Wow, so much blogging...

...Oh, wait. I mean absolutely no blogging whatsoever.

And I'm sorry for that. The fact of the matter is, now that I'm here, I have something better than blogging. It's called talking. Face-to-face.

But that's about to change. I just won ten million dollars, and all I had to do was be in it to win it.

Ok, I lied about that. However, I did just saved your life tonight without you knowing it, as well as thousands of others by foiling a huge underground network of smuggling explosive ninjas.

Ok, I lied about that too. But the important thing is that it was more interesting than what really happened.

I've just now figured out why I blog less. Sorry to waste your time.