Monday, July 12, 2004

What Happened Before the Big Bang? : Paul Davies

If you read What Happened Before the Big Bang?, you will find out that, in fact, the entire universe is a piece of gum. Or something, I can't understand where I left my shoes, let alone this.

Seriously, I found this to wrap everything up into a neat little package, which then explodes. And you should take my word on that, since I have the credentials to know everything. That's why everyone calls me "Oracle"... or maybe it was "Urkel", but I have a hard time hearing, and I think the guy that called me that was blind because I'm Caucasian.

I still have a few questions, like "What about the other 7 dimensions?", "Does motion define time, or does time define motion?" and "Who will be the next $10,000 winner of AFV?"

2 comments:

paul said...

hmm big bang. like we know what happened 10 billion years ago, but hey if we say we do we sound smart.

Jon said...

I had a big bang once. It hurt my head, but the wall was just fine.