Monday, August 30, 2004

wanted: semi-professional hitman

target: any student in biology lab, section c. means: anyway you want to; preferably something a little unobtrusive, say a knock on the head and a long permanent swim in big creek. fee: $0. (hey, you're a semi-professional, you need the experience). oh, and please do it soon; i really want to add this class...stupid thing is FULL! but yeah, that's your job. oh, and if anyone asks, this never existed.

ps...if you're any kind of law enforcement official, i'm just kidding. obviously. i mean, why else would i put it on the internet? how stupid is that?

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