And lovin' you... is easy, 'cause you're beautiful.

Pick up lines everywhere! That must mean love is in the air... and it's not even Feb. 14th yet! (I abbr. Feb. because I have no idea how to spell the second month of the year, what, with that weird extra "r" floating in there somewhere. I'll give it a try: Ferburaryrer.)

Anyways, I thought I'd throw in some of my own lines, just to help out my fellow men. I say men, because women only need one line: "Got cash?"

Here we go:
"I took one look at you, and I almost went blind. Of all the women in this bar, your pepper spray is the strongest."

"I fell in love at first sight twice... I have astigmatism."

"I try to find the best in people. You sure don't sweat much for a fat lady."

... Ok, so the last one was borrowed from a joke, but it's still easily applicable to being a pick up line.

Hmm. Maybe this is why I'm still single.... Nope, nope, it's them, definately them.

Let's go to a different topic.

Worms Armaggedon is a great game, one that everyone can learn to enjoy. Worms World Party even. We need to play it more. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

That's it.