Advice from the wise sister of mine
"Lester, our parents are getting old. You know what's missing from their lives?"
"Hmm?"
"Grandchildren."
"Whah?"
"Since I'm not planning on having children, its all up to you Lester. Hurry up and go get some chick pregnant."
"Hmm, sounds interesting, but I think that's skipping a few steps. You know, like first GETTING A GIRLFRIEND. Not to mention having a good relationship, and then getting married, and all that. Plus I'm still in school"
"Tha's ok, you can live with me, I make enough money. Papa and Mama needs grandchildren, QUICK!"
So...anyone out there interested in baring my child? Hmmm?
Didn't think so....
Monday, August 09, 2004
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4 comments:
See? There's that defeatest attitude again. You need to look positively:
"I WILL get some woman pregnant!"
It's all at how you look at things.
Here's what I use every day:
"I WILL avoid getting maced today."
You're right sir! I WILL get some girl pregnant! I can do it.
*slap* oops! i'm sorry! i thought you were miroku there for a second, my mistake!
I'll carry your baby!
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