Paul has left me, and journeyed through the trackless wastes of Mordor alone...oh wait, he went to Lincoln...at any rate, i am now alone with my parents. (pause for effect). and i start my job tomorrow at 7 in the morning. i'm not even sure if the sun is up by then...i know it is by ten. and finally, the swimming pool isn't even open yet! the forces of darkness will cover the land and humanity will be destroyed...
Monday, May 31, 2004
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Wow, you sure do have a gift of blowing things out of proportion. Maybe you should apply for a job at the New York Times.
Let me give it a try:
before:
I ate a bean burrito the other day, it gave me gas.
after:
With the powers of digestion I consumed wholy the staple food of the Mexican culture. The magical treat instilled in me the power of a thousand winds.
Hey, that sounds much better! I'm not so bad myself.
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