stalk or be stalked

ive decided im going to stalk myself... i think everyone should stalk theirselves it would be so much fun waiting for yourself to go in that certain room at that certain time..... then try and explain to someone who your waiting for in that bush then all of a sudden you realized you miss you going into that room all becasue of that stupid person who stopped to ask you what you were doing in that bush...... because now your late for your meeting