Wow.

I expected my plan of the bloggers to blog more on the blog to work (BLOG! blog blog blog), but not THIS well. Nine posts? That's almost insulting, but then I remembered that I didn't really want to write a play anyway.

Or maybe it was all a big, funny coincidence.

In any case, it's great to hear from the staff. Even I have been diminishing in blogging the past week or two, but I was on vacation, so I have an excuse.

But that does bring up an interesting question. Who blogs more of our group? Ok, it's not that interesting, shut up.

Answer: Lester has written 81, I have written 76 (Including this one.) Lester has written 5,148 words, I have written under 14,000. Divide that out, you get 64 words per post for Lester, and 184 words per post for Shayne, the guy that refers to himself in the third person.

What this all means is that the universe will collapse in on itself the moment that the rate of expansion of the universe equals the speed of light.

... Oh, wait, it doesn't mean a thing.

On a parting note, I hope that nobody just visiting this site reads this first and realize that we have no idea what to blog about or captivate an audience. But then again, it's not about the ratings, is it? It's about the ladies. And just to let you (pretty) ladies know, I'm available. I have strong brown eyes, and a pumpernickel. Thats right ladies, I have a German goblin that breaks wind. So if you get a busy signal, then just keep dialing the number and hope I pick up.