Thursday, August 12, 2004

My Child Problem

When thinking about the conversation I had with my sister, I had totally forgotten about Grant. My friend Grant (from Va Beach) is pregnant with my child (in fact, he's been pregnant with my child for about 4 years now, I think). I'd like to thank Grant for always being there for me, he's a great friend, and there is no one else I would rather have to mother (father?) my child. Grant, you're awesome. If I were gay (and according to this I am) I would marry you, if it were legal (damn you Bush! Even though I'm still voting for you!). Woot.

Four years....wonder when it'll be born.

1 comment:

Redsaz said...

A 4-year pregnancy? It sounds to me like you gave him severe chronic indigestion.


If it does turns out to be pregnancy, I hope its like that episode on the Bill Cosby show where the men give birth to a model sailship, a sportscar, and a 6-foot sub-sandwich.

I wish I wasn't the only one here that remembered that episode.