It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chews Your Grass Out from the Lawn

Wow, look at the blog dropoff in the past few days. If the rest of the gang doesn't pull it together, then I'm threatening to write and post a play. And to show I'm not bluffing, here's a little sample (It's a musical):

Bernadine: [walks to center stage, slaps Bob in the face with a lunkfish]

Bob: What? Never!

[Background music group groups in the background to start music, sings "Fish Slap" to "Love Shack" Lyrics.]


Bob [After song conclusion]: Ugh, I don't feel so good. [Bob explodes, fake guts splatter out to crowd]

[End Scene]


There you go. Just a little sample. And that wasn't even the rough draft! That all fits into a magical, wonderful, convoluted musical.

So C'mon bloggers. Blogging is good. If there aren't any more blog posts the rest of this week (from someone else besides me), expect to see the full play. You've been warned. Just do it. It doesn't even have to make sense or be interesting! It could be about gum, or even that goat that looked at you funny... The possibilities are endless.

...Oh, wait, I guess I do have some stuff to talk about.
How about them rains this week? Crazy. We got a little under an inch, which is decent for this region. Over the weekend, I went with my parents up (and over) to Brush, Colorado for ye grande olde familye reunionne.

The 19th is only 7 days and 1 hour away, Also known as "The Big FHSU Parking Grab", where you can scarcely find a parking spot for blocks. The parking is taken up by lousy worthless Freshmen, which ruins the parking for 3 months. I calculate the "lousy worthless" portion of the Freshmen population to be about 1 of every 10 Freshmen, but that is pure speculation. They are an annoying waste of space, and eventually they will realize it and go back home as bitter failures.