You think your video game collection is impressive? Check out this guy's. Needless to say, I'd like to become his friend.
Saturday, June 18, 2005
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You think your video game collection is impressive? Check out this guy's. Needless to say, I'd like to become his friend.
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Redsaz
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he looks like he lives at Game Stop.
chances of him having a girlfriend: 1 in a billion (unless he has that much money) ;)
Let's hope he doesn't have a girlfriend: He's married.
He spends only $100 a month on games.
She collects books.
Hi. This is Shayne's cousin Candi. This comment really has nothing to do with Gibby's Game Room, though it is spectacular. I was going through some old papers today and ran across something that Shayne's college pals might like to see. Here is Shayne's translation of Shakespeare's 18th Sonnet:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
-Will you give me permission to call you really hot?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
-But you're more than really hot, you're like, super mega hot.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May.
-You're so hot that you blow me away.
And summer's lease hath all too short a date.
-I'd spend all summer looking at your hot body, but I have a job.
Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines.
-Sometimes the day is so dry that I can't blinkh unless I use some Visine.
And often in his gold complexion dimmed,
-But I need to blink or I'll go blind,
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
-Unfortunately, as you get older, you'll get the complexion of a melted candle,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimmmed.
-Most likely from the sun's intense UV rays and because you forgot to wear sun block.
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
-However, you'll always look super mega hot to me because I took pictures,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest,
-And please don't steal them because I paid for the film,
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
-And I might break my neck from the long fall from the tree if I snap some replacements,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st.
-They'll be mine forever to look at so I don't need you anymore.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
-As long as I'm alive and I can still see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
-These pictures will suffice for my fantasy.
So there you go... yet another glimpse into the interworkings of Shayne's ever-surprising mind.
LOL. that's awesome. shayne, i think you need to go back in time and kill shakespeare and then impersonate him and write all of his stuff that way...just imagine how the world would change if shayne riley wrote julius ceasar?
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