Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! Whats up my peeps? I have finally gotten a job and worked one day. The squirrels can no longer hold me back from my plans to defeat their plans that they are planning to use when they plan on using their "Taking over the world" plan. They are still pissed about me putting their whole invasion of our world online, in that website I never learned how to make. But now I will have the funding and the transportation to try and start my counter-strike revolution. The funding will come from my paychecks at Pizza Hut and the counter-strike will be my car as I run over the squirrels while delivering the pizza to get my paycheck from Pizza Hut. There will be no stop to me this time. I will have those rebel squirrels and get back the stolen plans for my death squirrel star that they stole and are now modifiiing to use on humans. They will not inslave this race or our people just to send us to Mars where we will have to mine acorns for them. Victory will be mine and then the world will have to send me a very nice thank you card.
Sunday, July 18, 2004
Jon The Great is back!
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Pizza Hut? Yes! As long as it wasn't that other pizza place, Domino's, or whatever. Just imagining the three meat pizza, with cheese stuffed crust, and those sticks of bread, whatever they're called. Man, I'm so hungry right now.
Viva la counter-revolution!
I'm hungry too. And tired...
Hey Jon, your plan is great and all, but don't forget to pay me back when you get your first paycheck.
Does this mean we will get free pizza????
-Brian
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