The Sneeze - Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions.

So I was looking up why the FedEx truck has an arrow in it (Don't ask me why I thought that was a good thing to research), and I found this neat blog, The Sneeze - Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions. Anyways, lots of great comic goodness is dispensed on this website, but my favorite section is the collection of jokes from his five-year-old son. The author prepares you though: These jokes themselves are not funny. At all. Don't apply any logic to them, it just ruins the awesomeness of the joke. Trust me.

So, when you read them, I suggest you get a friend that actually likes stupid humor (this is KEY!), and read them as the creator of the joke intended: As if it was the most hilarious thing you've ever heard. EVER. My sides were thoroughly split after reading them this way.

Oh yeah, and the website also points to a neat article of a neat, almost Grizwaldish, Christmas lights display. Hey, anything with the Trans-Siberian Orchestra has got to be good. Watch it here.

Have a good Christmas everybody!