Alex Chiu's Eternal Life Device

So, you want to live forever? I don't want to spoil anything, but here's the answer: Magnets.

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Yup. Magnets, by jove. But don't go all willy-nilly with them. As it turns out, if you don't make the eternal life rings correctly (he explains how to make them), then you'll get sick within hours. I expect if you wear the mal-magnet rings for even longer periods, you'd probably explode. Just a guess.

But don't stop there! Get the footwear too!

And here I was, eating healthy, exercising right, sleeping proper amounts, treating cuts with anti-diseasing agents, having proper hygene... JUST TO POSSIBLY EXTEND MY LIFE, when all I needed was some magnetic rings to rule them all.