life.
Getting hit by a truck hurts so don't do it,
Lester
Friday, May 14, 2004
AWWWWWWWWWWW
Everyone goes away for three months and no one blogs anymore.
Well I am still here to blog all by myself. Even if no one can listen or read my rants about... well I guess I don't really have anything to rant about just yet, but I will have something soon enough. MAYBE, DON'T PRESSURE ME! Oh by the way I am at home in Olathe and still blogging tall. You people might have let me down, saying that you would blog over the summer to stay in touch and then not have the internet. But then again I did say might so I will probably just blog a whole bunch and give you guys/gals something to read when you get back to it (in the hope that you do come back to it and I am still here). Oh yeah the real reason I went back home so fast is because my little brother had an accident in his P.E. class where he broke is arm and fractured is skull and was in the hospital for 2 days. Had to get back to see my bro and your prayers are appreciated. I would do the same for any of you. Peace I'm out.
Thursday, May 13, 2004
Music Video
http://scatcat.fhsu.edu/~sdriley/files/singingasong.avi. Everyone have a great summer, see you in 3 months!
Dude
Wow just about everyones has posted atleast twice in the last two days. Man I am behind. And since everyone is going today or tomorrow then there isn't much time left for me to blog. You know I was encouraging people to join the blog some my name wasn't last anymore on the names to join but now it is again...Arrrgh. I think it is all part of the squirrels plan to take over the world. They have a whole plan already in effect right now. They have reached the highest levels of our government. They took one step at a time first vice president as Al Gore. Now they have be come bolder by becoming president of the U.S. Who else would have an agenda to bring down the strongest country in the world by making them look stupid other than a red neck idiot who didn't know what he was doing. But you can see their work in other things they do around here now a days. They are in Japan making stupid game systems like nintendo and playstation and games to hypnotize and take over the minds of our youth. Why you might ask? What is their big plan you might ask. Because they are tired of gathering thier own acorns. They want to make us their helpless slaves on mining acorns of them while they get fat and lazy here on earth. Yes I said here on earth because they are the ones who are funding and planning on terra-forming mars. Then we will all be sent there to plant oak trees and pick acorns all our live with their giant robot army looking over us to make sure we work. Can you believe it a giant robot army and we are the ones who have to work. Why can't we just get along. Oh-well, don't say I didn't warn you about them. So build your bunkers quickly and stock up on weapons. Don't be afraid of making a squirrel road kill because one day soon they will be pounding down our door with their akorn-47's and sending us to mars. Peace out. DO NOT FORGET THE CAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My last few blog posts...
...for awhile, anyways. Here's the update: I'm halfway moved out. I'm up late. I'm lazy. WARNING: LONG POST AHEAD, read only if you have time.
Now is the time to look back on the past year. I know I've learned more this semester than any other semester in college. (Is this Shayne posting? Where's the stupid, shallow jokes? Sorry, not this post. I have a fairly deep personality, but it isn't shown often. Which is the very definition of deep, really, isn't it?)
For some reason I'm in a philosophical mood tonight. I seem to get that when I watch Lester's anime. They're nothing like I've seen before. It's strange, I enjoy them, and... Lester may not even know this, but...
...Anime was(is?) my sworn enemy. It wasn't recently acquired because of being exposed to it, It was like this a couple years back, before I actually even really saw my first anime.
"But why? WHY?!" You might ask.
As you may or may not know, I'm a computer programmer. All computer programmers are nerds (programming is a subsection of nerd). I've got a stereotypical view that all programmers are watchers of anime. "I must separate myself from this," I thought, "or else I will go so deep into the realm of nerd from which I'll never escape."
Looking back on it, how dumb. It's almost as if I thought I could create a new perspective on programming (and solving problems through programming) by depriving myself of anime, which is just essentially another medium of the transmission of thought. I now realize that it is not the depriving of certain experiences (i.e. Selective Naiveness) that creates a unique perspective of life, but rather it is the interpretation of the experience that makes you, you.
I'm not saying that one should experience everything that they possibly can ( alcohol, drugs, getting lost in the Forrest, killing a man, losing control, taking Tynenol, eating, breathing... you get the point), no matter how illegal, how exciting, how mundane, how trivial, or how essential, but that whatever it is you choose to do, it is part of what you have become, even if what you do is nothing. Before you put this thought into practice, remember, all actions have reactions, some of which you can never recover from.
What is life? Life is experiences. Seeking stimulation, that's what every living thing, all the way down to bacteria, does. Life is also many other things, but that's a topic that's been done to death.
What does anime have to do with this? I'm getting to that, shut up.
But if you really must know (and if you're still reading this, you probably do), I don't really have anything against anime. "But why is anime your enemy?" you ask. Because I wasn't thinking straight. I thought that by avoiding the experiences that my negative stereotypical views of who I was about to become was going to make me turn into something everyone hates: Being like everyone else.
Well, I was wrong. A person can experience the same thing, but could have a completely different interpretation than that of anyone else. I was viewing it as a simple math equation: Same inputs, same outputs. This is not the case. A person could take his first taste of alcohol and love it and what it does, where as another person could have his first drink and fear what it can make him become. Then there is all the other things that could have happened.
I don't hate anime. In fact, I realize it is not my enemy (it is not watching the anime that makes me a nerd, it is how I would respond to it that does). I simply choose not to let it control me. There are a bunch of good anime series, and a bunch of bad ones. Thanks Lester, I saw some good ones.
Wait... what was my point? I forgot. Sorry to waste your time. Goodnight.
-Shayne Riley
ack ACK !!!!
thats all you can say?? the nintendo ds will change your life have you know this your brain wont rot from gaming it in fact helps your hand and eye coordination
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
ha i had you all beat
ive been done with my finals since monday ...the only problem i have now is trying to find stuff to do
Finals=done
apprx. number of hours studying: 21
avg. hours of sleep per night: 7
amount of M&M's consumed: 21 ounces
number of fire alarms that occurred: 2
number of attempted suicides: 2.5
all that studying and still not knowing the critical angle for total internal reflection: priceless
I'm with you, Lester!
Just got done taking Physics II finals... I got a generally good feeling from it... like I'll pass the class. One more test to go, and I'm done! Then, on to preparations of moving out.
I can tell we are in the throws of finals week. There is a 12 hour time difference between posts!
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Screw Finals!
"Dark for fear of failure an inner gloom as wide as an eye and
fermenting roiling hate death grip in my veins unveiling rancid
petals flowering forth foul nectar the space between a blink and a
tear
...death blooms."
Well, I was studying for the Statistics Final when I came to the conclusion there is no way I'm gonna pass this class, so I just gave up. So that means I'll probably have to retake that class, which sucks.
On a brighter note, I think I'm sick...and probably will die sometime in the near future (man, why do I keep talking about dying and stuff...I didn't realize I was so morbid).
Damn gravity, got me again....
Wowee... This thing is better than I'd hoped.
If you haven't already, go check out information and pictures of
The Nintendo DS System (Its a handheld, like a Gameboy). It certainly is much more exciting than previous drawings that various gaming publications were conjuring up. Why get so excited about this? Several reasons:
More powerful graphics than the N64. What this means: a portable Mario Kart that doesn't look like it was from the SNES.
Two Screens. You can drive around, and have a map of where you are.
Wireless multiplayer gaming: supposedly,you don't even have to have the same game for each system to play, and you're not tied down to a small area of the length of the cords.
It plays all Gameboy games as well. This system will be great, if the price is right. (My guess: $150)
Alright, I'm off my nerd soapbox now. Just regular Shayne now. Woozle-Wazzle.
Please excuse me while I go insane.
I think I'm going insane... Which would be much easier if these purple monkeys would stop trying to get in my nose.
I'm not even sure why I have so much stress. Maybe its because I worry about tests too much, and don't do enough about them. Also, I have to pack and stuff.
On a much less interesting note, you'll notice that the site is now slightly better! Indications of who posted is bigger, and everything is really getting tweaked out. I'd tell you to look for changes, but... Much is on my plate.
Music video, anyone? Still not done. Target release date: Thursday, one of the LAST few things I'll do on my computer before its shipped home with me.
Oh, you probably want a cool, funny joke, right?
Well, a priest, a rabbi, and a nerd were posting on a blog.
The priest posted his sermon from that day. 10 Stupid people said he spelled salmon wrong.
The rabbi used spell check wrong and it came out rabbit.
The nerd posted his comment using l33t and was ganged up and killed by 4 English majors.
That's my joke. What do you mean it wasn't funny? What'd you expect I'd write up on the spot? Theory of relativity?
the new zelda game
here is a link to the new zelda game coming soon to nintendo
Zelda
i have a high quality one as well but i have no room to put it up on my site so if you would like the hi-res version let me know i can send it to ya over messenger or by some other means
E3 Coverage
ok for those of you who knows what E3 is i just got to see the new zelda and i know what the next game i am getting when it comes out on gamecube its like OoT x10 oh yeah
Ahhhhhhhh!
I got my Mod Flanders Conspiracy CD and T-Shirt today! I'm so excited because now I have something else I can annoy people with, its great.
"Put me on the Cross and burn me today"
Yippe Skippy!
I'm so happy. The dark cloud of finals has almost lifted and I can almost see the light. I must go into the light, the light of no work that is.
I had to give a presentation this morning and those are the worst. You have to talk and people want to know if you know what you're talking about so they open their big mouths and ask questions the lousy jerks. But fortunately everyone but Dr. Z was mostly asleep for my talk and very few questions were asked. Thank goodness.
So my oldest brother, Thor as he likes to call himself, and he reminded me of an important fact. Mom's spaceship is made from Future Floorwax. That's how it stays hidden so well. She has her little alien rituals that she feels the need to perform to test our levels of alien-ness and that of our friends. Her favorite ritual is to do Volcanoes a type of special alien dance designed to release alien energy and resonate with others of her kind. Apparently all of her hybrid children (us) failed that little test. But oh well, what can she do, genetically engineer the human out of us? Shhhhhh!!! Don't give her any ideas.
I think I'm gonna go find food now. I'm hungry. Then it's back to work on stupid school stuff.
AARGH!
not just one, but TWO fire alarms went off in mcmindes last night...and the great thing is it waited until i was asleep to go off again. oh, and it was wet and raining outside, too. i was hoping to get struck by lightning, but it didn't happen, sadly enough.
Dunh...Duhn....Daaaaa
I am baaack! Man oh man allergies are sssooo freaking awesome! I love how they make you feel like your head will explode and your throat is on fire. But no more of that for Jon the Great, except the fact that I am really only at 85% but still that is a great deal better than the 15% I was at on my hardest day of FINALS. Oh well life move on and so do my allergies. Hopefully this isn't the calm before the storm. (meaning more allergies not more thunderstorms those were fun. Now I plan on talking in the parentheses for awhile, why because it is pollitically incorrect and I can't spell. Well I guess the wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be so I will stop now.) Peace In homes.
fire alarms arnt they great
well i suceeded on getting about 4 hours of sleep last night mostly because i was writing email and just about the time that i was getting done my phone rings it was mindi the fire alarms had gone off in mcmuff and her and laura were wanting in so they didnt have to stand out in the rain so being the nice guy i was i let them in and so it was about 3 am when i got to go to bed ....from what i hear the alrms went off again after the first time around ...glad i was alseep
Monday, May 10, 2004
got an idea
this summer im going to be cleaning out my old computer tower and im going to run a http server off of it its going to host my website some kind of website so if any of you have any idea let me know i greatly apreciate it
Hey, I got a website now
Thank you Shayne for making this awesome site for me! I love it!
Land of Branyan
check it out!
Dog Trying To Get Pizza Blamed For Starting Fire
this is why u shouldnt leave food lie around
dog story
Hi
I'm Sam. I just joined. Jon made me. It'll be fun he says. I think he may be right but don't tell him. So I guess you might wanna know something about me. I'm a geology major. I'm older than everyone else on here I think. I'm an "old woman" of 22. My birthday was last week. Ummm...I have two older brothers. They claim they trained me in ninjitsu when I was a youngster. Lester may agree but I wouldn't listen to him. My mom said I was hatched and not born. She claims she is an alien and the reason I can't see her spaceship is because I'm tainted with Terhune blood from my dad. I think she just lost it and doesn't want to admit it. So one of my "great" accomplishments (kinda) is that I was a skating carhop for Sonic. It's really not as hard as people think it is. Ummmm...I think that's it for now. Bye
Ignore the last one!
URGENT: ALEX'S COMPUTER HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY LITTLE UNDERWEAR STEALING GNOMES...PLEASE IGNORE ALL MESSEGES BY ALEX POSTED ON 05/10/04...THANK YOU
SINCERLY,
PAPA GNOME
It's a post from me
Ok i'm sick and tired of seeing shayne, lester, paul, jess, and jon's posts and none from yours truely, so here i go.
I am running on like 30 min of sleep literally, you can ask Laura and Kari! I worked and poped a caffeene pill. Is something wrong when the caffeine pill makes you feel oh about 10% less of normal. Ah i just know to take a handful next time. it would be so cool to have my heart explode in my chest. I guess this is the part of the blog where you put some cool link or something like that so...ummmm....here we go...
Crime Library
YellowCard
Something Corporate
Yeah those are cool bands and the library thingy will let you look up cool killers like:
John Robinson
Lester Riley
Wayne Gacy
Earle Nelson
Anne Frank
Barnie
William Clinton
Osama Bin Smith
Oh and coming soon Alex Taylor
Why because i want to...BANG BANG you dead Shayne...wait maybe i shouldn't blog this...
Woah! Bloggers unite!
I've now enabled comments for each individual post now... you can post comments, just like Lester's personal blog, and I've enabled it for everybody to be able to post comments, not just members of Blogger.com and our staff. Each blogger can also have their own picture now, so we can... see an image, I guess. Hopefully, I can also tweak out some other parts of the site, if finals and getting ready to move home doesn't interfere too much (and Lester I also agree with you on that one thing you said about the things being too small). New templates were also made, I believe, so this site may get another facelift, if I like what I see.
Everything else but the feature presentation
We are now in phase three of our music video: editing. Don't worry! It's going to be great, we might possibly be able to get this thing out before Thursday, which is the point of no return: If its not met by that day, then the whole project has to wait until fall semester until it can be release to the Internet. How's that for a deadline?
Is it going to be as big as the Star Wars kid (The video, not the kid)? Time will tell.
no more FINALS !!!!
YaY!! ive no more finals all i have left is a 10 min presentation i have to do this evening then its non-stop gaming for me the rest of the week ...OH YEAH !!! weds i dont even have to work so im gonna sit in the dark and absorb as much radiation i can from the tv screen i have a goal that is to beat mario kart Double Dash in one day oh and its possible and im going to do it
Sobe engergy drink
So...this is an energy drink and not an "energy drink" right?
"Get it up"
"Keep it up"
- Sobe
it looks like somebody's got a case of the MONDAY'S!!!
i'm glad i'm not the only one having a bad day...just one question: if i decide to go postal and bring my ak-47 to class, which class should i bring it to?
starting out
this week i believe is starting out really crappy for me and is sounds like im not the only one i got up thinking i had to open the ctc helpdesk for work no thats tomarrow here i am waking up at 7:30 get to work at 8 only to find out that i dont have to be there until 4 this after noon what a freaking start of the week i have a feeling this entire whole week will be like this ..........
Don't you love it when...
... You grab your keys, but not completely, and then you lose them in the trash and have to dig clear to the bottom?
... You get sick for the second time in two weeks because of lack of sleep or otherwise?
... You can't think of other things to fill out a list to make it more complete?
I'm also not shaving or combing my hair today... possibly for the duration of my finals. Don't know yet.
Good luck everybody! don't let the man get you down!
Finals!!!!!!!
Three days of finals and it is all over. I hope the three days go fast. I don't like finals
HOLY COW
OK SO I TOLD SHAYNE THAT HE AND KARI NEEDED TO MAKE OUT WHILE KARI WAS HERE...HIS REACTION AND I QUOTE: "WELL THEN, JUMP ABOARD!"
I LOVE YOU SHAYNE, I LOVE YOU OH SO MUCH
Campus network
i swear why does the network always go down when im in the middle of some very important task that i am doing ....like blowing ppls heads off on counter-strike online ....when the connection is dropped like that it kicks me off the server and i was WINNING !!!!! =( next time since i do work over close to where the mainframe is and i do have a security clearance to get in i may just go hurt someone if it goes down again and maybe ill invite a few ppl to come along with me
Sunday, May 09, 2004
The day I had
Today I got up looked out of my third story studio apartment saying this will be a good day. Then I got a message from Paul's messenger service about spending time at the private pool in our private gym that has a $6000 a year membership. Then after a nice rest in out public bath I went to eat at the 5 star dining facility that is near my place of residence that I dine at daily. A few hours after my excellent dining experience I took a dip in the private pool with a few of my dearest acquaintances. Then later after my aquatic experience I dined in with my friends from the pool by ordering the food right to my studio apartment. As we ate the most tasteful food we watched a premier of a movie on my fabulous entertainment center. Some of my friends at our gathering had to leave early to see to their investments to make sure they were not faltering. Those who stayed I believe enjoyed the movie and afterwards we had some wild times with some extraneous activities. It ended with Jessie falling over into a table. It was most amusing. After the party wrapped up I took a cat nap, cleaned up and did a little reading looking out my studio apartment windows. It was a most exciting day and I had such a great time. I hope to do it again some time soon.
finals
so what is really the point in studying for finals? i mean, the whole idea is to test you on what you know...so cramming a lot of unnecessary information in for the tests is not only dangerous (for some people, anyway), it gives inaccurate results, which leads to the professors, and ultimately, the world, thinking we're smarter than we actually are. so i must ask, where's the advantage in that? if the terrorists think we're stupid, we might actually catch some...
poor lester
i will miss him ......lester .....since your gone can i have all your anime because since paul and jess killed you arent going to need it
Swimming, Dinner, Movie
I didn't go to Church this morning cause I had to use the bathroom. That was crazy!
Went swimming, and when you think of Pools, you think of GIRLS!!! Ahh, Sam Jess Leah and Shayne in swimming suits.......Sexy!(I shall be killed later for posting this, so it was nice knowing all of you, I hope you all have a good life).
Later we all ordered pizza and watched Master and Commander. It was quite the good moive, though everyone was talking and asking questions and trying to molest me that it was hard to pay attention to. After the movie (and after half the people left) I got beat up by Sam and Jess. But that's ok cause Jon threw Sam on a bunch of Shayne's chips and Jon and I threw Jess on a table. Then I left....and then I used the bathroom. And then I sat here. And then shayne did stuff on my computer while I played the guitar. And then he left. And then I started writing this. And then I stoped so that I could study and do homework. And then I went to bed. And then I woke up and aced my finals. And then I aced all my finals that week. And then I partied. And then Paul and Jess kidnapped me and killed me.
Yes, the Satellite photo is of my farm.
Swimming was great, I'm glad everyone could make it. Unfortunately Alex didn't feel like coming, muttered something like "I need to study". All in all, we had a record number of people come, and aside from water splashing, Lester attaching himself to people (?), and near drownings, it was a great last swim in our 86°F indoor pool. In this topsy turvy world of ours, its important to remember to relax. My eyes hurt.
Satellite photo?!?
ok, maybe i'm just being stupid here, but what is the satellite photo supposed to be of?
About Me (paul)
The frist thing people should know is I can not spell to save my life, so don't be suprised if you can read what I write. The second thing people shoud know is I can not spell to save my life. The 3rd thing people know is I am a physics major. I don't know why people should know this but you should (There will be a test coming about what you should know about paul so read this carefully). The 4th thing people should know is life is good so live it (that was not about paul so I don't know where that came from). later
South Park Caricatures!
After saying I would upload the pictures a couple days ago, I finally did it today. Go to the images section of ShayneCo.tk
and wait for thems to load... generally 30 seconds per picture if you have dial-up.
And I'm still working on the music video. These things take time, even if it is about 33 seconds long.
!!!!
hi. i'm jessie...and this is my profile (shayne told me i should write one). my full name is Olga Vladimir Illyinuch, but i go by jessie for short. i was born in Minsk, (very lovely vacation homes in the winter). i enjoy marinating with vodka, playing chess, and crafting elaborate, random stories about myself. i used to work for the KGB, but they cut my dental plan, so i decided to come here to hays. i mean, why not? hays, kansas is so cosmopolitan these days. anyway, my name is jessie...and this is my first blog.
this sux
this morning really sux not only do i have a headache i woke up a 8:30 ...8:30 !! and i couldnt go back to sleep this really sux i hate getting up earlier than i need so im now writing this blog complaining about my lack of sleeping in why am i doomed to never sleep in on the weekend the harder i try to sleep in the harder it is for me to do this sucks
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Two new members
Soon, we'll have two more members to our blog: Paul Maseberg and Jess Maseberg. They are brother and sister, if you didn't know already. So we now have seven bloggers... one for each day of the week now, you could say. Now that we have a lady in our midst, we're now no longer known as the blog of men. But we're definitely not the blog of woman, either, we out number her 6 to 1. Nope, instead, I'll introduce you to, the blog of (wo)man! Not as catchy, but it works.
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Wow that was random. Maybe I should start writting these blogs after I thought of what to wriet.
Wriet? What the heck is a wriet? I probably meant to say write. Well, have fun folks!
-Lester
What do you mean put my boxers back on?
Kilts are nice. So are Hello Kitty boxers. Man I'm hot (sexy)! Check out my hair cut, I look the same as always!
Coming Soon
Shayne and Lester Duet!
it will be released soon...Lester and Shayne are in the works
Be sure to check it out soon www.Shayneco.tk It will be great. OH YEAH!
ps. I am super scared...It was my Kilt...and Natural lester...yes Natural lester...I am so washing that thing...you'll see why.
Peace out
Saturday, May 08, 2004
Hey
I just got done watching Star Wars: A New Hope, picking out all the errors because I know them all and I can. Then near the end I realize that in the first three movies that are made all the main characters are all American and have American accents. In the second three that were made, or the prequels, and the main characters are all English with their snobbish accents, except the chick of course. I don't remember her name at this time but I do know that she was hot. I don't even know why I am pointing this out other than I just finished my project and that makes 1 class down and 4 to go. Damn I am good!
have ever wondered??
well after reading this
artical
i found at www.fark.com
i dont think ill even buy underware in oklahoma because you run a chance of it being someone elses
MSNBC - Apartment �zoo� too smelly for neighbors
MSNBC - Apartment "zoo" too smelly for neighbors -Wow. And I thought the cat lady on the Simpsons was crazy...
I missed it and so did you
I missed swimming today but I got to see Drew run! Yay! NOT, he didn't even win. I stood in the hot sun for 2 hours to watch him lose a race and then listen to him cry because no one else came with me and he didn't have and food. Good thing I can go swimming tomorrow hopefully. Drew looks like spock from startrek. And should have just come with us to play soccer last night and watch the movie because he didn't even have a P.R.
I just woke up.
Woweee! Yesterday was great! Excitement! Dynamite! Thrills! Chills!... No, wait. Yesterday was hot. Everywhere we went it was hot. You could be outside at midnight and you'd dance across the parking lot like it was hot sand. All day, everywhere. First Class: No A/C, room fulla computers, hot. Weight room: hot. Soccer: HOT. Movies: Hot. That woman that maced me: hot. Ok, I didn't get maced, my life is boring. I have to punch these things up on the fly, alright? Still, though, I had a great time. Although I sure am feeling it today. You never know how out of shape you really are until you run two steps and then cough up a lung. Luckily the other one stayed in so I could still play.
Play some video games instead.
Watchin Teen Titans
So I am sitting here watching teen titans and I find out the world is in danger again. Man it is a good thing they are out there protecting us. And that they always win. I mean the so called "Justice League" should be watching over these guys just in case and maybe even take some of these jobs they are handling but no the Justice League is sitting in their cozy space station probably figuring out what to eat next or something...
Soccer then movie....I'm dead
Yesterday was an exciting day. We played soccer (like the other bloggers already stated) and boy was it fun. Shayne....I can't do anything around you! You keep cracking me up.
Then we watched Van Helsing. I liked it, it was quite funny. Sometimes I wish I wasn't as hot as I am, cause they didn't have AC in the theater. Maybe it was their way of getting everyone to buy drinks....WELL IT DIDN'T WORK, BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Van Hellsing
great movie not the greatest in my book but it did make my top ten so far for the year ...but it prolly would have been better if the theater would have turned the FREAKING AIRCONDITIONING !!!!!!!!!!!! X( two hours in a full theater and no AC just doesnt make a good ideal place to be comfortable and enjoy a good movie ... i mean come on who the hell really wants to sit a sweat for two hours trying to watch a movie......
but i guess that on the bright side i feel as if ive lost a few pounds but dang it if had wanted to lose those pounds id prolly go work out ......im too lazy to do so ..or else id prolly do it well thats about all i have to say right now i feel sleep coming on to me so i guess i had better go to bed ..ah yes bed one of the luxuries i still have =D
Friday, May 07, 2004
you know what .......
today i have confirmed my theory hitler is alive and well how do i know this.... today as i was walking to the cafe to eat dinner 5-6 girls walk out of the building none of which were attractive..BUT they were all blonde and blue eyes so hitler has to be stationed in hayz some where because take a look next week in your classes count how many fit his perfect race he breeding them here in hayz ..... just wait and see the end is coming =P
Shayne: I played Soccer today!....
...and I didn't kill anybody! That's a win in my book. More details to follow.
I still didn't get those pics up, but it takes time! (30 minutes, I predict. I do things slow.)
SOCCER!
HEY EVERYONE SOCCER AT LARKS PARK!
BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!
Or Round...with a bunch of Hexagons on it...Yeah
SOCCER
SOCCER
SOCCER YAY FOR SOCCER!
See ya there...
OK I HAVE NO LIFE...
At all.
PLEASE HELP...
PLEASE PLEASE HELP.
Introducing yet another Blogger!
We keep bringing them in...
Josh Bieber, the latest addition, seemed really interested in joining the blog. We're glad to have him! I just hope all of the power of communication doesn't go to his head as it did with me and he becomes all greedy about it...
In another topic, these sites are really good, go visit them:
Shayne Co Soft
My Geocities site
www.bmw.com Give me
www.volkswagen.com one of
www.ferrari.com these, please.
Please give me money.
See? It's too late for me, save yourself!
the newest member
well since shayne isnt going to intoduce me cause he told me to write something so i am my name is Joshua Bieber ...but most everyone i meet or know... knows me by the name of Biebs most dont even know my actual first name only a few select ppl know ..... i really dont know what makes me THE MAN other than the fact that my cell phone tells me so.... im majoring in INT/Media Studies and a minor in music technology @ FHSU and i consider my self as a l33t m45t3r gaming guru there is just about no game out there that i cannot beat currently im working on MarioKart Double Dash for the gamecube .......
this is a test post
testing 123 ....... ok i think this is going to work and to start things off a wonder ful link for you all to visit ..... thanx the fark.com ... killer catapult
Introducing the next man.
Please welcome our latest blogger: Jon Shipley. Jon specializes in geology, he plays a mean game of basketball (and possibly soccer, not sure yet), and although he's starting to get annoyed by me bringing this up all the time, he's very good at growing hair, both body and facial. He's also the only one who has a girlfriend, so he's known as the man. Jon and I go all the way back... to two semesters ago. I remember it like it was slightly less than 18 weeks ago. Physics 111 Lab. Needless to say, we've butted heads many times during those couple of hours each week, mostly over my lack of speed, or his destruction of the lab. Eventually, We had to draw up plans and complete a final project. The results weren't pretty: lab tests were inconclusive (read: we calculated the results the night before the project was due and realized that something wasn't right). We ended up with a B in the class, thankfully, so we must have done something right. Even though Jon may put on a gruff exterior at times, everyone knows that, underneath, he's just a big teddy bear... Because he's so hairy. (Last joke, I promise).
Now that I've shared my experiences with the other bloggers, I invite them to add a little bit about themselves, and if they want, experiences with the rest. Email me anything interesting! Email address below.
The Lorenzo Music, Bill Murray Connection
In the Biography for Bill Murray (I), there's a trivia section, but this one is the neatest one of all:
"Shares two characters with the late Lorenzo Music. He played Peter Venkman in the film Ghost Busters (1984), while Lorenzo played Venkman in the animated series, "Real Ghost Busters, The" (1986). Lorenzo was also the voice of Garfield in numerous cartoons, while Bill provides Garfield's voice in Garfield: The Movie (2004)."
So I guess that's why the voice of Garfield in the new movie isn't played by the same voice of Garfield in the TV Show. The guy is dead. Bill Murray, though, is a good replacement.
The man in a wedding dress
eBay item 4146756343 (Ends Apr-28-04 15:37:01 PDT) - SIZE 12 WEDDING DRESS/GOWN NO RESERVE This guy is very funny. Read everything. Laugh. Tell your friends.
Winding down for the night, (that's whine-ding, not Win-ding)
This is Shayne in Japanese: シエイン
I know how Lester did it technically, but as for how he actually did it, he mostly spelled out how my name sounds, and then for some reason he broke the laws of space and time and completely changed it around for whatever reason.
Also, in the near future I'm going to post up some "South Parkian-style charactures" of the whole gang... but not now... too tired... need....more....sleeeep. I'd also like to welcome Jon onto the blog of men. I'll formally welcome him tomorrow. Again, when I'm not sleepy.
Thursday, May 06, 2004
I hate Unreality TV
I don't get it, Unreality TV? What a stupid joke. I love you guys...
Appearantly I can type faster than I can read.....does that make sense?
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guess not.
Reality Shows: Throw me off... a cliff
NBC: For Love or Money, Next Action Star, Who Wants to Marry My Dad, and Last Comic Standing
CBS: Survivor All-Stars, The Amazing Race, Big Brother, Survivor: Thailand.
FOX: The Simple Life, American Idol, Forever Eden, etc.
ABC: Extreme Makeover, The Bachelor.
I know this topic been done to death. I don't care. You don't have to read it (But if you truly are a friend, you will...)
Who's watching these shows? Note to those people: Grow a brain. You're encouraging these networks to keep making this junk. Reality Shows? In what way? That there is little to no script, not much of actor or writer participation? They're as dumb as 80's expressions. Somebody gag me with a spoon.
My point is that these shows are getting in the way of something more enlightening. Good shows are getting canceled: Kristin, The Michael Richards Show, The Stones, and.... Wait a minute. Kristin's voice made me want to go all Elvis on my TV, Mr. Richards isn't funny unless he's Kramer, and The Stones is as exciting as looking a a rock. A boring rock. So I guess its not as bad as it seems. It raises a good point: Anyone who watches TV for mental stimulation is 2 to 6 years old, or just about as smart. Although the History channel, and Discovery Channel, when its "Things that can Maul You Week", are great ways to do some effortless learning.
Lots of smart people that I know... some I even respect, watch reality TV. There are exceptions, but I bet the general bulk of viewers could easily be entertained by aluminum foil, or even *shudder* daytime soap operas. If those people got shot in the head, they'd make a whistling noise every windy day.
Seriously, though, its shows like this that cancelled Family Guy, Futurama, and Working (Yeah I know, shut up, I liked it). Probably not, but its a good excuse, I'll go with it. Thanks a bunch, TV executives, you make the people that watch reality shows look like they might know how to breathe. Did the doctor who did their lobotomies forget to inform them that he had a 2 for 1 sale on hemisphere removal?
So when you watch reality TV, and you hear a tiny, painful, scream, that's a brain cell PRAYING that you kill him off with beer.
Introducing the man.
Shayne speaking...
Well, I guess all of THAT silliness is over... Now down to the formalities.
Currently we have THREE bloggers, I'll let them introduce themselves, but I'll start it off.
Shayne Riley, yours truly, started this whole thing and is therefore the man. I'm currently attending Fort Hays State University pursuing a bachelors degree in Computer Science. I don't get epileptic seizures, but I've been told that my dancing is best described that way and can induce vomiting. My name is Shayne, but all of the girls that call our phone seem to think my name is "Hey, is Alex Taylor there?" Which brings us to...
Alex Taylor, my roommate, who knows, and has connections with, everybody on campus, and also has connections with 76% of the Hays city area, which qualifies him as the man. Because of his donut shop gig, he's pretty much untouchable and can't get arrested in this town, but I don't mind much because I get free pastries. However, because of his night job there, he has to sleep pretty much any chance he can get. Poor guy.
Lester Branyan, whom I've only known for three semesters, but just barely, until this semester when I really started to get to know him, doodles all the time in his classes (the good looking doodles, not the 'plates of spagetti' ones), doesn't care much for homework but is smart enough to make up for it, plays guitar (well, better than me anyway, but I can't play at all.), might possibly be my equal in Tetris (further research is needed), and speaks THREE different languages (One of them he doesn't know about yet) so he's automatically the man. MASTER of anime, as he can quote pretty much anything from any anime he's seen, and can relate occurences in life to some scene in anime. Makes a good tea. Really loves stupid, random jokes, and really loves stupid, random music. He also gets SUPERHUMAN strength and can wipe out ENTIRE STORE DISPLAYS OF PHONES whenever tickled.
My email address, if you need it sometime, is shayne underscore co at yahoo dot com. Example: Fred_Mc@yahoo.com, but with my name instead.
Finally, a tip to all my fellow bloggers: You see a cool site, link it. You have some interesting news, post it. You have an opinion, tell it. You want to waste people's time, then provide a longwinded sentence that has plenty of filler words but ultimately goes nowhere almost to the point that it is a run-on.
That should have been an image!