yeah, so i've been imprisoned in this gulag camp in northern siberia...apparently, putin didn't like what i said about his mother the other day...and i've been doing the usual, mining uranium, getting frostbite, etc. it's tough to communicate with the outside world here, and if i get caught they'll probably chop off an ear or something, but i thought i'd just drop a note to say hi to everybody. (just a sidenote: i'm not actually in siberia, i'm baking cookies and slowly becoming senile in macksville)
Sunday, May 23, 2004
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That sounds like an awesome summer camp. Infidels! Jihad!*
*The author of this comment is all-American. It was merrily a satire on the state of our nation's affairs with countries whose governments are mostly controlled by radical religion**. Please, no need to go all Patriot Act on me.
**If you are from a government that might have these leaders, then *oops*! My bad! Hey, here's an idea: how about setting something on fire, or some other activity that is equally constructive? Seriously people, Iatola Mummblyjoe (whatever you call him) doesn't know what's real anymore. Over here, we gave up worshipping our leaders years ago and we couldn't be happier.
P.S. I would also like some cookies.
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