Internet Piracy

So...I was really bored. This is a picture of an Internet Pirate (the surfer) "surfing" the net and, consequently attacking Bill Gates and his Titanic Windows (for you physics geeks, Bill's body is an AND gate, hence "Gates"). Note how the grappling hook is actually ethernet cords. Yeah, it was all Paul's idea. Really it was. You think I can come up with this stuff on my own? I mean, without acid? 

sup

Lester Snowman

Merry Christmas!!!

From a really creepy Lester Snowman.

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I have too much time on my hands.....

Happy Holidays!

What a ride!

Well, the last semester is practically at its end for me. I've finally taken all the classes I need to in order to get that sweet, sweet honey that is a degree. Specifically in Computer Science. It's been quite a ride, and I must say that I have amassed quite a collection of experiences. Oh yeah, I also learned things inside class too, but the neat thing about college is that people who went to college usually remember everything else EXCEPT for the actual classes themselves.

These past 3.5 years were great. It has been an honor to know all the people that I call friends, even if they did do some weird stuff to my MSN IM name. It was quite a ride, and I was lucky enough not to hurl or get stuck next to a screamer. I would call the ride Cobra9000, the twistiest and speediest track this side of the Rio Grande! Watch out, it's gonna getcha! The ride would also be operated by a bunch of hicks, apparently. But it is the people inside the ride that are important, not the operators.

I think I lost track of the point inside that last paragraph somewhere. Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that I wouldn't trade this experience for anything in the world, even if it were possible without the intense brain surgery and a high probability of brain damage that would make it possible to trade the experience for something else, like possibly the super power of seeing 12 seconds into the future. Yeah.

The WAR

A war has started. That is the war of students agaisnt the evil rule of the tyrant Cartwells. The evil tyrant has taken advange of us long enought it is time to rise up and show evil that good will win. The leader has come to us. All we must do is follow. (if you did not get the pun read the part about the leader again and think about it) On a more real side, please write Hammond, the leader, or stop by the res life office and tell them why you do not like the food Cartwells makes. Close your eyes and let the good food roll on.

The Sneeze - Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions.

So I was looking up why the FedEx truck has an arrow in it (Don't ask me why I thought that was a good thing to research), and I found this neat blog, The Sneeze - Half zine. Half blog. Half not good with fractions. Anyways, lots of great comic goodness is dispensed on this website, but my favorite section is the collection of jokes from his five-year-old son. The author prepares you though: These jokes themselves are not funny. At all. Don't apply any logic to them, it just ruins the awesomeness of the joke. Trust me.

So, when you read them, I suggest you get a friend that actually likes stupid humor (this is KEY!), and read them as the creator of the joke intended: As if it was the most hilarious thing you've ever heard. EVER. My sides were thoroughly split after reading them this way.

Oh yeah, and the website also points to a neat article of a neat, almost Grizwaldish, Christmas lights display. Hey, anything with the Trans-Siberian Orchestra has got to be good. Watch it here.

Have a good Christmas everybody!

DataGalaxy - Legal Torrents Site!

Data Galaxy

Hey Shayne, I thought you might be interested in this. Its a torrent site that only contains legal stuff. Basicly it means you can download whatever you want from this site (demos, games, whatever) and not worry about breaking the law.

Anywho, that's all, hopefully you'll enjoy it (and anyone else that's interested...).

Alex Chiu's Eternal Life Device

So, you want to live forever? I don't want to spoil anything, but here's the answer: Magnets.

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Yup. Magnets, by jove. But don't go all willy-nilly with them. As it turns out, if you don't make the eternal life rings correctly (he explains how to make them), then you'll get sick within hours. I expect if you wear the mal-magnet rings for even longer periods, you'd probably explode. Just a guess.

But don't stop there! Get the footwear too!

And here I was, eating healthy, exercising right, sleeping proper amounts, treating cuts with anti-diseasing agents, having proper hygene... JUST TO POSSIBLY EXTEND MY LIFE, when all I needed was some magnetic rings to rule them all.

Merry Christmas

 

Happy Thanksgiving

The bird is in the oven, the relatives have converged upon the house, and someone almost died this morning when the M&M float knocked down a streetlight at the annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Family, food, and fatalities...It must be the holidays! I'm currently the only person under 50 in the house...if I'm lucky I'll get to sit at the adults table for dinner; I have a stake in that 21 lb turkey. Happy holidays.

MuffinFilms

MuffinFilms, as the name suggests, is a collection of films dedicated to muffins. A dozen films, in fact. Some funny ones too, I must add.

You should really go there and watch all of them yourself (the entire process is about 5 minutes). My favorites are 1. HUNGRY!, 2. psst..., 6. The Muffin Tree (Especially this one!), 8. Feed Me (interactive!), and 12. MufFinale, although you really should reserve that one until you've watched all the episodes.

I will never look at muffins the same way again. Amy Winfrey: Person with an odd sense of humor.

Wired News: Riya Eases Pain of Pile of Pix

Riya software recognizes faces. Interesting read. I'd try it out, but... you know.

Oh yeah, and as a double blog feature, make sure to check out spamgourmet, a method of giving a website that insists on needing your email address an actual address. Once you get the information you need... kill it. It forwards the email to any real account that you have, so it isn't exactly like another email address, but more of a path to your real address that you can shut off once you don't want people emailing you anymore.

Bring back the golden oldies! Oh wait i am

http://www.freeoldies.com/

PhotoMann Travel Photgraphy - Images of Japanese Vending Machines

they got it all here


PhotoMann Travel Photgraphy - Images of Japanese Vending Machines

!!! BREAD IS DANGEROUS !!!

Research on bread indicates that:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!

6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.

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In light of these frightening statistics, it has been proposed that the following bread restrictions be made:

1. No sale of bread to minors.
2. A nationwide "Just Say No To Toast" campaign, complete celebrity TV spots and bumper stickers.
3. A 300 percent federal tax on all bread to pay for all the societal ills we might associate with bread.
4. No animal or human images, nor any primary colors (which may appeal to children) may be used to promote bread usage.
5. The establishment of "Bread-free" zones around schools.

This article was written by B.S. Wheatberry in a desert after consuming mass quantities of yeast bread then realizing his canteen was empty. (seriously :P )

the great wall lives again

now open with new ownership the Great Wall buffet is now open again !!!

From VA

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!

tweaking my desktop

ok ive been playing with a few programs and ive been able to do great things the programs a i used and not free but can be purchased at StarDock they are called windowblinds and iconpackager great programs. Also the side bar is part of Samurize.

Poke the Penguin

Poke the Penguin

BBC - Radio 4 - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - The Adventure Game

Don't panic at all justfigure out how to win


BBC - Radio 4 - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - The Adventure Game

proof that there is no physics just a bunch of crap that some dick made up

http://www.cs.wisc.edu/~kovar/hall.html

Living it up in VA

I really didn't have anything to blog about, I just wanted to say hello to everyone.

HELLO EVERYONE!!!

Take care.

My podcast blog

biebs podcast

StumbleUpon: The best thing that has ever wasted my time.

StumbleUpon is neat: I click a button, and it randomly finds a page that includes one or more of my favorite topics. The number of my bookmarks has at least doubled since I started using it almost a fortnight ago. A FORTNIGHT!

Setting it up is simple, especially if you have the Firefox browser. Simply go to the StumbleUpon extention page and the download the extention, and then enter a username, city, age, gender, and the email address (at the bottom of the page) to send the password info to. Don't worry, there's no chance of spam or spyware. Don't forget to check the boxes of the things you like.
If you are an Internet Explorer user, you can the the IE StumbleUpon toolbar instead, if you want.

Once that step is done, you can click on "Stumble!" and start tripping around the 'net. You'll most likely visit some sites you've visited before, but don't worry, keep stumbling. Don't forget to click on the "I like it!" and "Not-for-me" buttons to train StumbleUpon according to your interests and other like-minded people.

Like I've been saying, I'm hooked. And if you find a site that others might like, don't forget to blog it.

TotL.net Human Virus Scanner

TotL.net Human Virus Scanner. Viruses with memes. Very interesting. Take the test! You'll find out what you already know about yourself.

Bore Me - Make your own Bush speech - Speech writing made easy

Now you can write Bush speeches.

Uh, yeah. Just go. Its fun.

Update:
I put the link in the post so that you can do it now.

Eh, bored and thought it was interesting

The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm) Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet. We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what. Your exact opposite: The 5-Night Stand Deliberate Brutal Sex Master On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold. More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not. ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: Ryoma83

Hahaha, can't wait till I become the Man Next Door. Boy do I love to be creepy.

GotOrioN.com - Remember Kids... Guns Don't Kill People, Dangerous Minorities Do!

GotOrioN.com - Remember Kids... Guns Don't Kill People, Dangerous Minorities Do!

Jones Soda Mania

Hey you guys, I posted a photo on Jones Soda, so please vote for me!!!

Orbiter - A free space flight simulator

Orbiter - A free space flight simulator

Do You Like Dolphins?

Military trained dophins are on the loose! They're equiped with poison darts and trained to shoot at people in wetsuits. So, if you're in the Gulf of Mexico area, beware of dolphins. Also, even bigger news about the dolphins! Could this be the end of mankind?

William Shatner Performs "Rocket Man"

Bill's interpretation of Rocket Man is funny all by itself, but it made me appreciate the attention to detail in Stewie's spoof on Family Guy. Great stuff.

Heat Vision and Jack

The Unoffical Heat Vision and Jack Fansite is apparently one of many websites promoting this cult hit TV show.

Some things you need to know
Jack Black plays an astronaut, and is now the world's smartest man.
Owen Wilson plays the voice of his motorcycle: The motorcycle with the mind of his unemployed roommate.
Ben Stiller is the director (He IS the director, he doesn't play one on the show).
... well, that is to say they did: this show was passed up by FOX in 1999, or something.

I checked out the introduction for the show (click on Jack Black's face in the upper left corner), and I must say it showed quite a bit of promise if you get the joke: It is supposed to be cheesy. I know, I know... you probably already knew that. Some people don't. Humor in the form of everything being cheesy is sometimes hard to detect by some, and that's ok, you're probably higher class than me so at least you've got moneys.

More NY Stories.

While I was in New York I didn't get to go sight seeing too much, which kind of sucked, but I did get to see the Museum of Modern Arts. That was really exciting. I got to see a lot of famous art works by Picasso, Vincent Van Gogh (Starry Night was especially quite moving in real life), Seurat, Monet, and many, many more. I really wish I had my camera (and that it wasn't broken), cause they let you take pictures there.
One of the places we ate at was a Brazilian all you can eat B-B-Q place (and don't let the name fool you, it was high quality). It was soooo awesome, if you ever see one I recommend you go! But go for lunch, dinner is really expensive.
At night time, we usually went from bar to bar looking for live bands. One of the "bands" we saw was a one man band pretty much. It was this Irish guy with an electric acoustic guitar, a few effect pedals, and a loop pedal. Basically he'll play a part and the loop pedal records it and loops it so he can play a different part on the guitar at the same time. He would also record himself banging on the guitar to simulate drums (he'd hit it in different parts to get different sounds). And if he needed backing vocals, he'd sing into the guitar and it would record that and he'd sing to that. It was a really awesome show! Plus I really liked a lot of his songs.
We also saw another band called The Sick F*cks. They were totally not what we expected, I mean with a name like that, you'd think it was some hardcore metal band or something. You wouldn't expect a punk band that consisted of a bunch of 50 year old guys (and two female singers). One of the guys had a really short shorts on, stockings, and lipstick. I know it sounds creepy, but if you saw it you would have laughed! It was an unexpectedly good show. You should look them up sometime!
Well, if I think of other stories I forgot to mention that are worth mentioning I'll blog them later, for now, this is it! Hope you enjoyed the stories......

Funnies

Anwar the Great kindly requested me to mention this to people of my acquintance. He has some pretty cool comics in there somewhere.

The Opera Internet browser is now free.

Opera, for those who don't know about it, is a very nice browser, and for years you had to pay to use it, or get the free version without the ad-banner. Well, no longer, sonny! Get the free version!

Opera is awesome. I should use it more often, but I keep forgetting to. Good reasons to use it:

• It's fast. Often able to render things quicker than IE or Firefox.
• It's more secure than IE (definately) or Firefox (I think...).
• Built in support for gmail.
• email and rss client.
  
• Probably other stuff.

What's that? You use linux? Well, the download is available for a suprising amount of distros, as well (mostly the good ones).

Let the good times roll. Advertisement over.

OK, some NY stories

As I have promised, here are some of my stories of New York.

We've all seen movies and know how big New York is supposed to be. Well, let me tell you those movies do not prepare you for the sheer size of the City. The enormous buildings really belittle you, makes you feel very insignificant. I was really amazed as I drove into the City.
Oh yeah, another thing, DON'T EVER DRIVE TO NEW YORK! Well, at least into New York. My God! Worst place EVER to drive. It really sucked. It takes at least 30 min of just driving around in circles just to find a parking space. And just about every street is a one way... Really sucks.
Anywho, back to the stories. I went to go visit my sister and her boyfriend, and they're both officers in the Navy, and haven't had a chance to really spend their money till now...so that means they are loaded. They are spending as much money as possible. I mean, every night we ate at the best restaurants we could find and so on and so on. My favorite was when we got the bill Dora puts a $100 bill in the bill folder thingy, and hands it to the waiter and says "we don't need any change." So I asked her how much the bill was, her reply: "I don't know..."
While we were eating pizza as a late night snack (Its NY, you have to have pizza), two homeless guys come up to us and says "Hi, um, well, basically, we're both homeless, and we were hoping to raise enough money so that we could buy ourselves some beer." My sister's reply: "Wow, I'm really impressed with your guy's honesty, I'll tell you what, tell me what beers you guys want and I'll buy it for you." And so my sister helps the homeless people with their alcoholism. She's a great sister.
While we were walking around, we saw a couple guys sniffing cocaine in a phone booth. I just thought that was something you usually don't see (unless you live in New York, obviously).
I'm sure there's more stories, but I can't think of them right now, and I already wrote more than I usually do, so I'll stop here. Once I remember more interesting stories, I'll blog them. This is it for now, hope you guys found this somewhat interesting............

revolution teaser

video

now evryone can download the teaser but only the low-res one you have to be an IGN Insider to download the hi-res video which i have downloaded if any one would like to view it.

EDIT: oops guess i should have read the comments before posting this didnt realize shayne had already posted.

this is how you control the revolution

the controller

this is insane

Holy Crap New York

New York is CRAY! So crazy that I forgot to put the 'z' in the word crazy.

I'll blog some stories about NY when I feel less lazy. But here is a list of things I saw:
A lot of gay people
some people doing cocain in a phone booth
really good food
crazy bands
Jack Johnson
homeless people
fish fish fish fish fish fish fish

.......yeah, stories.....later

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

thats right tomarrow OH YEHA!

A thing worth a bloging

So Iraqi has a nice start to their new constitution. What do you think? For the whole thing see Iraqi for the wiki

"We the sons of Mesopotamia, land of the prophets, resting place of the holy imams, the leaders of civilization and the creators of the alphabet, the cradle of arithmetic: on our land, the first law put in place by mankind was written; in our nation, the most noble era of justice in the politics of nations was laid down; on our soil, the followers of the prophet and the saints prayed, the philosophers and the scientists theorized and the writers and poets created"

Buzz Sutherland: One funny man.

So Buzz Sutherland came to Fort Hays State University, and entertained a nice portion of the FHSU student body. He had some hilarious stuff, and for the life of me I can't remember it. The things I do remember, however, are his expressions and actions, which are hard to put down on paper and maintain the comicness of it all. The other things that I do remember, are perhaps a little too off color for this blog. Especially his Donald Duck routine, which is among some of his more popular stuff. Buzz Sutherland is to Donald Duck as Jeff Foxworthy is to Redneck stuff.

I can tell you, however, that I was involved in the show. Because he didn't ask my name, nor particularly care, he simply refered to me as Tator-Tot after I came up on stage (well, not so much a stage as it is a step. This was in Chuck's Place in Wiest Hall), and the other... huge... guy was known as Mountain something or other. The name escapes me for the moment.

Needless to say, he taught us some very slick dance moves. Here's all you need to know:
Get a confused look on your face.
Act like you're riding a horse.
Wiggle your head in a circular fashion.
...And I think there's more. Long story short, though, I managed to make the women swoon. No, wait, it was laugh hysterically.

But he did keep me onstage for the special light-pens-up-the-nose performed to the song, Duelling Banjos. He even let me keep the light pens!

So, in summary, Buzz Sutherland is funny.

FUSION BOY STRIKES AGAIN

so this guy built a tabletop fusion device.."fusor" ...when he was a freshman in high school.

a wallpaper tribute

click here to get teh full version

i was bored decided to play in photoshop the other night.

melt it off allergy

I was rummaging around my Gmail's spam box, checking to see if it had filtered some important non-spam into the box (it didn't), when an odd subject line caught my eye:

melt it off allergy

This isn't funny in-and-of itself, you need to hear it as my brain was reading it off to me:

Say it commandingly, matter-of-factly, and with energy, like an infomercial salesperson would say it, and as if the message was addressed to a man named Allergy: "Melt it off, Allergy!"

My interest piqued, I open the message:

want skinny? lymphoma

...What?! I pondered this for a moment.
Let me get this straight: Instead of selling me pills, their mode of weight loss is disease? They never even told me anything was for sale, so I thought it was just friendly advice.

Nope. It turns out the hyperlink that (was) contained in these next lines points me to the store:

A
whats new with you boyfriend

Of course! It was so obvious! What really hurts, though, is that the store wasn't peddling lymphoma, as the email led me to believe, but rather Meta Gen, a pill that has nothing to do with disease. Probably.

Finally, the email concludes with a rather deep philosophical message:

Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be

Mmm... how true. It's as true today as when it was written.

By the way, I did look up lymphoma. I looked at a certain, non-cancerous* version known as Hodgkin's Disease, which can, in fact, have the symptom of weight loss, and can also include low-grade fever, night sweats, itchy skin, or fatigue. From what I'm reading, it's among the better of diseases to have, if one is in the need for shedding those extra pounds, without worring about proper diet or exercise. Hey, it even gives the user an excuse to not exercise; he's fatigued!

Update!
* Correction: I misread the line. It turns out that Hodgkin's Disease IS cancerous. Whoops. Totally wrong on my part. Taking this new fact into account, I've decided to retract my statement that you should get Hodgkin's Disease, for weight loss at least.

You guys are awesome

Hey, just wanted to say thanks to Shayne and Paul for letting me stay in your guys' room, and to everyone else for hanging out with me and having fun and stuff.

Oh, and Jessie, seems you have a fan in Newport News, VA.



I thought it was funny

Pool Hours

M-F: 12:30-1:20
M-TH: 4:30-6:20
F: 4:30-5:45
S&S:1:00-3:20

This is in case I lose my post-it note that has this vital information. Oh and we're gonna try to go swimming sometime this weekend.

Google Talk

google talk not as kewl as trillian but its neat in itself

new computer specs oh yeah

my new computer.... just ordered my parts yeaturday!

ATI RADEON 9800PRO 256M AGP - video card

DDR CRSR 512MB X2 KIT|VS1GBKIT400 - gig of ram

HDD MAXTOR|16M EIDE 7200 6L200R0 - 200 gig HD

MB CHTECH ULi M1689 S1689 - mobo

CPU AMD 64 |3000 ATHLON 64 939P RT - CPU 1.8Ghz (but preforms as well as a 2.8Ghz p4)

NEC 16X DVDRW DL ND-3540A BLACK RT - DL dvd burner

CASE POWMAX|CP0327PL-4 400W WINDW - bad ass case

there you go this is the biebs bad ass computer oh yeah .....

Recovering from Vacation

We're back! And for those of you who didn't realize it, my family was on vacation last week. Vacation meaning: lots of driving through empty, desolate lands (Nebraska), talking to lots of old people I didn't know (Mom's relatives), eating LOTS of food (Grandma's cooking), a trip to the mountains, seeing even more relatives, and other random stuff I can't seem to remember right now. I think shopping was involved at one time as I seem to have procured two pairs of shoes and sundry other items. Ooops.
Well that's all, except for this one last thing: Dad was just looking in the phone book and discovered someone with the last name of Batman. How cool is that? Of course, in reality it would kind of suck. Ms. Jessie Batman. It just doesn't go (sigh).
Oh and I'm moving up on Thursday morning. I think.

My Tire Died

First my starter stops working in my truck (somewhat ironic), and now my tire broke, so now I have to get it replaced. Though I'm lucky none of this happened on my trip to Va. And we're moving to a new apartment friday and all too. Well, good thing it happened now I guess. I'm going to be so poor.

Do YOU believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

to reverse global warming, we need to recruit more pirates.

Greetings from Virginia

Hey, I just wanted to say thanks to everyone for being there for me when I needed you guys. I'm doing great and enjoying Virginia. Hope you all are doing good as well.

By the way, just in case no ones heard, they found a new planet in our solar system, its bigger than Pluto, and has about the same surface. Its about 97 times farther than earth is from the sun.

Jessie is returning to campus. Eventually.

2 weeks until the dorms open! I bet you guys are counting down the days until I get back.... ;)

training and a zoo

well im leaving again for a few days ...im going to omaha nebraska for the next three dayz im also goign to get to go to the zoo while im there i plan on taking alot of photos .....

The group shot: From left to right: Shayne, Paul, Lester, Jon, Logan, and guitar.

It has been good

Today was one of those days we don't like to have often. It has been along time in the waiting for our good friend Lester to have moved on. I personally never thought this day would actually come to pass but in the back of my mind I knew it would. I know there were other doubters that thought he might not actually leave and in the end we were all surprized in the end. I knew Lester since he came here to Kansas pretty much from the beginning and went through a lot of good times with him and his crazy antics. There were times where he had pissed everyone off and times where he could bring everyone one together with his passion for anime. In short, I am going to miss him. We all know that eventually we will all have to move on and Lester has taken the first steps to doing so...
Best of Luck and Happy Travels,
Jon

20 min mario 64

this is insane

OMG! ...=-O

I LOVE SCRAT

Ice Age 2

Hair Cut

I cut my hair today (with some help from Paul!). Its awesome, I look totally sexy (even though no one else really agrees.....). I swear I'm not gay.

Microsoft Windows Vista

Microsoft Windows Vista

the offical site

Windows Vista

Windows Vista

the offical name of "longhorn" Windows Vista to come out 2006. well i personally thought longhorn was a cool name but iguess i i could go with winVI (windows 6) its kinda cool but not as cool as longhorn

non-eventful days

Well not much has happened in the last few days. I still havn't gotten my car window fixed and its been hot as hell outside this week.

Good news has come my way I was interviewed yesturday for a new position in the computing center. I can't tell you what I will be doing in this new position because im not allowed to talk about it. It's a hush hush thing... very important..(I'm not joking). I'll become very dangerous with the info ill be working with. (insert devil type grin here)

Just a few more weeks an I'll get to start building my new computer. I'm getting everything researched and learning alot about building computers. I've never actually built a machine this one will be my first. Out of everything I know about computers hardware is not my strong point. I'm more of an expert with software. its alot easier to understand for me.

Nine days left?!?!

Ok: physics presentation Friday at 1:30, rm 216 Cardwell Hall. It's gonna suck. Anyways, if you guys come up, I'll have my cell phone on so you can call if you get lost or something.

MAP
this is a map of campus.

Some places of interest if you want to go around campus taking pics: North of Claflin on Denison St. is the K-State gardens. Can't miss them. The Beach Art Museum should be open - its on the south east edge of campus, near Aggieville. I think there is a giant fork near King Hall - thats on Mid-Campus drive. There's also some buildings that look like castles, and Hale library is pretty cool too. And if you get bored, you can TP the Presidents residence.

My third nipple

Oh no! I've begun to grow a thrid nipple! The horror!

Oh wait, its just a mosquito bite....but man, it was a hell of a bite.

MMM...PIZZA!

So my dorm is without hot water today, so we got Pizza Hut for supper! And, they raided Kwik Cats and gave us all the candy bars...I smuggled a bag of Oreo's and Hershey's back to my room. I wish Moore could be without hot water more often.
I have under two weeks left at K-State...crazy! I'll be glad to go, I guess, but I'll miss Manhattan. Scary thing is - I give my first presentation to a bunch of physicists on Friday. How do you spell physicists? Hm. Anyways, I need to go work on my powerpoint.

May the Force be with you. And me...

Ten year-old becomes Microsoft engineer

Ten year-old becomes Microsoft engineer

=-O ........

Leaving sooner than I thought

So it turns out I will be getting out of here sooner than I planned. I need to leave by the 29th of this month, or else I will be paying 90 dollars every week. Also, I need to be moved out before Anwar gets a chance to drive over here....
So the plan is on the 29th I will have half my stuff packed and I will drive to VA and stay with Anwar for a few weeks. Then the two of us will drive back here and get the other half of my things. And then drive back. Its a wonderful plan! Woot woot.

Fudgesticles

Those are the most awesome stuff. Oh yeah, fudge popsicles.....mmmmm. Just thinking of them makes my mouth water. Mmm Mmmmm Mmm........

Ni-Fi

Read the full story here.

Ni-Fi

Nintendo goes wireless.

Think Nintendo isn't serious about getting a large percentage of it's players online? Well they've just released info on a plug and play wireless router for the less computer savvy.

im a deviant

my deviations at deviantART

here is my deviantART gallery this is where im gonna post all of my digital art work....

once again ...parents have to point the finger some where

Debate intensifies over Hot Coffee sex in GTA - PC News at GameSpot

ok this game is rated "M" for a reason, if parents dont want their children to view this content dont buy it for them! I understand that the code came from some where whether it was Rockstar or the modder iether way it shouldnt have been there.

Who da man?

Oh that man would be me thats right i am da man.... i figured out how to bypass the TMP proxy oh yes ...im awesome im back into the broadband world!

Yay for KS City

I hope everyone's weekend was as fun as mine. Thanks to Jon, Sam, and Jon's mom for giving me a good time!

And happy b-day to the crazy Mase-siblings.

interesting article

Top developers tackle the subject of games and religion

speaking of weird

i found this today not sure what it is .......

object

The ELF

I was looking up ELF radation tonight and found some strange things here is one of them

ok then

New look, same great taste, less fillling!

In order to fix the problem of the old blog, I found and modified another template from "de Internestos". Easy.

Also, it is now easier to publish photos to Blogger.com. Just go to the link provided, log in, and then create a new post (make sure you're not clicking on something that says "Blog this!"... it won't work. Look at the list of features availiable, like different fonts and such, and you will also find something that looks like an image. Click on it, and you're good to go! (I'm not sure, but IE might be needed.)

So go forth and blog! Go!

today i almost died

ok here i am riding my bike on campus heading to work from my class im in the middle of the cross walk ...clearly i have the right-of-way ..apparently not in hays. there is this girl (surprise surprise a woman driver is involved) driving toward me at a higher speed than is posted she is not stopping i hit my break on my bike the break cable breaks..(ill take pictures later of my broken cable)...I leap from my bike finally she comes to a screeching hault inches from my poor bike. and she sits in her car giving me this die and go to hell look and doesnt even get out and appologize for almost killing me! Today i confirmed there is someone watching over me and i do have a guardian angel.

a slice of life ...

ok here is a bit of what going on in my life ....

last week i went camping on my vaction i returned to hays last weds. and i've been hangin out ever since friday i went to eat at Gella's the new resturant here in Hays. It was good however there was an hour wait before we got seated. so we took a stroll down to the Semolino coffee shop where i had a strawberry smoothie and played speed ( a card game at which I really suck at).

after about 45 mins we headed back to Gella's which we had to wait 15 more mins to get seated we were finally seated i must say even though the prices are a lil expensive the food is great.

Dinner was great after we were full we took the car through one of the automatic car washes. I love those things. After the car was clean we headed down to Wild West Fest where we went to go watch the Phil Vassar concert it was fun. He had sang about 4 songs when a storm decided to come in everybody was leaving NOT us! we stayed until the end we got soaked.

while the crew was putting up the electric equipment Phil was playing around on his piano and singing different stuff and signing autographs. out 5000 ppl think there was about 50 or 60 that stayed to the end. when we left the park we decided that on our way back to the car we had to jump in every puddle on the way back. Lots of fun! My shoes are still wet!

that about all thats gone on, but tune in next time for exciting conclusion to.... a slice of life!

CAMPING FEVER - slightly less flammable than Wheat Harvest Fever

I love 3 Amigos!

Anyways, I bought a tent and a sleeping bag today! The tent is very cute - I think I might have to move into it for a while and pretend I'm in the Rockies. With a tv.
I'm going camping in less than two weeks!!!!

Happy 4th everybody
Shayne: do NOT burn down Hays! I will be very disappointed in you if you do. ;)

Wheat Harvest Fever: Catch it!

Exciting times... At approximately 11 o'clock last night (mountain time, Saturday, July second), lightning struck close to the farm, causing one of our fields to come to life and wreck downtown Tokyo.

... No, wait. It caused the field to catch fire. Damage was limited to between two to three acres of burned wheat (of 125 acres) located at one of the corners of the irrigated crop circle. It's a shame because it's our last field to be harvested! What's the deal?!

Luckily it was detected in its early stages (by Grandma!), and, with the authorities notified, Dad and uncle Larry took to the field to prevent the flames from spreading. Armed with sweeps, the threat was quelled quickly. Surprisingly, the winds were low at the time of the incident, and the light rains (8/100 of an inch) helped to kill the raging king-sized campfire. Our thanks goes out to the local fire department and police.

Incidently, I was nowhere near the farm as all this was going on. Nope, I was over at my cousin Jay's, watching ¡Three Amigos!, along with my cousin Candi. Good movie. It will be turning twenty next year; I'm betting they will have the special DVD version for it by then. Just a guess.
Despite the bad weather last night, it didn't rain enough to severely delay harvest today. I didn't participate though: I had the day off while uncle Larry and cousin Sky completed most of the field. And, because the harvest is essentially wrapped up anyway, I will betraveling to Hays Monday. Independence Day, baby! Woo!

Also, I'm well aware that not many readers of this post know the people related to me. That stuff takes time, man, and being so formal as to say Mr. La-dee-dah just seems over-the-top. Time is something that I have very little of, between work and lazing around, and I'm not good at formalities, idiot.

I kid, I kid. I love you all. Except for you communist hippies. You know who you are.

Linux

Today, I have fixed some more problems with my gentoo linux install. One of these days it is going to be all fixed up hahaha. I should do something productive, but o well. The weather is somewhat nice. At least it is cooler (like me). Well that is all I got. Live long and prosper.

Some Days

Some days a really hot shower in the middle of the day just feels right. Today was one of those days. Man it felt good. You can see the sunlight coming in through the window, bunch of bugs in the shower with you (OK, that part was not so cool), and the burning hot water hitting your skin...it was just right (except for the bugs thing). I just wish I could have looked out the window while taking the shower (of course then people would be able to see in as well).

Yesterday

I had a (comparatively) bloggable day yesterday.
A: the Maseberg Mobile now has air conditioning...so now it's as cool as possible. Maybe even cooler than me... Plus, I had to kill a man to do it.
Not quite kill a man - just pay the same amount of money it would take to kill a man (that's assuming the going contract these days is what I used to work for).

B: I was caught in a severe cloudburst on my way back to Cardwell Hall from lunch. It was very unfortunate, as I'm not used to showering in sneakers and jeans. Oh, and I witnessed a very close lightning strike. VERY close (across-the-parking-lot-close). No Shayne, I did not go deaf or blind...stop spreading those myths! But I did smell the ozone - just like one of those cheesy Twilight Zone episodes right before the aliens land. Oh wait, that's not ozone... OK, how about this one: just like a photocopier. Hm. The first one sounded less lame. That's the price of journalistic integrity, I suppose.

C: I made brownies. Peanut butter cup brownies. Need I say more?

Does this date a book?

I was reading "Boundary value problems of heat conduction" and read this line taking about some convolution and the book says "they are most appropriately solved with an analog computer". Yea, and analog computer that is what I want. Jessie can you make me one so I can do this problem? You know all about op amps right. I found it funny, hoped you might to.

I only have enough common sense to know that I don't have enough of it.

There are certain things that people hold fond memories of. From what I gathered: for Paul, it was the ranching experience in Nebraska; For Jon, It's baseball; For Lester, it's Japan (If I'm wrong on any of these counts, please feel free to let me know). I know that there are more fond memories than just those, and I also know that I've made them very broad, but that's beside the point, Mrs. "Let's-make-an-interesting-paper-English-teacher". The point is, there is at least one memory that a person can go back to that makes them feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

That's what I had going for me heading into wheat harvest. My head flooded with memories of riding around a combine with my dad, for hours and hours and hours. Wheat harvest was us working as a team: combine drivers, grain cart drivers, semi drivers, support from home base... Everyone gave their all, practically working themselves insane. Nearly all the farm was enraptured in harvest.

And then, after my first real day of Wheat Harvest, 2005!, all I could think about was sleep.

The crew and equipment might have changed, but not that feeling of comradery.

But enough of my blabber. After perusing through my PC Gamer, I've come across a couple neato websites dedicated to abandonware. For you lazy people that didn't follow the link, abandonware is, in part, old software which has nobody to defend the copyright, and also is no longer making a profit. Enter the relm of "grey-area" legality, where "what is legally acceptable" splits from "what is morally justified".

There are cases when old software has been released to the public domain by the current copyright holders. No problem there. Other cases aren't quite as clear cut.

Abandonware: The land that law forgot!

the-underdogs.org makes me feel better about the whole abandonware issue, and I'm sure it will help you too. This isn't a "warez" site, or whatever it is that those hooligians call them these days. They are interested in doing what historians have been doing for centuries: Helping us preserve and enjoy the past. Or exploit the hard work of peoples blood, sweat, and tears. I guess it depends on the spin.

Another site is abandonia.com. It also seems to be a good site.

Enjoy!

Does this make sense?

I was reading a C++ book and read this footnote "* This is where most texts point out that C++ is the language that allows your friends to access your private parts. We refrain from making such observations" I don't think they refrained very well. What do you think?

Cipango

Cipango

I found this website which has a bunch of art work. Its like a blog thingy, except the guy finds art he likes and then blogs the picture. You can click on the picture and it will send you to the artist's website.
I liked a lot of the art work here so I decided to post it. There is some nudity though (how do you think I found this site, haha).

somthing to think about

I was bored thought I'd share a poem with everyone.

Anyone can stand by you when you are right, but a Friend will stand by you even when you are wrong...
A simple friend identifies theirself when they call.
A real friend doesn't have to.
A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on his life.
A real friend says, "What's new with you?"
A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.
A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for 14 years. Get off your duff and do something about it."
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in their address book.
A simple friend hates it when you call after they has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
A simple friend will love you untill you part ways.
A Real Friend will love you forever no matter how far part you are.
A simple friend is someone you date once and awhile.
A real friend is someone you marry because they know you inside and out and have always be there for you.

Hmmmm

I have not posted in a some time. I have been busy doing other things with all free time. I think the greatest thing I have done this summer so far is almost running to Walmart and back. That is about as wild as it gets aroung here. And everyone should learn Morse code, because it is cool. I who knows it might come in handle someday.


.. -
.. ...
-.-. --- --- .-..


later

Lets see if I get the same problem..

why me ?

hmm for some unknown reason my blogs seem to not be posting correctly ....... ???

Camping Summer 2005

Camping Summer 2005

here are a few pictures I took while we were camping

ERM...

I think I broke Blogger. At least, on my computer anyways....details to follow later if I ever get it figured out. Anyways, I've been reading from the Archives, back in the day when FHSU Bloggination was still an infant. A bouncing baby blog chiefly occupied by THE MAN Shayne, THE MAN Alex, THE MAN Lester, and THE MAN Jon. Ah, the good old days... Where was I, guys??? I mean seriously...you were missing out on THE ROCKIN WOMAN JESSIE. Heehee...riiiight....
Oh, and I just got a can of Honey Roasted Macademias from Hawaii. It's awesome. From Hawaii! This little can is the closest thing I have to my ultimate vacation right now. It's from this girl Nora who lives on my hall - she's leaving to go back to Hawaii tomorrow :( (sniff, sniff).

ps. I want to go to Hawaii!!!!

I get CBS on my tv now

"SHANE!"

You were #47 on AFI's top 100 movie lines!

This is the first picture I took with my new camera! Now I can join the association of people with digital cameras. I'm so happy! 

Happy Father's Day!

So I'm at home in Macksville with the parents - Mom and I went to church but Dad stayed home (he was afraid for his life cause it's Father's Day and churches get a little excited about that sort of thing). I may not get back up to Manhattan until tomorrow morning. I'm not too keen on driving another 3 hours in 90 degrees with no ac...
Anyways, I saw Batman Begins the other day, and it was AWESOME. Ninjas, pyschotropic drugs, it had it all! It's kinda funny that the prequel is way better than all of the other Batman movies - but hey, at least they had one good one, right?
It's time for me to go eat lunch, so Live Long and Prosper.

Gibby's Game Room

You think your video game collection is impressive? Check out this guy's. Needless to say, I'd like to become his friend.

Weddings: Dig it!

So Lester and I visited home about a week ago, under the guise that we were going to a wedding. In reality, however, we were uncovering a major conspiracy involving Iatola MacCormliky. We hadn't heard of him either, but an anonymous letter was left at our doorstep, telling us he was the guy. As it turns out, he's planning on opening his own line of Mexican food restaurants. Another case closed.

The wedding, in related news, was great. The reception was good too; the food, while not normal fare for such an occasion, was quite good. No disrepect to my hosts, but usually I tend to dislike wedding receptions where booze is another attraction, and this wasn't an exception. Probably the smell of breath, and the increased possibility of 'that weird uncle' to start doing 'that weird dance'. It was all ok, though, because Lester and I got to talk to my cousin Candi, who is awesome. Oh, and I got to catch up with some old classmates of mine, too, which was great. It makes me realize how little I've changed physically compared to others in my class, or maybe it seems that way because I'm always with myself. Just maybe.

So what had I learned from all this? Don't provide alcohol at a wedding reception. The guests still have to give gifts if they come, and because they leave at an earlier time, you have more time for honeymooning.

Half-way through the wedding reception, Lester became possessed by some demonic spirit. We wish them the best.

Digital Clock as Thin as Paper

Digital Clock as Thin as Paper

before you know it computer monitors will be the same

Fish Tank Photos

Fish Tank Photos

here are some photos i took of the fish tank we have up in our commons room at TMP

badger badger badger

So there I was, in the Derby Dining Center eating a very unappetizing piece of pizza (since when does meat lovers mean that all you get is two pieces of sausage? it kinda freaked me out too, cause it looked like the pizza slice was looking at me....but that's just my normal paranoia), when I hear the table behind me start singing, "badger badger badger...mushroom, mushroom." It reminded me of the good old days - and it also struck me as a little odd that the table was singing. And then I discovered that there were people sitting there, and I'm like, well, if they're ok enough with a singing table to eat at it, then I guess I can handle it too. Did I mention that I was all alone in an 85 degree F lab all day?? And that it's been raining all day? And it's supposed to rain all weekend?? I think I need a vacation...or some medication...

Google it!

1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.
2. Go to http://images.google.com/ and search for that word.
3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).
4. Put this in your own blog so that I can do the same.

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The waters around Australia are home to more than half of all the shark species in the world.

Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem

So I bought this game today for $12.99 (plus tax) and I played it some today, and it totally rocks! It is so awesome. And scary as well, Shayne and I huddled to gather while I played. It makes you jump and such. I'm glad I bought it. Also, you have a sanity bar, and each time you see a monster you lose some of your sanity! That's so freakin' awesome! The screen starts to tilt, the walls bleed, all kinds of crazy stuff. If you get a chance, play it!

Cinderella Man

I saw Cinderella Man last night (the one where Russell Crowe is a boxer during the Depression). It was really good - it reminded me a lot of Seabiscuit or Hidalgo, minus the sandstorms and the fact that Russell Crowe is most definetly not a horse. He did have a great Jersey accent though. I love true stories (as long as they are as awesome as this one). I just wish...that I could have gotten up in time to eat breakfast... :(

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Tarantulas do not use muscles to move their legs. They walk by controlling the amount of blood they pump into their legs to make them longer and shorter.

Full Metal Panic! The Second Raid

Anime News Network - Full Metal Panic! The Second Raid (TV)

That's right, there's gonna be another series of Full Metal Panic. That means more dvds for Jon/Sam to buy. Hahaha. I'll see if I can downlaod it before it gets licenced here.

The new RA

Well I was in the bathroom today draining my tuna and the new RA comes in. He is carrying two beer can and throws them in the trash and leaves. So I was wandering if he was over 21 and then what part of not personal trash in the bath he does not get. Look like we got a winner

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The largest fish in the world is the Whale Shark, which grows to more than 50 feet in length and can weigh several tons.

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Dog were probably the first animals ever to be domesticated by man. The dogs would warn their friends of approaching danger, and lead hunters to sources of food.

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Chickens are among the bird world's most embarrassingly poor aviators. The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

Ha ha ha, ninja burger, ha ha

You WILL experience the Ninja Burger difference!

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The first living creature to orbit the earth was a husky dog called Laika, sent into space by Russia in 1957 aboard Sputnik II.

I have internet again!

Hooray! The highlight of my day was A) not getting run over by a car and B) finally getting my free ethernet. OK, so work kinda sucked (I'm supposed to be building a pyrometer?!?), and...I'm not gonna lie to you...it really sucks. The food could be better, the dorm could definetly stand to smell less, but I do have a really nice desk. It's big enough for my computer, it's awesome. I'm gonna have to steal it...Oh, and I also got my own room cause my roommate is living in town with her sister. So, no cable, but single room! Well, congrats Uncle Shayne! (I'm so proud). Come see me sometime! Manhattan is a happenin' town (not that I would know, I'm never off-campus).

I am a Japanese School Teacher

Outpost Nine :: Editorials :: I am a Japanese School Teacher

Here's the site Jon wanted me to blog. Its about an American who went to Japan to teach. Its a lot of funny stories.

Here's an example story:
"I was at the gym with a female Japanese friend. We were watching the news on TV when suddenly she turns to me and asks "So, you're American, right? How many guns do you have?"

Notice the word usage here. Not "if" I have guns, no! "How many" guns do I have. Because surely, as a red-blooded American, I own guns. Yee-haw, when I'm not drinkin' my root beer and eating myself damn to death, I sure love me to shoot some stuff! *thumbs up*

Clearly, I needed to set her straight. I pointed my first finger at her in the classic "Now let me tell you something..." pose, but before words could escape my mouth, she innocently said "Oh, only one gun?"

Somewhere in the world, I imagine Charlton Heston is quite pleased with himself. "

OKCupid! The Understand Stuff Around You Test

Pretty good You are 68% smarty pants!

Good work! There's more for you to learn, but you have a very good foundation to build on. You should be proud of what you know. Also check out The Academically Hardcore Test.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 32% on Knowledge

Link: The Understand Stuff Around You Test written by backatcha on OkCupid Free Online Dating

The Face Book

Its kind of interesting. Check it out.
Facebook me!

www.thefacebook.com to register or something, if you're interested.

I'm an Uncle!!!

I'm an uncle, and I've been one for well over a week now! Yes!

Actually, It's been over two weeks, now that I think about it.

Being an uncle has its responsibilities, so now I work for the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement.

Update: I forgot to mention these important details:
His name is Rowan Keith Riley, and he's a he.
He's the son of Ryan and Megan, my brother and sister-in-law.

having trouble coming up with a Handle

Online Handle Generator

well here you go a generator just for you. this allowsyouto generate up to 50 random handles to use for and internet identity

Let me reach out and touch you

Shayne and I only got 4 hours of sleep last night. We stayed up till 6:30 am talking about all kinds of stuff. I need more sleep.
I finally finished moving out yesterday, now all I have to do is orginize my stuff.
The Masebergs stopped by today on their way to Colorado. They seemed to be doing good. Good job Masebergs, you're all awesome! Um, other stuff.

my new place

Closet
room pic 1
room pic 2
room pic 3
me in closet
kitchen pic 1
kitchen sink

not pictured the bathroom snce the bathroom is being used by more than one person i chose not to take pictures. =)

here you go it was bigger after i got it cleaned i have more room after getting most of the stuff i dont need out now i just need to take the matresses out. and im going to start moving in.

Episode Tres

General Grievous was totally awesome. I think he kicked butt! I mean, come on, he had four arms, FOUR ARMS (and hands)! That's so awesome. I want four arms! When I get older, I'm gonna surgically attach 2 mechanical arms so that I have four arms. I'll be totally kick ass. And he had four light sabers! Too bad he didn't know how to use them, cause he died. If it were me, I wouldn't have died, I would have ran, with my awesome four armness. OH yeah!

Sunscreen can cause cancer?!?

so go ahead, soak up the sun.

Internet again baby!

Yay, I have internet again! And I'm almost moved out of the old room.

E3 2005: Legend of Zelda Impressions from ign

zelda story

here is the latest on the new zelda for the gamecube Legend of Zelda : Twilight Princess =) sorry its in a text file but thats all i can give ya

nintendo smackdown

nintendo is going to rock the console race with in the next year watch nintendo climb back up oh wait i guess they never really fell down did they =). for all you non IGN subcribers i was able to wacth the nintendo conference it was and hour long and i must same SMACK DOWN yes thats right SMACK DOWN. if you all want details let me know ill tell you about it im not going to blog them all but this one thing ...... LOZ:TP .... thats it

Images for Xbox 360

Images for Xbox 360

Images for E3 2005: PS3 Official

Images for E3 2005: PS3 Official

here you go the revolution pics

mmmmm sexy oh yes here it is the next nintendo console

official news release

news release here you go its been passed

tune in at 4 today

FHSU laptop conferance check it out if you want

I Passed GEI

That's right folks, I didn't take the final but I still ended up with a C in that class. Woot! Who's the man?

i need a donut.

so i'm at home in macksville (we blog on the left here) and wondering what is up with the backstreet boys still making music? isn't it crazy? here i thought they were stuck in teeny-bop world forever. man, i wish i could i order a pizza. instead, i have to make my own! but it gets worse: there's no Walmart either. terrible, just terrible.
but, no worries: episode III comes out on thursday, which means that if i'm lucky, i can hypnotize my parents and convince them to take me on friday night. i can't wait to see the ultimate showdown between yoda and darth sidious.
and, in other news, i'm bored stiff here. the highlight of my day: watching shayne on his webcam.
the low point of my day: watching a first aid video with my mom (did you know that motor vehicle crashes are the leading cause of accidental death?). anyways, i'm done rambling for a while...if anything else that's completely un-newsworthy pops up in my life, i'll be sure to blog about it.

Star Trek: The Final Cancellation

TV Guide's page of suggestions Since Enterprise is now done, people are wondering what the next Star Trek will be. The silliest suggestion I've seen: CSI: Starfleet.

Big Cook out anyone?

Yellowstone eruption threat high - Science - MSNBC.com

Anwary

Anwar has gone home. So he ended up not staying here forever, hahahaha.
He also got a written warning for speeding already. Hopefully he makes it back OK.

I have a phone!

it's a tracfone. i'd give you the number so you could call me, but i kinda can't find the number right now, plus i'm too poor to buy all those minutes that would require. so instead, i'll just play snake II.

Happy Birthday Blog, yesterday!

Yesterday, the FHSU Bloggination blog should've celebrated its one-year anniversary. But it didn't.

Shame on it.

Oh well. It lasted much longer than I expected. Having only one of its founding fathers drop out of the blog (well, technically, Alex is still in it, but he hasn't blogged in it for how long now?)

And who could forget the time when we blogged an expose (expos-ay?) on the radioactive cheese in Cheetos?

Here's to another year!

Dumbest thing ever!

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Last day for Anwar

Today was was really fun. We celebreated Sam and Tara's B-Day today. We went to Sonic and played V-ball, it was totally awesome! Sorry Jess, didn't mean to grab your butt! It was pretty funny when Alex, Jon, and Jess had that ice cream cake fight. Glad I stayed out of it. And then more stuff happened, but I forgot why I started to blog this, I'm sure there was a point somewhere....oh well. I'm tired of typing, you can just comment about other stuff if you want about what happend. I love you ANWAR!

Radio Project

Radio Project here we go this is a site i built today for my best friend he is restoring this radio and this site is for him to keep everyone updated on his progress

This is my brother...

he is going to be on the label of this pop, I mean soda, opps.

Send us your photos to the Jones Soda Gallery of Photos for potential future labels

Today is 05-05-05

Just thought you should know. We could celebrate at 8:05 tonight, in army time. That way it would be:
2005, 05, 05, 20:05
But then again, who cares.

burn, baby, burn

I'm thinking about getting a DVD burner.... Maybe this one. Any comments/suggestions? And if you just don't care, feel free to ignore me.

The Story of Johnny Appleseed

The Story of Johnny Appleseed

What a name

Check it out a very large telescope. Do you think they worked hard on the name?

The Time Traveler Convention

The Time Traveler Convention - May 7, 2005

hmmm this is weird

FOXSports.com - MLB- Performance-enhancing contact lenses?

FOXSports.com - MLB- Performance-enhancing contact lenses?
How cool is that? They finally have sunglass contact lenses, sorta. But only for pro ball players (no matter the type of ball probably).

oh my........

welp here is the new computer im going to be building this summer and fall my desk will look somthing like this

click here

also notice my l33t photoshoping skills =P ...hehe i have way too much time on my hands


Edit: to make the blog prettier i changed it to a link

Hungry crows may be behind exploding toads - Science - MSNBC.com

Hungry crows may be behind exploding toads - Science - MSNBC.com

Wow that sucks. Glad I'm not a crow or in Germany.

Something to do....

Pick ONE word from each pair that you think describes me the best & leave it in the comments

* Anakin Skywalker or Darth Vader
* War-mongering or Peaceful
* Committed or Flakey
* Forgiving or Grudge-bearing
* Light or Dark
* Shiny or Faded
* A walk in the park or A hike in the mountains
* Stereo or Mono
* Up or Down
* Left or Right
* Old Maid or Black Jack
* Spicey or Bland
* Drunk or Sober
* Sensical or Non-sensical
*In the World or Of the World
* Toilet-et Up or Toilet-seat Down
* Valiant or Fearful
* Fruit or Vegetable
* Man or Muppet

Anwar

Anwar is officially my brother now. At least in our heads...

Life is good my friend.

Beatallica

http://www.mp3search.ru/album.html?id=15631&ref=3970

Make sure to hear "Hey Dude" at least. These songs are great. Love 'em. [Editor's note: may contain coarse language. In fact, it does. So if you don't like it, please disregard the downloading suggestion]

It's funny because he's an apple.

I have no idea what was being said in this 1996 commercial, but I sure could go for some apple sauce right about now.

People remember that 'Ringo' means 'apple', but then they forget that 'John' means 'toilet'. Paul and George mean nothing (or maybe you can prove me wrong. Don't use baby name dictionaries, that is cheating and dumb.)

GameStop Corp. and Electronics Boutique Holdings Corp. Merger?

GameStop Corp. and Electronics Boutique Holdings Corp. Merger

this is a good thing..... i hope ....

CONFISCATED COUNTERFEITS - Counter Counterfeit Commission

Wow how stupid do you have to be!!! I mean one of these is two motorcycles duct taped together!

CONFISCATED COUNTERFEITS - Counter Counterfeit Commission

Virtual Party

at the end of the Guild Wars Beta sunday night everyone was partying online by making their characters dance and play air guitar and air drums it was hilarious here are some screens of the online party

party!!
rock'n and a roll'n
river dance

nintendo themes, a cappella (a choir performance of classic nintendo songs)

nintendo themes, a cappella (a choir performance of classic nintendo songs) - video

OMG!!!... this is hilarious plus this group is very talented i must say one of the best a cappella groups i have ever heard

Mitch is Dead

Mitch Hedberg is no longer with us. RIP, funny man.

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Check it Out

Your Linguistic Profile

Your Linguistic Profile:

75% General American English

15% Yankee

5% Dixie

5% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Nintendo Applauds The FBI

Nintendo Applauds The FBI

Amazing simply amazing your just gonna have to read this

Warning, Warning, Warning,...

Warning the Mongolian Buffet is definately hazardous to your health. Or is an extreme weight loss program. Also becareful when walking towards wiest from agnew in the grass I left a present there. I feel worse today than I did yesterday. Atleast I am getting in good with the porcelain god. Holy crap and I mean it.

Stretching is Important

Since we started working out in the mornings, I thought it be important that we stretch every day. But to make sure we do the stretches right, here's StretchMan to show us how to do it. He's a Japanese super hero here to show everyone how to stretch the proper way. We should all learn from his ways.

Ichi ni san shi GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sometime bad things happen

When I hear the sad the news that doug lost today; one of my first thoughts was sometimes losers win. Later while talking to Brain, I decided that this was not fully true. I think the SGA election, no matter how it turned out, was a good thing. It got people invouled and they learned a lot of things. It is a little sad that those that party the most get the most votes. Comment this.

Just thought it was funny. 

Kristen

Many people ask me why I changed my screen name to Kristen. She's a girl I used to know, and I'm writing a song about her. That's all. Hopefully that clarifies things.

Dir en grey

so I pre-ordered a CD in January that was supposed to come out on March 9th. Well...it was released on march 9th, and I finally got the cd today, over a month later! I know none of you care, but I thought I blog it cause I was happy/mad at the same time.

Happy Birthday to me!

Hey, its my birthday....I'm happy!
I'm no longer a teenager.... weird.
Have a great day...

firefox tweak

ipkonfig.com

check this out do it and firefox preforms better and faster

I am pretty sure I don't want to vote for Doug. I mean any rich guy could by the votes like last years SGA pres. And I didn't get a t-shirt, plus a t-shirt is a really bad reason to vote for a person. This is why republicans are really dumb. "Hey look at him he gave away free t-shirts, I am definately going to vote for him, plus he lives near me, amoung other stupid things he has done." Holy crap this word is going to pot.

Vote for Doug

cause he gave me a t-shirt. and he lives in agnew. and he likes blogs. and he's cool. and his hair doesn't look like a porcupine.

there you have it: five excellent reasons to vote for cure&spicer tomorrow. or thursday.

Peephole!

Lester and I finally have a peephole on our dormroom door, instead of just on the two doors inside the room. Now we can see who it is, plus our room is slightly less retarded. Now if they only put the room numbers outside of the room so that people can see what our room number is, then we would be all set.

IFILM - Super Bowl Ads

IFILM - Super Bowl Ads

Be sure to look at the FedEx: Dancing Burt video, and Ameriquest Mortage Company videos.

Good stuff.

Physics is soo... I don't have the hateful words to finish this phrase

I am sick and tired of freaking physics. I try hard. I do the problem right in theory and it is right except the answer and I don't get partial credit. but the class gets the wrong info so he give you points for showing work on the quiz. BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT. What a fucking hypocrit. FUCK THE PHYSICS DEPARTMENT TO FUCKING FUCKING HELL. IT IS WORTHLESS AND USELESS.

redsaz.com online!

After much deliberation, I've finally found another way to waste my money: I've bought the redsaz.com domain name for future group project stuff. It was suprisingly cheap to do. I still feel stupid about it, though. What a waste, I could have bought a good dinner. Oh well.

In case you're wondering, I did not get the name from the musical instument, but from the fact that it makes a nice pattern when you type it into a QWERTY keyboard.

This reminds me of Jellison Bridge over Big Creek....sweet beautiful algae 

KFHS TV

KFHS TV

Paul led me to this link. Click on the presidential debate link! The best part: Scroll to about 25 minutes into the movie and listen on the laptop 'issues', and the almost complete reversal of Kiley's stance on FHSU becoming a laptop university.

Google Search: movie: movie times

Google Search: movie: movie times

Wow! Since when does Google do movie times?

First it was web pages, then phone numbers, then maps, then satellite images, definitions, and now... movie times in your local theatre.
This is getting to be a little big brotherly now, isn't it?

Hitchhiker's Guide

this is a really funny movie trailer. at least, i thought so.

Skype - Free Internet telephony that just works

Skype - Free Internet telephony that just works thats right it just works and if you have a mic and speakers or headset and and internet connection thats all you need to run skype its awesome

Today

it's sunny. my firefox weatherman did not tell me that it was going to be sunny...either because it didn't know, or i haven't installed it yet...

Breaking New

There was a car wreak between Agnew and TH about ten minutes ago (1:20 p.m.). The hay police and campus ploice had 8 cars there and one amblence. I don't know why all the cops

Neowin.net - Where unprofessional journalism looks better - Windows Update V6 Gone Public?

Neowin.net - Where unprofessional journalism looks better - Windows Update V6 Gone Public?

oh my =P this is interesting for you computer geeks out there who use M$ windoze

A Debate

One other thing on Thursday, April 7, 2005 at 6:00 p.m. there will be a SGA Presidential/Vice Presidential Debate somewhere in the union. Check it out.

Elections

Today is the Kansas election, so if you can vote. Also april 13 and 14 are SGA election. For president and vice president information check out curespicer and kileytavish.

a couple of different media player

VLC media player - Overview this one is for video

foobar2000 media player

and this last one if a audio media player that hardy uses any resources at all

Spring is Here

This, I think, is the best time of the year. Every thing turns green, and you stop having to wear a coat all the time yet it is still not to hot. If it just was not the end of a school year at the same time.

Ms. Wheelchair stripped of title for standing up

i found this mildly funny

what's next, disqualifying pageant contestants because they CAN wear a swimming suit??

oh well, never mind....

"Don't look for a gift in the mouth." -Lester

As far as I care, that's much better than the original saying. It's just common sense.

Don't look's meaning.

NPR : Aquarium's Great White Kills Other Sharks

NPR : Aquarium's Great White Kills Other Sharks

my first attempt with pics..

um...stuff

Time Change

The time changes Saterday night.

I have shingles or herpes zoster

It is final I do indeed have shingles, and second the student health people did not give me antibodics. Addition Shayne had told me about shingles attacking the nerve endings and that is the same thing the student health people told me. So, that is that.

Happy un_Easter

Ha the first to blog here!

Happy Easter!

First one to blog! Oh yeah! woot! take that! buahahahaha.

I, JESSIE

so it's saturday morning, the "last" day of spring break...paul thinks he has shingles, dad is sanding on the stairway (a very very loud and dusty undertaking), thus i'm unable to go upstairs - which is why i have a perfectly good reason for wearing my pajamas all day long. i'm listening to johnny cash's biggest hits cd for what seems like the millionth time but is actually only the 2nd - if i turned it off, dad would boycott or probably impress me into service. it's almost noon, and mom will probably try and feed me again, despite the fact that i'm still recovering from her gluten-free waffles - no wonder johnny is singing about a burning ring of fire... how ironic. well, to sum up this vacation, it rained, and when it didn't rain, it was occasionally sunny. the whole time it was cold. i ran out of butter AND real flour, which puts a crimp on cookie baking. i crocheted a really homely scarf, and then discovered that i was rapidly turning into my mother. i watched i,robot...it was a good movie. and if you're still reading this post, kudos to you. i'm gonna go find some socks now cause my feet are cold.

Tissue From T. Rex

Scientists Recover Tissue From T. Rex

Jurassic Park here we come!

Spring Break

It is great. The break that is. So so great. There is paint to scrape. There is not much to do. Enjoy everone.

Songs in the morning

I like birds. Birds are nice.

Einstein as a comedian

Quick Flash Movies, made by the same person who brought you Tiny Plaid Ninjas.

This one is for math people.
Jokes with Einstein

This one isn't as funny, but still ok.
Jokes with Einstein2

Wow, I am 225% MAN! Oh yeah!

You scored as asian. Yur Asian! asian 75% white 67% latino 50% black 33% Are you a different race than you think you are? created with QuizFarm.com

3.14

Happy pi day! and, in case you don't celebrate the awesomeness of pi, you can celebrate Albert Einstein's birthday. Happy Relative Birthday, Al!

GorillaMask.net: Nanaca Crash - Really weird game

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Racquetball Central

Racquetball Central Cool, raquetball related material.

I wonder what it takes...

Sometimes I wonder what it will take to keep myself from knocking the physics department to the ground. I hate foreign teacher I don't think I have gotten above a C in a class where a foreign teacher was incharge. For some reason I can only blog on occasions when my computer will allow me acess to the dashboard. It is rare that this happens and I wonder what it takes to get it so that I could make it to this screen all the time. I also wonder what it would take to get us on the mentionable list for the blogs in the dashboard. Now that would be cool. One of these days I will find us a way. But until then I am going to restrain myself and pray the squirrels will make it quick when they take over the world.

Media Cavern - Gateway To High Quality Entertainment!

Here is one especially for you lester. even if you already have it.

Media Cavern - Gateway To High Quality Entertainment!

Lester is an awesome geek, but I don't think one should make that face when they're receiving a wedgie.

Nintendogs

Nintendogs
another game im going to be purchasing when it comes available this is just amazing what nintendo has instore for its systems..

GameCube: GDC 2005: Iwata Keynote Details: Revolution Comes Together

GameCube: GDC 2005: Iwata Keynote Details: Revolution Comes Together

:-O revolution: Wi-FI out of the box :-O :-O :-O

Nintendo DS: GDC 2005: DS Goes Online

Nintendo DS: GDC 2005: DS Goes Online

:-o The DS is going online!!!! now im going to have to get Animal Crossing DS ......

Elections

Did you know there is an election here in kansas in april? Also did you know that the people of KS are going to vote on a constution admenment to ban gay marrage? Yea I go to goverment class. And yes I get told to vote a lot. So, I thought I would pass the word. VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!!!!!!!

X-Men III

I recall having a discussion last night at supper about the upcoming X-Men movie. Here's a totally credible news story I found today regarding this topic.

A friend showed me this.

Click here for a funny cartoon.

Its kind of long (its actually really long) but its worth it. Its really funny. Its almost like an animated comic. Hahahaha go watch it!