Yesterday

I had a (comparatively) bloggable day yesterday.
A: the Maseberg Mobile now has air conditioning...so now it's as cool as possible. Maybe even cooler than me... Plus, I had to kill a man to do it.
Not quite kill a man - just pay the same amount of money it would take to kill a man (that's assuming the going contract these days is what I used to work for).

B: I was caught in a severe cloudburst on my way back to Cardwell Hall from lunch. It was very unfortunate, as I'm not used to showering in sneakers and jeans. Oh, and I witnessed a very close lightning strike. VERY close (across-the-parking-lot-close). No Shayne, I did not go deaf or blind...stop spreading those myths! But I did smell the ozone - just like one of those cheesy Twilight Zone episodes right before the aliens land. Oh wait, that's not ozone... OK, how about this one: just like a photocopier. Hm. The first one sounded less lame. That's the price of journalistic integrity, I suppose.

C: I made brownies. Peanut butter cup brownies. Need I say more?