Brent's Humor Co. Online

The kind of conversations I used to have with my friends back in Virginia Tech:

brrobin1: Hey Adam this is Brent is Brent there?
brrobin1: this is Brent with the Anime that is, looking for Brent Smith
DinkMeekerv3: yes, he is here
DinkMeekerv3: hehe
DinkMeekerv3: one sec
DinkMeekerv3: yes, this is brent
brrobin1: you doing physics?
DinkMeekerv3: yeah
brrobin1: k, then taste Anwar's wrath
DinkMeekerv3: fuxx0r
brrobin1: what problem are you on
DinkMeekerv3: or something
brrobin1: because it's soon to change to problem number Fatality
DinkMeekerv3: we've done bits and peices
brrobin1: Finish Him!
DinkMeekerv3: OH NO!
DinkMeekerv3: pieces*
brrobin1: Bit's and Pieces of you will be strewn about the room, shortly
DinkMeekerv3: You ass
brrobin1: My mighty engines of war and wrath come forth to smite thee!
brrobin1: Cast down thine weapons and be sav'd from my fury!
DinkMeekerv3: Mine fate alteration engine has been activated... Thine weapons are useless
brrobin1: Surrend'r now, or I shal rape thy women, steal thy daughters and salt thy crops
brrobin1: Let flow the bitter tears of sorrow!
brrobin1: Forward men, to vict'ry!
DinkMeekerv3: NEVER, in the name of the almighty Täuber!
brrobin1: Let a bloodbath of particles reign!
brrobin1: Newtonian Particles!
brrobin1: We shall make hav'c terr'r and werr!
brrobin1: Werr!
brrobin1: WERR!
DinkMeekerv3: ARRR, matey... Ye shall suffer the unfathomable torment of the 3rd Astral Plane!
brrobin1: Narrr, narr, I'll keelhaul the bastards long afore then!
brrobin1: Anwars, 4:19 "And shall the seas flow red with the blood of those hauled upon the length of the keel."
brrobin1: Fly my minions fly
brrobin1: Anwars, 4:20 "Let fly the nanocannons."
DinkMeekerv3: "And so it came to pass that 88 dallons of blood were spilt during the fortnight, and the Demons of Perdition were loosed upon the world"
brrobin1: Anwars 4:21 "Let not liquid measures be taken in Dallons, for it is an abomination."
brrobin1: Dallons shall only be used to measure the quatity of liquid doubloons one posesses
DinkMeekerv3: "And thus began the great 'Unit War' of 102 E.L. which lasted for 14 decades"
brrobin1: NEVER, EONS fool EONS
brrobin1: 14 short eons
DinkMeekerv3: Verily, I say to thee
brrobin1: oh and METRIC must perish from this earth, I shall make it as if this cancer on the human race never existed
brrobin1: My agents are all ready at work
DinkMeekerv3: With this I agree, for METRIC is an abomination forced upon us by the whores of Europe
brrobin1: /jihad on
brrobin1: die evil metric
brrobin1: oh and btw you know that chair you are sitting in?
brrobin1: it has a shiv
DinkMeekerv3: OH NO!
brrobin1: die spy of metric
DinkMeekerv3: The chair had a shiv!
brrobin1: and now you do
brrobin1: 2 inches into your flesh
DinkMeekerv3: Nay, for my flesh is impervious to the shiv
brrobin1: NOOOO, defeat how I loath thee
DinkMeekerv3: MUAHAHA
brrobin1: blast
DinkMeekerv3: oh, Adam watched all the Trigun eps already... He's going to re-watch them if he doesn't get the next 5
brrobin1: ok, well he is going to walk his ass over here and sign away the rights to his screen name if he wants the next CD
brrobin1: cause this is Brent and I am going to post this
DinkMeekerv3: OH NO! THE POST HAD A SHIV
brrobin1: damn, how do you see through my attacks so easily
brrobin1: I am like a window to your superior shiv technique
DinkMeekerv3: HAHA! I can transparentize any shiv attack
DinkMeekerv3: Cloak of Apathy (+3 to shiv attacks)
DinkMeekerv3: *shiv attack defense
DinkMeekerv3: ok, he's going back
brrobin1: yes but my shirt of apathy has a plus 6 to not giving a fuck
brrobin1: ok