Shester - Download.com Music

We've finally made it! Shester's (That's Lester's and mine's group) music is now available to any person at Shester - Download.com Music. Music.download.com is now the place for free, legal, mostly awful and non-popular music. I've filled our profile with lots of hidden goodies, so make sure you read everything! And sorry, Lester, but they do NOT have a place to leave comments to the authors. I'm sad too. But happy, noneoftheless, since we are featured somewhere else besides ShayneCo.tk, the best site in the world, and the best thing to come out of humanity. I don't want to oversell it, just go there and look at stuff. Oh, and go to the Download.com link as well.

The Mushroom Kingdom

If you're a big mario (or Nintendo) fan, then you might want to check out The Mushroom Kingdom. It has a collection of all sorts of weird information that no one man could construct and contain in his brain. What in the world is All Night Nippon Super Mario Bros. anyway?

Did you know that Super Mario Bros. 2 in the USA is completely different from Super Mario Bros. 2 in Japan, which is known as The Lost Levels in America, and Super Mario Bros. 2 from America is known as Super Mario USA in Japan? Have you ever wondered why SMB2(USA) is so different from every other Mario game? It's because it was a different game completely, they just changed some of the graphics.

But here is the coolest thing of all: There are hidden, lost levels inside Super Mario Bros. 3, eleven in all!

If you are truly a Nintendo freak, you probably already knew about this site. To the rest of you: Please help me.

Update: After YEARS of procrastination, I finally played ALL levels of Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels, including world 9, and world A to D. I'm just happy the Super Nintendo version spots you an extra 2 lives and continuation from the level (not just the beginning of the world), which helps you keep your sanity. I must say I did pretty good for a bunch of difficult levels. My jump-and-move-right skills are still sharp. Man, I'm such a nerd. Don't they have medication for that now?

My friend's website

AegusWeb

You better go there and read the awesome stories, look at the awesome art work, and other awesome stuff.
Have fun.

1995 Darwin Award: Jet Assisted Take-Off

1995 Darwin Award: Jet Assisted Take-Off

Turns out this story isn't true. Oh well, it was a funny story none the less.

Yay for friends

Hahj822: hey g funk money you know where lester is?
Shinchan15: nha
Shinchan15: nah
Shinchan15: he just dipped all I know
Hahj822: dipped?
Shinchan15: left
Hahj822: dip in his hip?
Shinchan15: funk in his trunk
Hahj822: dip in his hip to trip on a clip
Hahj822: from his AK 47 down at 7-11
Hahj822: robbin the store so he can get some more
Shinchan15: haha
Shinchan15: go for it
Hahj822: milk and bread cuz he's crazy in da head?
Shinchan15: that's all you, I can't do that sciest
Hahj822: killed by a pig, cuz he thought he was big
Hahj822: flashin gangs signs like steppin on land mines?
Hahj822: forgot who he was all simply because
Hahj822: he smoked the crack, and hit the smack
Hahj822: but that shit made him whack, so he's not comin back
Hahj822: .....what a shame, and he was so young too
Hahj822: i guess he got too caught up in that hip hop game
Hahj822: oh well, later
Shinchan15: jeez
Shinchan15: yah man

Samurai 7

ok there is a new anime called "Samurai 7" its suppose to be based off the movie "Seven Samurai" bout the only thing in common with the two is the story line bandits are taking the food and water supply of this village and the village seeks out a samurai to prtect them that about all that the two have in common because i dont think that in the movie "Seven Samurai" there were giant robots and flying ships and stuff but the anime is still good and worth watching ...

Prison Sex

Do unto others what has been done to you

....

I've come round full circle.
My lamb and martyr, this will be over soon.
You look so precious.


"read between the lines"

2nd try

Ok. I blogged once but did something stupid or something and lost the entire blog. I was kinda upset as I'm sure you can imagine. So I'm gonna try again.

We made it out alive and everything from the deep dark jungle of homework and camping. It was touch and go there for a little while and I wasn't sure if it would be possible but we did in fact make it out. I made new friends and found new people to make fun of. All in all it was pretty okay.

My rubberband ball is now twice the size it used to be all thanks to field camp. I come back and all yous punks need to be put back into shape again. First we are going to have to go back to the Great Sand Dunes National Monument. Man what an awsome place. We can all go!!! We will play in the sand make a giant sand castle and sled down the slopes of the dunes and... everything. That place is the coolest place I have ever been. I want to move there..........

I got a day off... kinda.

Thanks to today's weather, I had most of the day off. High humidity caused us to delay cutting until 12:30, which allowed us to cut for about an hour, until it rained, and eventually, hailed on us. I wasn't able to cut due to my combine failing to start, and I'm sleeping in tomorrow. Usually we work on Sundays for harvest, but thanks to the rain, maybe I'll have another day off, which would be the 5th in two weeks. I don't mind, sleep is good.

What do you mean, "Who cares?" Who are you to say anything? You couldn't blog on the bloggiest day in blogging history if your blog depended on it. I'm sorry if I don't live a life of espionage, or if I can't even spell "espinage" correctly. "Why are you so defensive?" Hey, just back off man, if I wanted a game of twenty questions, I'd play the home game. Well, the video game anyway. Have you ever played Taboo for the Nintendo ("Ol' 8-bitty", I'd always say), made by Rareware, the same folks who brought Donkey Kong Country? No? I haven't either. I heard its a real stinker, almost as bad as the Atari 2600 game "E.T.", which I HAVE played, and yes, it is REALLY BAD. You've heard of the old Chinese torture where they plug every oriface in your head and then make you sneeze? Real messy, and really unpleasant. It's kind of like that.

Are you wanting to know what I type like when I'm really sleepy? Its this whole blog. I'll see if I can understand it tomorrow. Are you STILL reading this? Do yo want a prize for this? Well, ok. Have you ever played "Scorched Earth" for MS-DOS? Then you should like an updated newer game that is loosely based off of it: Scorched3D. Go play it! Although I haven't played this newer version. Tell me if you like it.

Life

It kind of feels good to know I'm still alive.
I miss my family, can't wait till I get to see them again.
Though at times I don't get along with my parents/sister, but I really do love them a lot. As of right now they are everything to me. They're kind of my motivation to keep going.
And that feels good.

Grant (I don't know if you read this) I love talking to you man. You're one of my better friends who I would like to consider family (though we don't get to hang out much and we don't talk a whole lot). I miss ya. I also miss Anwar. You are like a brother to me, I love you man! Now I'm all getting emotional. Its probably because I'm watching Oi! Ryoma. Awesome anime about Sakamoto Ryoma (look him up). I love Japan. The world is a beautiful place. And this blog is getting cheesy

Let the sneezing begin!

Stuffed up nose... itchy skin... watery eyes... sneezing mouth... Yes, that's right: Harvest began unceremoniously two days ago, and I feel like I got hit with a truck, full of grain no less.

Harvest is a weird experience of farming, it is a joyfull event because all of your hard work culminates to this event, and you get the big payoff. Or you'd hope that, at least. 14+ hour work days means that you aren't getting the usual amount of time to relax and sleep, but getting more money makes up for that.

Harvest is also one of the occasions where every task is dropped and everyone pitches in. Every worker on the farm is at one single field, operating the combines, grain cart, or the semis. It gives you a sense of togetherness, and you don't feel quite as alone as you would if you were farming a field.

This season has a slight somber feeling to it as well, because our crops were damaged due to the freeze in May. It was like what my dad said: What we have is supermodel wheat; It looks good, but there is nothing in the head.

So if you were wondering why I haven't done much communicating in the past few days, this is why.

four degrees

Well, I washed my truck yesterday (finally) and waxed it as well. Its all nice and shiny. Of couse I probably should have done this after my trip, but whatever. Thanks to Biebs and Tom for helping me wash the car.

Which reminds me, I have found 2 people willing to go to Japan with me this winter break, and both may be able to save up enough money to do it too! I've always wanted to take my friends to Japan cause that would be so cool. It just sucks that it costs $1,000 or more to go there (roundtrip). If I were rich I would pay for my friends as well, especially those who kindly let me stay at their house durring breaks. I hate being the guest, I'd rather be the host.

ONE TUBE IS ALL YOU NEED!

Publishing made easy!

The world is round and several billion years old and if you have a problem with that you can meet my rock hammer

Who keeps putting all these crappy short blogs on the site

Time to work

Well I only have a few more things to do before my class is over. but then I have to do what Lester cannot... find a job. and at this point and time I am ready to work or atleast beg for money cause i got a bill. So I came up with a plan for everyone to send me a dollar so I don't have to work. I only need $950 so start sending the monies. It is much appreciated!

In a Zombie movie

Your comic relief saved you. You were probably
the hero's best friend and messed up a lot, but
helped him in some major way, believing in
yourself, near the end. As the sympathetic
character, you live.


How fast would you die in a cheesy zombie flick?
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Hahaha, I lived! Everyone likes me, and they think I'm funny! I'm so happy.

Stinkfist

Something has to change.
Un-deniable dilemma.
Boredom's not a burden
Anyone should bear.

Constant over stimu-lation numbs me
and I wouldn't have
It any other way.

It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive.

Finger deep within the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Relax, turn around and take my hand.

I can help you change
Tired moments into pleasure.
Say the word and we'll be
Well upon our way.

Blend and balance
Pain and comfort
Deep within you
Till you will not have me any other way.

It's not enough.
I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I don't want it.
I just need it.
To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive.

Knuckle deep inside the borderline.
This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to.
Relax. Slip away.

Something kinda sad about
the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything.
What became of subtlety?

How can it mean anything to me
If I really don't feel anything at all?

I'll keep digging till
I feel something.

Elbow deep inside the borderline.
Show me that you love me and that we belong together.
Shoulder deep within the borderline.
Relax. Turn around and take my hand.

Hehehehe

Ah, ambiguity at its best. I love it!

Problem Detected

Oh no! I'm starting to lose self-confidence! I am awesome, I am awesome, I am awesome.

I hate it when they win....

Reality TV: Take 2

So I've been watching Last Comic Standing on NBC the past couple of weeks-
"Hold on! This isn't the Shayne we know!"
Hey! First off, if you're new to the site, then you wouldn't know me, so who are you to talk? Second, I know nobody else visits the site besides three people (Some of our staff only post... you know who you are... you make me sick... but you don't know that you make me sick because you don't read this anyway). Third, if you DO know me, hear me out, Mr. Snap Judgement.

I love stand-up comedy. This is probably the best reality TV show in North America. That doesn't say much, because this show would have been so much better if they took out the dumb reality component from the show. Here's what the show should be:

1. Comedians do gig on stage.
2. People vote for the best comedian.
3. Best comedian gets $10,000.

Instead, they drama it all up to make it seem like we should care:

1. Comedians do gig on stage.
2. Judges vote for comedians that aren't nessessarily funny, but do it just for the conflict.
3. Make sure that they include one token gay guy, funny or not (in this case, not).
4. They all go to a house.
5. Now the comedians do the usual hackneyed backstabbing, plotting, and voting for who should leave.
6. Eventually, the last comedian left (hence the name) will get the chance to star in a sitcom or an infomercial... or something, I'm not sure, I wasn't paying attention on that part.

Yep. My version essentially boils down to America's Funniest Home Videos, but instead it would be called America's Funniest Comedians (how original). What comedian wouldn't jump at the chance for $10000 for 1 nights work? I'd jump off my house several times for that much money.

To wrap things up: Reality TV still sucks brains.

Just stuff

I've been recording bunch of song ideas and writing lyrics and things like that lately. Also I might get a job with Kiel, I'll see how that goes.
Uh... Just thought I'd blog. How's everyone else doing?

Darwin Awards

"The Darwin Awards honor those who improve our gene pool... By removing themselves from it."

Seriously, though. These guys are really dumb. They die in a horrible way, but yet, somehow, in a very comical fashion. You usually don't feel sad that one of these persons has been relieved of their life... you feel like justice has been served. Sounds a little macabre? Yes, but it's all in the delivery.

In other news, we might not start harvest until next week. I love rain delays, because honestly, the ground needs it. Moisture is good.

Update: This Darwin award wasn't so much funny as it was spooky. I'm talking near-campfire quality spooky. Of course, I'm easily spooked: Gasp! A red car! Seriously, though, here is the Darwin Award link: Booby Traps Trap Boob. Now another story that provides additional information: Avenging pensioner killed by own booby-trap. And what does that last unsolved clue mean? That if you drink a dozen colas that you'll get a kidney stone or two?

Back in Action

I am back in Hays.

Jon's Back

It's not gonna be so lonely here anymore!

It was a bloggable occasion

My visit to Hays was just the thing I needed before harvest starts. I've forgotten that Agnew Hall was built around the source of Earth's thermal energy (you though it was in the middle of Earth? nope, its Agnew). Everyone I saw was just as zany as the time I left them. It's good that we only did three days. Thanks to all of that eating out, I was getting fatter and my wallet was getting thinner. I don't care, it was fun.

Kari was a good sport, going everywhere. The movie was great, and playing Super Mario Brothers 3 (twice) and playing World Class Track Meet, then coughing up one of my lungs, it was great. I was also humbled by Kari's mad Tetris 2 skills.

I still have that picture, I'll post it up... whenever. I'll miss you guys!

Hurray for Shayne

Shayne came to visit today! We had so much fun. We went to the Mongolian BBQ buffet with Keri and ate a lot of food. We ended up staying for 2 freakin' hours. Woah! And then we watched Around the World in 80 Days. Wow that was a funny movie, didn't expect it to be that good. "Birds! Brilliant, we'll burn birds!" "...How are we getting out of here?" "You had me at the nipples"

Gooooo Watchhhhhhh Itttttttt!!! Foo'

"And I dressed like a woman"
In other news, I'm not gay, contrary to popular belief. Remember kids, drugs are bad, unless you buy them from me.

A three-martini monday (except it's tuesday)

congrats to me, we now have wireless! (not that i did anything, it just sort of came along and here i am) exciting times in macksville...i'm currently baking a chocolate angel food cake for my dad's birthday; and yes, paul, i'm doing my best to live properly. until next time...

When life flashes before your eyes, report it to the police.

We had a very nice storm last night. Lots of rain (1/2 inch) a sprinkling of hail, and a tornado warning approximately 4 to 8 miles away from our house. We didn't see any tornados (it was nighttime, after all) so I guess that was a good thing, but it sure would have been cool to see one, and not die, and not have any material possessions destroyed, or have my life altered negatively in any way.

I also cleaned out some grain bins today, with the help of my cousin Candi. In one of the bins, some bird decided to make a home for some 6 or so ugly, hissing, baby birds. Instead of killing them directly, we relocated them into the forest-of-trees windbreak, where they might make some coyote happy.

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another boring account of my life

ever since summer started i feel i have acomplished nothing even though i go to work every day i feel as if ive done nothing this really sux

woah

Here you go, my first death metal "song" that I recorded. Download it here. Just as an warning its a crappy song and its "evil" sounding....I guess. Listen at your own discretion.

The English Patent #24303

There she was. The love of my life. It was love at first sight. The way she moved... It was hypnotic, which explains why I cluck like a chicken every time I hear a bell. I had to talk to her, but there was a problem.

I had lost my voice yelling at my neighbors dog the night before. Not because it was barking or anything, I'm just a jerk to animals. I thought that was all there was to life, yelling at things, until I met her.

Her hair was like golden fields of red lava flowing into the polluted waters of Lake Erie: Ok, so she had several botched hair dye jobs, but I didn't care. Her eyes were probably beautiful, but they were swollen shut from the boxing match she was in earlier that night. And the teeth she still had were like sparkling pearls, swimming in fancy ketchup.

So I spent the next five days planning the perfect way to meet her and waiting for my voice to recover. The time of day, the words I say, and then the date by the bay. Everything was perfect, and nothing was left to chance... or so I thought. Finally the H-hour of the D-day came when I would express my love for her.

I went to the gym where she worked, "Grrl Pwr Gym". Ladies were everywhere, but I only care about one. She was jumping rope in the corner. The rope was making the same sound as my heart: wippity wappity. Sure I was nervous, but if I chickened out now I would lose her, and that is something that yelling at a thousand dogs wouldn't be able to fix.

And then I realized that the wippity wappity sound wasn't because I was nervous, it was because I was 40 years old and I've been eating double-bacon cheese burgers since I was six. My heart eventually exploded.

The doctors were able to reconstruct and reattach my heart. They had to go as far as my bladder to get some of the pieces. I guess this story just goes to show you how amazing today's medical science really is.

Oh, by the way

That was a quote from this website.

Hahahaha, High School Graduation.

"Graduating high school is way overrated. It shouldn't even be celebrated. Graduating is pretty much expected of people. If you don't graduate, you should be punished. If you pass, okay, time to move on. They make it come off like these people are the chosen few who have attained the ultimate highest, most honerable human accomplishment. Hell no"
Just thought that was funny cause I felt the same way. Graduation was so boring.....

It looks like Lester and Shayne are keeping the blog alive

I was reading the blog for the first time in about two weeks and I notice it is mostly shayne and lester so I thought I would write to say I am still here. I blog once just before this but it does not seem to be showing up. I like your blog on Regan shayne I although I don't know how you write so much I run at of word. Well later and LIVE LONG AND PROPER!!!!!!!!!!!

Life goes on

Time fly if you are or not having fun. The summer is going good for the most part, but by the time I get off work all I can do is sit and do nothing it seems like. Hope you all are have a good summer. So till next time live long and prosper.(sp)

Anyone who snap judges others is an idiot

I just finished dammer diking today! What a boring job. But, you sit in a tractor for 12 hours straight and earn money, so its all good. Since we finished early, I get tomorrow off and go to a cousin of mine's wedding. Plus, Candi is here so we've got some catching up to do.

I debated whether I should put the next paragraph in here. I know we like to keep things lighthearted in this blog, and politics is the farthest thing away from lightheartedness (don't worry, there isn't much). Then again, I also know most of you stop reading my posts three sentences in, so I'll say whatever I want.

I've been viewing and hearing a lot of coverage of Regan's funeral. When he was president, I was still a little rapscalian, and I didn't really care too much about politics (I guess I still don't). From what I could gather over those and the years after, he seemed like a regular old dude that really didn't do anything. But this week, I've heard many of his speechs and anecdotes, and now my views of him are flip-flopped. He was the funniest president ever, and helped bring this country back around from a president that didn't have any idea what he was doing: Carter. Some of his lines were really classic: "...This fellow [Clinton] they've nominated claims he's the new Thomas Jefferson. Well let me tell you something; I knew Thomas Jefferson..." That just cracks me up. Oh, and who could forget the time that all of the air traffic controllers were fired. He meant business. Although I never really fully experienced his presidency, it sounds like he held many ideals that a great president should have.

If you're still reading this, then I guess I didn't know you as well as I thought. I'm sorry. As a token of forgiveness, here is a link to Lester and I's music video: Singing a Song

hmm its been awhile

ok its been awhile since i posted so here it goes ....


to start it off that big date i was suppose to have yeah that went down the drain the chick stood me up i was really mad and upset if she didnt want to go on it with me all she had to do was say "no i dont really want to go with you" or she could have just lied and said she was busy either way i wouldnt have cared .....

next about all ive been doing is work work work ....hanging out at toms house ....and being really bored this summer not much has been going on

and to bring it up to date today i made some mac and cheese for the first time in my life and it tasted good ...i can make cheese cake ...grill stuff ...but i had never made mac and cheese and wondering why its really easy to do much easier than my strawberry cheese cake which i need to make another one thats sounds really good right now ....then i learned how to balance accounts today at work and its not fun at all id rather just sit and answer the phone but thats not all i get paid to do =P .....then i proceeded to lock myself out of the house i need to learn to keep my keys on the same ring but ive been to lazy to switch them over so i went to toms house only to find out that no one was there so i hung out in my car for about 5 mins and low and behold they show up .... then kari and i went on a walk it was really nice out this evening we covered a good chunk of that part of town ....then i was back at toms for awhile and now im at home typing this...

The Simpsons: Fourth Season

The Simpsons is so freakin' awesome! I've seen all seasons, and the fourth season is just approaching the awesome peak in the Simpsons quality timeline! I can't wait till the DVDs come out (Tuesday).

I have money to buy the DVDs because of my job. I wish I could take the day off to go get it.

Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

Ghost in the Shell is so freakin' awesome! I just started watching the second season, and its just as awesome as the first, if not better! I can't wait till the DVDs come out.

I wish I had money to buy the DVDs.

Rocking and Rolling Baby!

I'm in a rock band (again)!

Tom, Chuck, and I formed a rock band today/yesterday. We are so gonna rock the shit out of Hays!
Tom - Lead Guitars/vocals
Chuck - Drums/vocals
Lester - Guitars/Lead vocals
(and if we can convince him)Adam - Bass/keyboard

We suck a lot, but that's ok. Buy our CD (when we make one)....out of pity, please!

And now for something completely unoriginal

Many of you have seen my handy little Aiptek Pocket DV2 4-in-1 camera: Takes pictures, records video with audio, records audio only, and can take on responsibility as a webcam as well. What's not to like?
-The images are 1.7MP, and of poor, dim, blue-noise quality.
-Video is 10fps 320x240 resolution.
-Audio doesn't sound like Miracle Ear, instead it sounds like mayonnaise. Also, to record audio only, it takes a good 15 seconds from boot time to navigating the menu to recording the audio (although the boot up time is pretty good)
So it isn't as good at taking pictures as a dedicated camera would, and it isn't as good as taking movies as a regular camcorder, and you might as well buy one of those little audio recorders to be of any use.
With all of these downfalls, why buy one?
-It's cheaper than buying all those things individually.
-It's more convenient than lugging all those things around for spur of the moment occasions.
-It is small.

When I bought this thing over a year and a half ago, it was $140 after shipping and handling. Now its $70. I was just wondering: How much would all that stuff cost if I went the (slightly) higher quality route?
Digital Camera: DXG-308 (3.1 MP) = $70 (newegg.com)
Camcorder: PVC S-VHS-C = $200 (circuitcity.com)
Webcam: Logitech QuickCam Zoom Web Camera (with audio) = $49 (walmart.com)
Digital Audio Recorder: RCA RP5011 Digital Voice Recorder = $30 (walmart.com)
Grand-Total: $349 (no tax)

So there you go. By spending twice as much (and then some)
than the camera itself, I get much better quality than that all-in-one thing. But the camera I have is still ok, the images are webpage worthy, but not something that you'd want for high quality prints. The video is ok for quick internet movies (like a music video!), but not for recording some big event, like a basketball game. The PC camera is right on par with other webcams, its just a nuisance to set up. I never used the audio feature, its that bad (I once used it to record a music event, it recorded about an hour, but it wasn't something that I'd want to listen to).

I must be really bored.

Japander.com

Japander.com. Go there, and realize that everyone is a sell out. Interesting, they have a language called "Japanese" now. Who knew.

A feeling of being hollow inside

I did nothing today!

Shayne's Movie Review.

I saw Shrek 2 today (Saturday). Of the Shayne Movie scale, it gets 9 out of 10 points. I didn't like the first movie as much, this one was actually funny. Also, for those who haven't seen the movie yet, make sure you wait past the first credits (past when they show the voices and the characters they played, and past the director and head people credits, when it goes black), because it has an extra ending that wraps things up with the ****** (censored for minor spoiler detail).

Hahahaha, I thought this was funny

The new Hardcore fashion.
Maybe I should start doing that.....
.....
.......
.......nah.

Insert Title Here

... As I was driving down the empty highway that night, I looked back on the events that transpired that day. The thoughts were running through my mind like water running through a broken toilet.

It started like any other day. Except this time, I was tied to a wooden chair, and I was missing a sock. My whole head felt like it had been used to clog up a wood chipper. Everything was fuzzy, like a cat that had taken a ride in the clothes dryer.
"Good morning. So I guess you've smelled the Folger's coffee brewing?"
The man was built like a gorilla, with a face to match. For the record, it wasn't the coffee grounds that wore me up, it was his sweaty armpit smell. Man did he stink. Anyways, it was my turn to talk:
"Cut the niceties. I want my MTV."
"What?"
"Sorry, I'm still a little dizzy. I want to know what's going on."

"There'll be time for that later," he started in. "Right now I'm asking the questions. Are you interested in switching your long distance provider?"
"What?"
"Sorry, I used to be a telemarketer for MCI. Who are you working for?"
I had no idea what he was talking about. "Listen, bud, you've got the wrong guy. I live on welfare."

"What? Aren't you Stevey Wonder?"
"Are you blind and retarded, man? I'm Shayne Riley."
"I was wondering why you were white and had the ability to see," he said. "Sorry, I'm a little dyslexic. For your inconvenience, here's a coupon for a dollar off at our casino's buffet."

I ended up having a great time at that casino, and with the dollar I saved, I gambled on roulette and won $30,000 and a car, and I bought a new pair of socks at the gift shop. It's a classy joint, I wouldn't mind going back again...

Ok, that didn't really happen, I just did a bunch of busy work today. Put some dammerdikers (Hard to explain, the implements are used to help water get to the roots of irrigated corn) onto a couple 8630's, and THIS time, I didn't back into a building. I tell ya, things are looking up!

Watching too much anime

Lust
Gluttony
Envy
Greed
Sloth
Wrath
and Pride (who we haven't seen yet)
Finally all 7 has gathered. All hell is about to break loose. The Elric brothers have finally discovered the secret of the Homunculus! Will Edward be able to fight his master's son? Who knows! I sure don't! And since Full Metal Alchemist has been licensed I won't know for awhile! Damn you Anime! Damn you all!!!!!

Here's a tip: Don't trust generalized statements.

A scientist went into his lab one day and noticed his test monkey reading a couple of books. In one hand, the monkey was holding the bible. In the other, the monkey was holding Darwin's book on evolution. The monkey was switching between the two with a confused look on it's face.
"What's the matter?" Asked the scientist.
The monkey replied, "I'm not sure: am I my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother?"

That's another joke courtesy of my uncle Sam. It's good stuff.

I'm currently on Day Four of re-installing the OS and software on my parents computer. Currently, it is a Lean, Mean, as-fast-as-this-thing-will-get machine, and on Windows 98 First Edition if you can believe it. All security updates are installed, I've installed several multimedia enhancements, but I still need to install the software that they want (Like, photo software, greeting card software, blah blah blah). It wouldn't have taken this long, but I have been busy downloading stuff on our dial-up: I estimate I've downloaded 150 Megs of software just to get this thing as up to date as possible, which includes installing IE6 and DirectX 9, and by themselves they are time-killers, [ rest of rant edited due to unhealty levels of Boring ] and I still have more to do.

I sort of made a bad mistake today: I farmed the wrong field. Whoops. At least there wasn't anything planted there, and luckily it was our field. The only thing that happened was I ruined several hundred dollars worth of chemical treatments to the field, but still... you just feel dumb when you do that. At least it wasn't anything bad like driving a farming implement into the doors of a quanset. No, wait. That was me too. Several years ago. But at least I didn't... Oh right, that one's mine too. Now I feel worse. I'll think of some jokes... Heheh, that one's good... hee hee... I like that one too... Ok, I'm all better now. Until next time everybody, and remember: I can't ever write a short post.

Full Metal Alchemist to Debut on Cartoon Network This Fall!!!!

Full Metal Alchemist on Adult Swim
And now I know its a 52 episode series. Awesome! I can't wait for it to get here. It is such an awesome show. Great I tell ya, great!!!!

Count of Monte Cristo ANIME!!!!!

I thought it was really funny that they're makeing a Count of Monte Cristo anime!!

The Frist Day of Work

The first day of work was a lot of standing around doning nothing. Still don't know what I am doing hoping this gets cleared up in a week or two. Today is a new day so I hope it will go better.

things are looking up

well im in such a great mood i feel the need to tell everyone.... tonight.... i was able to gain enough guts to ask this girl out to dinner and she said yes so yes things are looking up in my world and a little brighter


EDIT:.......i guess i need to start proof reading before i post