Sunday, May 23, 2004

I have nothing to talk about! Whee!

I've now updated links and pages of the music video in my ShayneCo.tk website. Now you don't have to search the blog posts to find the link, which is nice.

I'm also still busy working on organizing my room. All of that stuff I had, scrunched into a smaller 12x12 room, all of that uneaten food... I must be slipping.

I just now realized this, but my blogs will probably go downhill from here. I'm not doing anything exciting, so there's only one solution: I must fake all accounts of my life over the summer. Here's a peek of things to come:

...It was then I realized there was something odd about her: She had an extra kidney. That explained everything. The mad scientist car chases. Being on the run from the "extra-body part" cartel. And finally, the ability to ride in a car for 18 hours without once having to go to the bathroom. Then it hit me: This was the woman of my dreams... and of my mediocritest nightmares. She also had a hump in her back like a camel, and a face to match. It was too bad that we were on opposite sides of "the war," and that she was hunting me and I was hunting her...

Now here is a glimpse of my real life:
...So now I'm cleaning the beds of pick-ups (also known as trucks to city-folk), and it was lucky for me that now the hot-temperature pressure washer was fixed to make an easy job of cleaning the grease and diesel fuel from the back. We are also getting some ammonia tanks ready for farming, which is also a greasy job, since we're putting new wheel-bearings in every hub...

Which would you prefer? I choose the former. Full of suspense and intrigue, you'll never know what'll happen next! What is "the war," and why is it going on? Was she the result of the enemy's genetic experiments, or was the extra kidney just something that runs in the family?

1 comment:

Lester said...

I like all your stories man. They make me want to head butt my wall, except that hurts.